Katie Borkins 1 Posted December 31, 2015 Hypothetical question - If the Premier League was taken over tomorrow by a tyrannical dictatorship from the future, and each premier league club had to send two players as "tributes" to fight all other nominated players to the death on a strange island landscape in front of a television audience of millions, which two players from our squad would you send and why, and who would win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 31, 2015 Mbokani, and could I send Alex Neil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted December 31, 2015 Wes because he could easily hide and go unnoticed.And Grabban, because he goes missing for large periods anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,674 Posted December 31, 2015 Probably worth taking Russ Martin. Because even if it''s not his fault, we can blame him if it all goes wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
? 0 Posted December 31, 2015 Because the Games are shown around the world and because it is only Premiership team tributes that are included I think that the games would be heavily biased towards the bigger teams tributes, much like the Prem now.With that in mind I would send two of our weaker tributes say, Whittaker and Hooper, and keep our strongest tributes alive for internal war that is happening behind the scenes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,165 Posted December 31, 2015 Er........am I allowed to say John Ruddy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant Holts Moustache 105 Posted December 31, 2015 I''d send McNally and Ruddy. I hear they can handle themselves in the war zone that is Norwich City centre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted December 31, 2015 Lafferty as he''s obviously our best squad member, but then again he may spend too long warming up... Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Canary 0 Posted December 31, 2015 If we twist the OP slightly which 2 pinkun posters would you send as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 31, 2015 [quote user="Captain Canary"]If we twist the OP slightly which 2 pinkun posters would you send as well?[/quote][:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoola Han Solo 448 Posted December 31, 2015 [quote user="morty"][quote user="Captain Canary"]If we twist the OP slightly which 2 pinkun posters would you send as well?[/quote][:)][/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 31, 2015 [quote user="Wes Hooly Fan"][quote user="morty"][quote user="Captain Canary"]If we twist the OP slightly which 2 pinkun posters would you send as well?[/quote][:)][/quote] [/quote]I shall just set my stall out by saying I have 22 years military service, experience with firearms, and I can shoot a bow and arrow.[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 31, 2015 [quote user="morty"]I shall just set my stall out by saying I have 22 years military service, experience with firearms, and I can shoot a bow and arrow.[/quote][:O]Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Canary 0 Posted December 31, 2015 You would want to include LDC in there to he would bore the crap out of the opposition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 31, 2015 [quote user="Captain Canary"]You would want to include LDC in there to he would bore the crap out of the opposition[/quote]Or we could send you, all 32 of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted December 31, 2015 Well one Waveney/Newton surely counts as a battalion each (and it would clean this messageboard up too)? Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 274 Posted December 31, 2015 Not sure Apples; they may make lots of noise but they are still only two people and their ability to camouflage themselves really isnt that good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,320 Posted December 31, 2015 Right enough ZLF...and they''d probably just whine on incessantly about the Ruling Board of the Games, the rules themselves, where has all the budget gone, find scapegoats, why we havent supplied the best weapons, how other players from other teams are much better and we should sign them immediately, lack of amibition and wait for a Messiah to come and save them. Could be the dullest Hunger Games ever! Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted December 31, 2015 Mitrovic and Tiote would be my bet, taking the trophy back to Newcastle.I''m sending Ruddy and Bassong. We know Bassong likes a firearm and Ruddy''s punching has recently improved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted December 31, 2015 Bassong and Mbokani for me, those 2 can handle themselves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted December 31, 2015 What about one poster and one player ? Morty and Martin ? I know one poster who would like to send Morty 😀😀😂😂😂😂😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted December 31, 2015 Got to Be Mbokani and Ruddy for me. I remember one of Ruddys previous incarnations was TechnoViking. Give me a few mins i''ll try to find it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted December 31, 2015 www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AcoC6zyVQSorry dont know how to make it a clicky, but skip to 30 seconds, and youll see JR in a former life as protector of techno babes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,561 Posted December 31, 2015 When Kieron Dyer was on "I''m A Celebrity" recently I thought about asking for suggestions on which Norwich player would do the best in the jungle but thought the programme was maybe too lowbrow for our posters-perhaps I was wrong.Anyway, for The Hunger Games, I''d send Robbie Brady-seems to be quite nimble-and Mulumbu-he''s a big lad. I think this would be a good combination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,443 Posted December 31, 2015 Send the Wolf. Can''t believe no one has suggested this yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted December 31, 2015 I did specify "the squad" which would rule out our Ricky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites