DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Ok lets play a game. Who can guess what this pathetic, measly statistic represents this season? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted March 23, 2005 number of games we scored in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Canary 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Is it the percentage of total posts on this board have been made by you DDIM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SS 0 Posted March 23, 2005 The total percentage of time spend in our third of the pitch this season? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stroud canary 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Our pass completion percentage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoSheds 0 Posted March 23, 2005 The number of times you have been told to stick a sock in it dd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westoncanary. 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Pass completion? I thought maybe chance conversion rate, but it seems a bit high for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayrton Twigge 0 Posted March 23, 2005 its the proportion of the game that Fleming stands, hands on hips, shaking his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted March 23, 2005 The percentage of our games after which people have criticised Edworthy when he has quite clearly played no worse than any of our so called defenders?The glue content of Huckerby''s hair products?The gravy content of our pies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essexiled Canary 0 Posted March 23, 2005 The amount of PR quotes made by Fleming!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Aries 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Is it the percentage of the population who always vomit when they see Michael "Slimeball" Howard on Television? If not I give up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MPR 0 Posted March 23, 2005 To go briefly off topic, what on earth do you do when you see Bliar et al?Anyway, my money is on either (a) pass-completionor(b) the %proof of Delia''s first-half tipple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pieman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 My annual pay rise !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Nope no-one has it so far. Although good guess Saint and twosheds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Hell, MPR. What on earth does Delia drink?!My guess - the percentage of fans who stand in the Barclay when Fleming clears to a colleague.OTBC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoSheds 0 Posted March 23, 2005 The number of posters who have asked you out on a date? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Closest I can come at the moment DD is 56.7%, which is the percentage of league games we have been able to score in this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Oops! A tad embarrassing! I have done my sums wrong and the figure is actually 57.8%!  Still a rubbish stat though! Keep guessing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 940 Posted March 23, 2005 [quote]Ok lets play a game. Who can guess what this pathetic, measly statistic represents this season?[/quote]At the star of the season it represented our chance of staying up.Next game - what''s the chance now ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tufnell Park Canary 0 Posted March 23, 2005 The percentage of set pieces we have taken that have been a complete waste. No hang on, surely that is nearer 80-90% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbit 0 Posted March 24, 2005 The times my other half has said... YES YES YES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 0 Posted March 24, 2005 The percentage of Phil Mulryne''s daily food intake that is pies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted March 24, 2005 number of people in the river end who have never made a noise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ark 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Either...a) percentage of total topics on the this board that you have shared your tuppence in.b) the percentage of topics you''ve started where people have responded directly with irate personal messages.I prefer...a) the percentage of matches in which City actually turned up and tried to play when the chips were down this season.b) the percentage of fans in Carrow Road that bought their season tickets cos it was the cheapest way they were likely to get to see Chelsea, Arsenal or Man U this season.c) the percentage of people expected to vote for the abstenance and apathy parties at the coming general election. I''d be one if I didn''t so dearly want to get rid of Charles Clarke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted March 24, 2005 [quote]The times my other half has said... YES YES YES[/quote]Only an average of 1 in 2 Rabbit?? That''s not so good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Aries 0 Posted March 26, 2005 i wonder if you can furnish us with the answer to your little poser, DD? that is of course, if anybody other than me is still interested.alternatively, you may be hoping for some more responses before you spill the beans I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,920 Posted March 26, 2005 It''s either:a) The percentage the word "commitment" is used by Worthington in post match interviews. ORb) 56.4% is Norwich City''s overall home winning percentage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bird Table 0 Posted March 26, 2005 Is it the percentage of statistics that are proven to be meaningless? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted March 30, 2005 Oops! Seeing blacko''s thread on the benefits of the fizzy league reminded me that I never actually told you the answer! 57.8% represents...... The percentage of league games this season which we will have kicked off at 3:00 on a Saturday. A pretty rubbish stat IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
