William Darby 0 Posted September 9, 2012 Dion has an enormous black ShlongDelia reckons it is 10 inches longWyn Jones is so JealousDion could use his kock as a trellis And to support garden beans right along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted September 9, 2012 A defender called Tony PowellNever shirked the occasional foulTo the States he then flewAnd if rumours are trueWho knows what you''d find under that towel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zemas tendon 0 Posted September 9, 2012 There was a player called Huckerby,He went down the wing like a magician,He used both feet, but couldnt use his head,He now works in the club like a legend he is!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted September 9, 2012 We once had a winger called CroftWhose crossing was extraordinarily softHe could run like f*ckBut he never looked upAnd when he did cross the ball wound up in my loft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted September 9, 2012 There was this young fullback called BondOf whom I wasn''t particularly fondDespite being so badHe got the gig because of his dadAnd the fans knew they''d been conned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john in exile in leeds 4 Posted September 9, 2012 Forbes as usual gave the ref his name,Booked for a tackle that wasn''t tame,Said the ref: " It wouldn''t be hardTo administer your yellow cardIn the dressing room, before the game ! " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted September 9, 2012 Gunn''s management was totally sh iteHis tactics a woeful siteMcNally said, "I can''t invest in ya".And sacked Uncle FesterSo he took his son with him out of spite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted September 9, 2012 When comparing managers to cars I think last of Glen RoederO''Neil, Rolls RoyceLambert same choiceAnd Roeder, the f*cking idiot, a Skoda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,662 Posted September 9, 2012 The forward who now leads our line,When asked at what hour he''d dine,Replied, "At eleven, At three, five, and seven,And eight and a quarter past nine. [:O][pi][+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted September 9, 2012 [quote user="nutty nigel"]The forward who now leads our line,When asked at what hour he''d dine,Replied, "At eleven, At three, five, and seven,And eight and a quarter past nine. [:O][pi][+o(] [/quote][img]http://services.pinkun.com/forums/pinkun/cs/emoticons/emotion-2.gif[/img]We shouldn''t have given him a pay rise, he''s obviously spending it on doughnuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted September 9, 2012 On the issue of forwards and weight,We''ve heard rather too much of late,Holt''s six pack is fineand he''s toeing the lineHis belly does not need to deflate. You can see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norma Stick 0 Posted September 9, 2012 I''m no good at these, but a couple of lines; feel free to finish off the verse : There once was a striker called RobinsThe manager''s daughter he was kn0bbin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted September 9, 2012 Limerick gave a painter worth ''avinWho liked to have his pint in the tavernBut when Saturday cameHe was right on his gameStill the goal scoring king - Johnny Gavin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkchance1 0 Posted September 9, 2012 There was a striker called MaricWho. never got on to the pitchHe couldnt lace Holts bootsI really couldnt give two hootsSo why should I bother to bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted September 9, 2012 If a verse you are going to write,Make sure its not full of sh*te,If you can''t make it rhymeYou''re wasting your timeAnd City 1st. will get you, alright? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imported Canary 3 Posted September 10, 2012 You beat me to it dpit but here goes anyway:There was a defender named WardWhom Hughton completely ignoredHe left him out of the squadWhich wasn''t that oddBecause against him teams easily scored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,242 Posted September 10, 2012 Not a player, but...Once champions of Europe were LeedsNow they can''t fulfill their fans'' needsThe best players all soldTo Norwich I''m toldThe fans are upset - my heart bleeds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Binky 0 Posted September 10, 2012 A left-mid, who could play left backBy Roeder was given the sackBut when recalled againHe was King of all SpainBut still not much use in attack. (But he did a good job and played fair,And his shirt with joy he would wearAn affable ladHe must have been gladRoeder’s future - nothis - was elsewhere). And going way back.... A forward by the name of Jim BoneHis kind we had never known,He’d dribble right throughFor he was one of the fewWho could take on a team on his own. Bob Dylan, he wrote “Mighty Quinn”And so we all sang “Hey, Come all Within!”Did the great Bard not knowHis famed EskimoWas not a patch on our JohnMan - ning. From Rochdale we signed David CrossAnd at first he seemed rather drossBut he added some muscleAnd was fit for the tussle -When he left it was truly our loss. And our best ever player (in my book)Little chips he could easily cook,And his pin point passesHad me rubbing my glassesI mean, of course - Ian Crook! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted September 10, 2012 Oh Grant you have been so mistreatedBy fans who have never been seatedAt fortress CRYou''re still best by farWith you we will not be defeated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drurys testamonials V 15 0 Posted September 10, 2012 We had a striker called SuttonHe did not eat excess muttonHe scored in the boxOn the wing was FoxA striker should be no glutton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted September 10, 2012 We had a fine striker, James Vaughan,Who, sadly, was injury-prone.For no obvious reason,He never lasted a season,So the gaffer just sent him on loan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imported Canary 3 Posted September 10, 2012 A while back we had Andy HughesWho about playing football had very few cluesHe was all over the placeWith his daft gormless faceAnd possession he often did lose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,105 Posted September 11, 2012 David Marshall left when we went down Ended up in south wales in Cardiff town. Or was it a city? Like Dave it was shitty They liked all their sheep in a sexy gown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted September 11, 2012 A local lad played with a passion toScore so many goals he just happened toBe worth one million poundsAnd we chanted, "15 RoundsWith Justin Justin Justin Fashanu" Not all our former players were crap. The best limericks stick to the traditional patter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splutcho 177 Posted September 11, 2012 Clingan, an Irishman who,Upon going down turned Sky Blue,We jumped up two leagues,To Clingan we teased,"Sammy, it could have been you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted September 11, 2012 An urbane goalie called KeelanWas known for much more than his keepin''He was nicknamed The CatAnd the reason for thatWas the pussies he''d constantly reel in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted September 12, 2012 "Big Dave" Strihavka, a CzechNeeded reality check.The English gameBrought him no fame,So he left and never came back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Although Clive Woods played for the ScumHis heart was in Norwich...and someWound up Eric Gates and all of his matesBy hoping that City had won! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted September 12, 2012 The legend that was Trevor HockeyWith other midfielders would jockeyLeft them flat on their a**eStaring at grassThe Viking was mightily cocky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Hugh Curran scored many a goalAlways appeared so in controlWhen he left I was mad but for him twice as badEnded up at the Wolves...what a hole! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites