Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Read on a newspaper site, so not mine but.....Tesco Value Beefburgers: low in fat - high in shergar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divs crew! 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Had a tesco burger for lunch..it gave me the trotts![:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somerset Canary 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Just thought I''d try some burgers I''ve had in the fridge for a while...and they''re off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted January 16, 2013 [quote user="Somerset Canary"]Just thought I''d try some burgers I''ve had in the fridge for a while...and they''re off.[/quote][Y] [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Bond 0 Posted January 16, 2013 he would be better upfront than morrison!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted January 16, 2013 [quote user="James Bond"]he would be better upfront than morrison!!![/quote]I know you''re probably confused because we''re talking about a Supermarket, but ''Morrisons'' is a shop and ''Morison'' is a footballer (sort of... [6])Please pay attention.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted January 16, 2013 A Tesco burger walked into a bar and asked the barman for a pint in a quiet voice.The barman said ''Sorry but i cannot hear you'' so the burger replied '' i am a little horse''. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Tesco are complaining their supplier let them down. Personally, I think they''re flogging a dead horse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted January 16, 2013 I had a couple of those Tesco burgers made me quite ill for a while but the doctors say I''m stable now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Shetland Soufflé, New Forest Gateau, Creme Mule, Mule Marinere, Thoroughbred and Butter Pudding.Just horses for courses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 16, 2013 BTW, does anyone like Bush meat or is there too much gristle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redders Right Foot 22 Posted January 16, 2013 Lad at work had a tesco burger for lunch and started reading the paper. I asked him why the long face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,293 Posted January 16, 2013 I bought 8 legs of venison for £10.00 each....do you think that''s two deer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted January 16, 2013 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]BTW, does anyone like Bush meat or is there too much gristle?[/quote]Too much hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 16, 2013 The wife burnt the roast last Sunday, she told me she had a bit of a mare in the kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leedscanary 339 Posted January 16, 2013 Tesco checking all their veggie burgers for traces of UniQuorn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,535 Posted January 16, 2013 [quote user="Somerset Canary"]Just thought I''d try some burgers I''ve had in the fridge for a while...and they''re off.[/quote] Had they been there furlong time[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Too much hair?you can always ask your butcher to trim it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Delias new show.Ready Steedy cook! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted January 16, 2013 I''ve got a horse called Zak....Hold on!.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted January 16, 2013 [img]http://s14.postimage.org/m4cha4q69/555247_325878677527791_1247664207_n.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,293 Posted January 16, 2013 The mane course.....Tesco burger sold at Spurs.....You canter beat the quality..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,502 Posted January 16, 2013 Bit tenuous but ...I''m into flagellation, necrophilia & bestiality.Am I flogging a dead horse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Reports just in claim that following on from the Shergar Burger fiasco more unexpected animal parts have turned up. Apparently there was a lot of camel toe in Primark leggings to be found in the city centre today. [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete_norw 0 Posted January 16, 2013 [quote user="Zak Burger"]Reports just in claim that following on from the Shergar Burger fiasco more unexpected animal parts have turned up. Apparently there was a lot of camel toe in Primark leggings to be found in the city centre today. [:S][/quote]Bloody sarcastic lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.C.F.Chapman 0 Posted January 16, 2013 Tesco Value Burgers: The cheapest way to buy the pony your daughter always wanted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,535 Posted January 16, 2013 If you don''t want to risk Tesco''s burgers you could always try their meat balls... They''re the dogs bollox![&] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted January 16, 2013 My daughter asked me for a Pony for Xmas, I told her she could have it in installments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites