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You all know what I meant ;) And just to clarify I said ex scottish premiership players / scottish nationals.

A chief executive who possesses an unquestionable record and a wealth of footballing knowledge In reality how many are out there?

Or perhaps young Alex could re-lace his boots allowing us to push Naismith further forward? Scotch Power.

We''ll be well on our to a Ex Scottish Premiership/Scottish national 11 by the time we kick off. Mcgregor Whittaker Martin Hanley Mcgrandles Andreu Dorrans Naismith McCormack If only we hadn''t missed out on Steven Fletcher. Nicola Sturgeon as Chief Exec?

The club took over the running of the County Hall car park 2 (maybe 3?) years ago. Whilst i''m sure the club have to pay a hefty fee to use the facilities, £8 is ridiculous.

It''s still beyond me why we signed him permanently. Quality debut, dreadful thereafter.

Deep.

The neck line resembles a fat girls vagina.

Highland, it''s unfair to blame the board for Neil''s backroom staff. Neil decided to bring in McAvoy and Kiely. Forcing coaches on him would''ve been a recipe for disaster. If you''re worried about training surely you have to question the manager, not the board?

Archant wouldn''t dare pose a controversial question. They copy and paste from our official website and fill the gaps with irrelevant drivel. "Norwich City Transfer Rumours - Grant Holt to Hibs" How the fuck is Grant Holt to Hibs a "Norwich City transfer rumour"?

First week back in training and the first team coach departs. Looking positive.

The kit''s yellow with a green trim. The shorts are green. Such a revealing teaser. Mind blowing stuff.

The first rule of Gunn Club.........

Bomb squad now present, talks of a controlled explosion having to be carried out. Sad times if true.

Hopefully the "suspicious package" turns out to be a false alarm. As a country we''re probably one incident away from airport style security at all major events (including football).

Villa''s "downward spiral" had started long before Lambert arrived, hence why he ended up in the job.

It seems like Harry Kane is the yardstick from which we measure other players? "He looks better than Kane did in his loan spell so he must be good". Kane made a total of 3 appearances for us. His first game was a brief substitute appearance. His second game he got injured. His third game was a brief substitute after returning from injury. Days later Spurs exercised their option to recall him. As for Bamford he''s clearly got something, but whether or not that something can really turn into anything remains to be seen. As for RVW, I would rather we gave Elmander another shout.

The "hotel" is a doomcaster legacy that will probably outlive most of us sadly.

Ruddy Martin Bennett Bassong/Klose Olsson Howson Oneil Redmond Naismith Brady Mbokani

Where''s the infamous squad revealer when you need him? After the Adam Johnson fiasco it''s safe to say Sunderland''s hierarchy aren''t interested in checking messages.

It''s a football fairytale... I can''t be bothered to read the whole article as the whole FFP ruling is utter b*llocks. It''s impossible to look at the current Leicester squad and say they''ve bought the title.

It''s Mbokani''s choice if he wants to play, FIFA can''t impose a 2 match domestic ban simply because he didn''t want to play for his country.

The whole thread is comedy gold lol! Once McCarthy is gone they''ll only be heading in one direction and that''s League 1!

It''s funny how 99% of posters agree that Bor is complete and utter bell piece yet he still hasn''t realised it for himself. He''s like the Pinkuns answer to Katie Hopkins.

They were pretty keen to throw the book at the bloke throwing his season ticket at Gunn.. In all honesty i''m suprised Mcnally didn''t just hurdle the Directors box, bundle down the City Stand and grab his ticket so he could stick it in the buy back scheme.