Nexus_Canary

Burnley have fans ??? :-p

well at least hes a realist isnt he ?And its true isnt it........Dunno why people are shocked or confused about him saying this. If your trying to rev up the squad etc its probably more potent to publically admit relegation if we continue like we are than the good old Robert Chase "We only need to win xxx  games" every bloody game.

[quote user="1st Wizard"] Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, [/quote]Wow, you really went out of your way. I dunno about "well fit" but to find virgins these days you gotta be dropping the old age barrier hell of a lot.

[quote user="cityangel"]Wonder if he''ll want to play in League 1? [/quote]Pretty sure hes on the brink of bursting into the Rangers first team, read somewhere that he would have earlier if not for the attitude.Despite that like cityangel said, no chance if we are in leagure 1.

hmmm i dont know what you mean...Our away end is generally full of c**ts on a regular basis as well !?!?!

The interview should read something like :Joe dont go back to football. Regardless of your life threatening surgary you will still be as shite as me and screw up some poor football team who didnt want you in the first place.So you will not only have the scars of your illness but also damn whats left of your reputation as well.

[quote user="Skijumptoes"]through thick and through thin! Reply to me with a rallying cry of  "NEVER SAY DIE!" We''ll show the internet what it means to be a Norwich fan! [/quote]Ok, you just took it too far, Im happy to go for it in the stands but on the Intenet ?*goes off to find a binner to abuse on some random forum*

[quote user="Skijumptoes"]...Remember ?? [/quote]Highly entertaining and inspirational...I got bored at the highlighted point.Next time try to write in a style which doesnt skit all over the place and bore me to tears,I commend your conviction though

Somewhere between Depression and Acceptance

LOL[img]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a44/Southendfan2005/Bottom-1.jpg[/img](left: Bryan Gunn with Hair              right:Bryann Gunn without hair) [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Bryan_Gunn_in_the_Gunn_Club.jpg[/img]Adrian Edmonson[img]http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/ae/34/0,,10284~3814574,00.jpg[/img]Rik Mayall

[img]http://www.tmwmtt.com/blog-extreme-groundhopping/2007-11-04NorwichCity.jpg[/img]Gollum[img]http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/gollum.png[/img]Glen Roeder Seriously, Gollum has already been left in charge once and it wasnt good :(

yeh Hucks was a minor point in this post until some moron decided he had lost the ability to comprehend English

Sack GunnAppoint Chuck Norris

ive got some time off at the moment, the fact that ive been alert is the reason ive been so dopey for the last few days :-pIm gonna get some sleep tonight and im sadly excited by the prospect !

[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]I was asleep and very disorientated so i looked out of my right hand window rather than my left[/quote]LOLI was asleep and very disorientated so i looked out of my LEFT hand window rather than my RIGHTSorry, I work in the military and am still living on about 5 hrs sleep in 3 days !

Yeh i was traveling backwards, the left hand side was Portaloo and the right would have been Carrow.I had litterally crawled onto the train and fallen asleep without even knowing where i was really. Hence the mix up :-p I looked out of the window half asleep thinking, ah Norwich then saw Portaloo :(

Owch.Put your hair dryer down, i think you just burnt me with all that hot air.Ok.Learn how to speak English and read it again.Instead of jumping to conclusions and / or being a total tool , try to work it out for yourself.Its not a hard concept is it.Ok ill re-write it in a way you might understand.Player Needs new contract.Manager is failing and will not offer big name contract.Board VETOS ( as in over steps manager and says NO we are keeping him ) Offers new contact to Huckerby over the head of managerDid you understand that better or do you want big words and pictures ? Im not saying Delia should take 100% control of the club, all im saying is :IN THE CASE OF HUCKERBY , WE SHOULD HAVE OVER RULED THE RODENTWell hes a San Jose Earthquakes player so why you got your knickers in such a twist is beyond me.

I was asleep and very disorientated so i looked out of my right hand window rather than my left

The only positve i can see from relegation is that it might wake a few people upand realistically there will be to much pressure on the cook so she will be forced to leave

HAHA nice

Well Ive been working in Salisbury for the last year and im used to having a good laugh with the local championship fan base, normally Reading or Saints fans with the occasional trumped up Pompey fan or Swindon fan giving a little laugh but yesterday I did my monthly train sojurn and has a horrible experience.I got on the train at Liverpool street and promptly fell asleep thankfull we had an away game cos I was tired and couldnt be arsed with crowds of footy fans as its been a long hard week of work.I woke up as we were pulling into a station thinking to myself ah... Norwich...I looked out of the window as I always love to see Carrow Road as we pull into the station....imagine my horror and shock when I turned my head to see Portaloo road looming over me. F*CK it was Ipswich :(I was disgusted and honestly repulsed at seeing the place :(This upset me so much I actually went on a mini pilgramage to Carrow Road when i reached Norwich, i even missed my conecting train as I felt so deeply scared.So if anyone saw some sad git wandering around the area with a standard Military kit looking quite confused and hurt... spare a thought as it was me trying to rectify my sins :(

Yeh Delia and Munby took a wrong turn of the A12 and thought they were at Portaloo road !Bet they looked bad in thier Blue :)

i was actually convinced we would get a good 2-1.I wasnt expecting it to be pretty sure, but i was expecting a win.Now ive accepted division one is a possibility

Sorry ive never been a fan and never will be. They guy can hit a hattrick next week and ill still want his head on a plate.Ive been anti for seasons its like watching a humpback whale in defence when he starts a 10 yard dash. Player of the season award should go to Russell or Croft.I hope Doc gets a red slip post season.

Seriously though ? Were you expecting anything less ?? No disrespect to Gunn, i was in favour of him managing the club an i still am.I think saying Gunn has put the nail in the coffin is very unfair.Gunn inherited a ship with so many holes in that his message was pretty much"Ok Gunny, here is a ship with a load of holes and its sinking. Now if you get her back to land, Good on ya. BUT if she sinks then its not your fault that the moron before you hit a reef "Did any of us ( board or fans ) think that Gunn would ride in on his white horse and win every game  ?NOIf you did then i suggest you brew yourself a cup of reality and drink deep.Gunn is inexperienced in management but NOT inexperienced in football or  Norwich City.I feel the biggest Gunn issue will be post season.Do we keep him on as gaffer or appoint someone else ?Also i dont think the blame can lie purely with Gunn. I belive with the exception of Lee Clark we have the finest "management / coaching" set up the club has had in the last 10 years.What we also have is the WORST squad we have had in the last 10 years.The credit crunch really isnt going to help us get more permanent players in. I was watching on my local news the other day that Glen Hoddle''s acadamy squad was in town playing vs Saints reserves.For any that dont know Hoddle gets premiership players in their late teens early 20''s who have been released and gives them a second chance to be signed to a professional club. Why dont we tap into these sorts of resources and get ourselves a few decent free transfers ? Id rather get 2 or 3 of these than yet another journeyman. At least these guys will want to play and give it their all rather than figure. "im on 5k a week and after we get relegated i can just go back to sitting on the bench at XXXX premiership club"