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The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.

They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.

Bad news for fatties?

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[quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.

They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.

Bad news for fatties?[/quote]Someone as well-travelled as you morty should know that it''s the folks in the next seat that suffer ..........

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They will also have double seats that either an adult and child can share, or two children can.

I guess the clunkers will have to buy one of those.

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[quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.

They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.

Bad news for fatties?[/quote]

Is it really 30 cm?That''s a foot in old money.

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[quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.

They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.

Bad news for fatties?[/quote]

Surely 30mm narrower?

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[quote user="morty"]Ah extra zero sneaked in. 3 centimetres.

Cancel the diet![/quote]

This could be another explanation for the reduction in scampi portions.

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[quote user="TCCANARY"][quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.

They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.

Bad news for fatties?[/quote]

Is it really 30 cm?That''s a foot in old money.

[/quote]True. Rumour has it that they''re turning them 180 degrees so you now have sit on the edge.As if watching the football wasn''t enough to bring tears to your eyes.....

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Our existing seats could easily hold their own with the top four Prem seats.

Report, report, report, report, report.

Apples

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[quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="TCCANARY"][quote user="morty"]The club is set to increase the capacity this summer from 27,244 to 28,332.

They will do this by installing seats 30 cm narrower.

Bad news for fatties?[/quote]

Is it really 30 cm?That''s a foot in old money.

[/quote]True. Rumour has it that they''re turning them 180 degrees so you now have sit on the edge.As if watching the football wasn''t enough to bring tears to your eyes.....[/quote]

30 cms is correct. The capacity is increasing to 84,206

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waveney wont be happy

it was a fake article? Heard of the norfolk herald or the reporter Richard Fibber?

or the map of FCR with "shit loads more seats here" circled.. that sort of gave it away.

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So Morty calls out a poster for being a ''wee bit racist'', and yet here he is being blatantly ''fattist".........

Says it all really.

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Racism is against the law.

Poking a bit of fun at those that can''t keep their mitts out the cake tin isn''t.

Hope that clears things up for you.

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Hang on, a cotton pickun minute.

What about those of us , who through a combination of genetics and sport, do not have a slim build? Are we to be classified as ''cakeist''?

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Hmmmm, I''m no expert but I''m sure using "fattist" when trying to take the moral high ground is probably not going to do you any favours?

Apples

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[quote user="unique"]No it doesn''t.

Certain disorders and conditions can cause obesity.

Your ignorance is understandable.[/quote]Oh get over yourself.

Chubby.

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