Huge Pooma

Who''d have thought it? Overpaid prima-donna playing at home for one of the big teams throws toys out of the pram because the tyre-fitter and his friends won''t stand aside and let him have a few gentle tap-ins. No surpises there then.     Torres, you great big flappy wizards-sleeve of a c*** you are so s*** you should be playing for 1p5wich.

I have a ''Super'' member...................

Why would anyone give a flying f*** whether she was swigging special brew and offering random strangers out. She was drunk; big friggin deal

[quote user="Mr. Chops"]Mark Fotheringham passed it sideways 17 times for Famagusta. [/quote] .......and 15 of those times it went to an opponent

So Norwich have discovered their scoring boots and last night saw the most entertaining game so far. The reason? Forum regular Duncan Edwards chose last night to miss his first game of the season. If we want to give the team the maximum level of support and possibly save the club a few quid on new players, there is only one realistic solution - ban Edwards! 

Can''t beat a bit of ''My old man said be an Ipswich fan'' for generating a bit of atmosphere

[quote user="BroadstairsR"] None, but I would enjoy having a small go at Alan Brazil if ever I were to meet him socially. His anti-City bias whenever he gets the chance has always annoyed me a lot. [/quote] I remember seeing the obese ex-publican in the parade ring at Yarmouth Racecouse when the entire crowd started singing ''you fat b***ard'' at him. Priceless.    Has to be said the in his heyday, Scumwich had probably the most hideous collection of child-scaring gargoyles to set foot on a football pitch. Brazil,Mariner,Osman.Butcher,Mills,Paul Cooper and the world''s leading Gollum lookee-likeee Eric Gates. Vile.       

[quote user="Epic Beard Man"]So you want a wall paper with lyrics on it? Why don''t you try making it yourself with windows paint. If you can''t manage it I could always ask my 4 year old granddaughter if she could do it for you.[/quote] Are you really the most miserable person ever to walk the earth or just plain mental? 

[quote user="CT"]Who do we hate more? D''urso or this referee?[/quote] At this stage D''Urso. He has a track record over many years of screwing us over. I think he''s a binner as well  

[quote user="Hissing Sid"]At Tranmere he gave the kind of inept refereeing performance that Andy D''Urso could only dream about! And so we meet again...deep joy!![/quote]   Spot on. Until the Tranmere game, I thought Andy D''urso was the most disgraceful referee to ever draw breath. This guys display of advanced f***wittery took the field of refereeing incompetence to a whole new level 

Why would anyone give a flying f*** who else posts on here?

Play nicely children

[quote user="AndyJR"][quote user="Sports Desk Pete"]Hopkins Homes now building on the site and will be called Scholar''s Quarter with 113 houses/flats and seven offices. Let''s hope it''s not too chalky underneath.... [/quote] Just what Norwich needs, more unaffordable housing.  Bravo council. [/quote] Maybe the city council will give the homes to the old folks they kicked out of that sheltered housing scheme that the council employees moved into 

However much it was it was way too much. What was the chairman thinking of charging that amount? 

Bottom line is if the prices really are too expensive then attendances will drop off and the club will have to react. The fact that we had 24000ish people there on saturday for a game which a large number of posters on here claim was too expensive suggests that maybe the club haven''t got things so wrong after all

Megan Fox hasn''t returned any of my calls. I blame Glen Roeder

Martin O''Neill

I''m going to refuse to listen to ''99 red balloons'' for 24 hours. That''ll teach them.

[quote user="Mello Yello"] [quote user="ref89"]Stephen Fry is known globally.  He is one of the most respected comedians in the UK etc etc, Delia is a legend in the media.  Between them we have one of the best known boards in the country, which is no bad thing when mixed with the obvious accumen of McNally and Bowkett. Stop being such a prat.  Fry is Norfolk born and bred and will help to raise the profile of the club.  [/quote] Stephen is Norfolk born and bred?.... Is Hampstead, a quaint little village on the outskirts of Reepham? What''s next, Delia was born in the maternity wing of the old Norfolk and Norwich Hospital, in Woking? [/quote] I personally couldn''t care less if our board members were conceived and born on a space station.  Isn''t Stephen Fry half Hungarian and wasn''t he born in Hungary before moving to this country at the age of 4?  

[quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Lord Flashheart"][quote user="The Butler"][quote user="CambridgeCanary"] Perhaps. If we are a laughing stock, who precisely is laughing? [/quote] Don''t hear many laughing, though that''s odd considering what an A list comic he is. Mostly, other than in Norfolk, total indifference it would appear. [/quote] Indeed. I socialise with countless supporters of other clubs and nobody''s mentioned it. Bizarre. I thought we were a national joke. [:O] [/quote] One of our greatest comedians was Eric Morecambe who was a director of Luton Town FC. All that got them was the extraction of the wee wee and little else! [/quote]   Erm, didn''t Luton get promoted to the top division whilst Eric Morecombe was chairman? Doesn''t that count? 

[quote user="Go Wash Your Mouth Out Son"]How old are you ? ''Posative'' Lol. If you had half a brain cell which we have already established that you don''t you''d atleast know how to spell.[/quote] 16 tops at a guess

Goran Maric was the worst forward since the legend that was Dean Coney. This may seem like heresy to some, but there is a school of thought which thinks that Mr Maric was not actually the worst since DC,but the worst forward full stop.

[quote user="Bryan Badonde"]I belive there the Norwich Hit Squad? Are they still active ect ? If you know anything Id be interested to know . Ps just got some nice fred perry stuff yesterday ;) .[/quote] Word of advice -  forget about the Fred Perry.  Put on your best fake burberry cap,get on a number 26 or 27 bus and say ''Woodcock Road" to the driver. When you get to your destination, cross the road and spend a couple of hours sitting on the bench outside the Co-op on Aylsham Road. There you will find enough 13 year old chavs trying to look hard in front of their mates to start your own crew. You should fit in nicely. 

I can''t work out why anyone would give a toss who the EDP describes as ''A listers''. However, a well-connected source at the club has told me that the puppet man,Marigold and one of those twins off the market will be added to the board soon.

My old man said be a D''Urso fan, I said....................