Depraved

NEWS FLASH: Nowrich is hit by a major humor blackout. This Humor failer happend at approx 12:06. An eye witness said:   [quote user="Herman "]I think it is sarcasm Ginge[:O][/quote]   But it wasn''t enough to stem the humorless flow. Indications show that it may be wearing off but further analysis may be needed......

Worse case senario: NCFC travel to Leyton Orient in a Russian build coach.....

oh hang on your the idiot steward that doesn''t like NCFC just there for the insubstantial amount of money you get for doing it. before anone else replies to PEDRO, here are his other quotes to ponder on:   "Well if you are so bothered about the Policing and Stewarding at Yesterday''s match, do something about it by joining either the Police or the Stewards otherwise keep quiet..I am a Steward and from what I saw yesterday Norwich fans were as bad as Leeds fans, if you wind up the oppositon then you get what you deserve and I witnessed plenty of Norwich fans doing that, by which we told them to sit down and shut up or get thrown out !! and by the way not all stewards support flippin Norwich !! we are there for the pay !! "   and after someone pointed out about his daughter getting injursed because of this......   "Who''s give a toss,I don''t you flippin idiot, we don''t get paid enough so why should we bother..I go to watch the game and get paid to do so thats all I am there for..you prized prat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "   t0sser

[quote user="Pedro"] "NEWS FLASH"   Apparently as from the start of next season, you can go into the Club Shop and buy a referee''s shirt and shorts and a whistle, there will be a good supply in stock about 25,000 have been ordered !!! there will be a large demand cos every flippin Norwich fan thinks they are a qualified Ref.. The FA would also like to hear from anyone who can train as a Ref, but by the looks of it there are plenty of Ref''s at Carrow Road who think they are up to the job.. I don''t think so !! 2nd "NEWS FLASH" Anyone wanting to join the NCFC diving team can get an application form from the Club as they are looking for members, there are already 11 members signed up !! [/quote]   Upset because you couldn''t hack your way to the playoffs? Ince has certainly used his influence to great effect on his team as that was all he could do when he played. Thats why MK Dons will always be a 3rd division club. I''m just grateful we''ll never have to play you again.

I was listening to the 5 live call in and a city fan said he saw Friend signing autographs before the game....... just goes to show that some of these so called referee''s are attention seeking, self important idiots.

[quote user="a1canary"]don''t be silly tange, it''s not a swimming pool, it''s a community alotment.[/quote] and when we say community, we mean slum  

"I''m not pissed, I''m not pissed. You''ve gotta help me out here"   Yes ok Alan let me find my gun......

And he''s at least 10 years younger than Hucks with alot to learn. As other posters have stated I thought he was by far the best player on the pitch today. How many other players had their song sung by the whole ground on more than 1 occasion today?

I think he''s been ok, all thats missing is a goal from him. He certainly deserves one.

[quote user="thefutureisyellow"]Did OK didn`t he, well done! [/quote] Yes he did great as we knew he would. Not sure what happened with the goal, I see him save the first shot then saw an open goal. Not sure if he got held up or not. Perhaps someone from the dull end could enlighten me ;)

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="pennywise "] [quote user="Evil Monkey"]I had to leave 5 mins before the end of the United game in Prem because my mates were debuting a show at the Garage Theatre and we would have had to have waited until the interval to enter had we missed the start... Is that a good enough reason, or do we have to check in advance now? [/quote] your obviously an early leaver and proud of it, don`t let them grind you down mate [:D] [/quote] Just the once, never done it before or since... but its nice to know that if I do need to leave early ever again, I know who to ask.  Andy, can you let us all know your seat number so we can come and ask permission when we need the toilet? [:P] [/quote] Suppose you joined a Golf-Club and forked out around £532.00 for 12 months fees.... Would every round you only play 16 holes - and then go home?....Because Loose Women''s on the telly? [/quote] If ever there was a reason NOT to leave early, I think you''ve found it.

lol

[quote user="AndyCanary"]Oh come on what a load of tripe.. maybe for like 5% of the early leavers they have a genuine reason for leaving early.. but everyone knows its just because they''re too impatient to have to wait to get out of the car parks. And I think it''s hilarious that someone would defend the early leavers calling someone ranting at them narrow minded... what exactly do you class someone who leaves an event early causing people to have to get up out of their seat and miss part of the game to let them through? [/quote] Your having a laugh aren''t you? missing part of the game?!?!?! oh please. So what if some leave early it''s their choice, their money, who are you to say when they should leave or not. Sheesh, get over yourself and for the OP to then end it with "and don''t moan" just goes to show what credibilty his post had.

[quote user="Methane"]Is it just me or are there 10% of our so called supporters who think the game lasts 70 minutes. If you must have a cuppa at 3.35 bring a flask. If you have to be at the car early to listen to creosote neil then please do us all a favour and don''t renew next year. And don''t moan.[/quote] The age old narrow minded view that there is nothing else going on in peoples lives apart from carrow road. I''m fortunate to be able to stay till the very end even though (like today) have to go straight to work after the game. Many people have similar reasons as to why they have to leave early. "And don''t moan" priceless

[quote user="CJ"]I should know better I have supported them enough years Never ever be comfortable as a City fan Just when I thought it was safe Tranmere comes along Now the chasing pack are all on the move And we have what looked like a banker at home Time for squeeky bum etc This will prove if Lambert is good Or just another one passing through [/quote]   What on earth are you on about, we haven''t looked this good in years! pointless post, not sure why I even gave it the time of day. Going to go and have a serious word with myself.

[quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="Depraved"]Playing 80 minutes with 10 men the day before yesterday might have had some bearing on todays game to be honest.[/quote] We played Friday not Saturday. Stockport had less rest than we did. [/quote]   yup my mistake. And as for Zak, he''s not had a game for a long time (since the Brentford I think) so would it be fair to say he did ok for purely that reason? Russell Martin had a worse game imo, but a win is still a win so very happy.

Playing 80 minutes with 10 men the day before yesterday might have had some bearing on todays game to be honest.

[quote user="Depraved"] Martin Russell [/quote] Russell Martin  /sigh

Fans will pick up on any player making more than a couple of mistakes, and Martin Russell made a fist full of them today. His passing and distribution was awful. I must stress that this was todays performance and so far he''s been great. He is still infinately better than the lazy good for nothing tool he replaced. I think Fridays game had some bearing on todays performance too. Having played as well as they did for most of the game with 10 men must of taken a bit out of them and then having to play 2 days later is hard to ask for more.  

I think it also showed how much everyone thought the ref was a complete penis

[quote user="Hissing Sid"]I''ll be dancing in the desert!!![/quote]   big bowl or little feet? ;)   good luck out there btw and stay safe Sid

he even gets bubbles at half time like the other prince of darkness Ozzy

Not tried the Unthank cafe but I have to say the Bond street Cafe is the dogs danglies, the ladies who run it are absolute gems.

[quote user="dylanisabaddog"]   These days he just lays in the corner and farts. [/quote] Someone else who blames the dog ;)

I agree mostly with you LiK, once we got settle with our "10" men we dominated most of the game. The only time Tranmere looked dangerous was on the break and again it was because of the extra man they had. We were unlucky not to go in at half time 3-2, but thats football. To say we no longer look dangerous going forward is in my view is absolute nonsence. Expect a few goals tomorrow.