Violence in Schools... Blame Grant Holt !!!!

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

Ok, well a few of you might know Im a high school teacher, recently I

moved back from Hampshire into a more local area so am somewhat confused

at actually teaching Norwich fans. Im used

to having a good bit of banter and even situational empathetic chats

with Saints , Swindon and

even Pompey fans but something happened to me the other day which made

me question the role of football / teachers and staff in schools.It

was an average

Tuesday at

school. Science lesson to be exact... I was doing my usual thing when a

student raised out of his seat and was ready to explode with rage. He

was waving a folded news paper threateningly at the lad next to him and

shouting obscenities.

Id seen this look before and knew that if I didn''t take control of the

situation a fight would break out there and then.Quickly I removed

the offending student from my class room telling him to stand outside

for the disruption to my lesson, the nerve of him ! He went, not quietly

I might add while the poor lad next to him looked on with a terrified

eyes ! Once the offender was safely in the corridor I got the class back

on task and quietly asked the terrified young chap " What happened

there ?" The lad looked at me and replied... "Nothing Sir, I drew on his

paper and he kicked off " BAH Pathetic I thought. I was not going to

let this happen in  MY classroom by god !With a mean look of

determination I told the class I would be back and gave the " Ive got

this under control " nod to my TA and strode from the classroom to give

the little herbert a right

telling off and perhaps a detention.On reaching said offender

still loitering outside the class room I asked him " Right, so exactly

why did you explode like that in my lesson"The revelation to

follow made me almost explode with rage myself.The student un-rolled his newspaper... a copy of

the EDP Canaries Victory special.... " Sir, he drew a cock on Grant

Holt......... " and there it was , bold as day, a perfectly drawn phallus on the

heads of Grant Holt !!!!!!!!Despite my better teachers judgement

of letting the lad go back in and give the lad a solid kicking I

resorted to going back in and confronting the other lad.I explained

that regardless of his football allegiance the lad should never graffiti someone else''s property.

Then the little binner said

it... " But Norwich are shit sir". Again holding back the rage and want

to lob the little herbert out

of the window I held back and looked at him ice coldly I explained "

Although you saw if fit to draw a self portrait next to Grant Holt you

have to understand that no one wants to see a picture of you holding the

cup "  His little face turned to shame. So I ensured the little herbert lost his lunch time.Never

again would he be drawing a penis on Grant Holt !!!!!

[ncfc90 0]

Brilliant, i hope the lad who you sent out first got let off homework for a month

[William Darby 0]

[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Ok, well a few of you might know Im a high school teacher, recently I

moved back from Hampshire into a more local area so am somewhat confused

at actually teaching Norwich fans. Im used

to having a good bit of banter and even situational empathetic chats

with Saints , Swindon and

even Pompey fans but something happened to me the other day which made

me question the role of football / teachers and staff in schools.It

was an average

Tuesday at

school. Science lesson to be exact... I was doing my usual thing when a

student raised out of his seat and was ready to explode with rage. He

was waving a folded news paper threateningly at the lad next to him and

shouting obscenities.

Id seen this look before and knew that if I didn''t take control of the

situation a fight would break out there and then.Quickly I removed

the offending student from my class room telling him to stand outside

for the disruption to my lesson, the nerve of him ! He went, not quietly

I might add while the poor lad next to him looked on with a terrified

eyes ! Once the offender was safely in the corridor I got the class back

on task and quietly asked the terrified young chap " What happened

there ?" The lad looked at me and replied... "Nothing Sir, I drew on his

paper and he kicked off " BAH Pathetic I thought. I was not going to

let this happen in  MY classroom by god !With a mean look of

determination I told the class I would be back and gave the " Ive got

this under control " nod to my TA and strode from the classroom to give

the little herbert a right

telling off and perhaps a detention.On reaching said offender

still loitering outside the class room I asked him " Right, so exactly

why did you explode like that in my lesson"The revelation to

follow made me almost explode with rage myself.The student un-rolled his newspaper... a copy of

the EDP Canaries Victory special.... " Sir, he drew a cock on Grant

Holt......... " and there it was , bold as day, a perfectly drawn phallus on the

heads of Grant Holt !!!!!!!!Despite my better teachers judgement

of letting the lad go back in and give the lad a solid kicking I

resorted to going back in and confronting the other lad.I explained

that regardless of his football allegiance the lad should never graffiti someone else''s property.

Then the little binner said

it... " But Norwich are shit sir". Again holding back the rage and want

to lob the little herbert out

of the window I held back and looked at him ice coldly I explained "

Although you saw if fit to draw a self portrait next to Grant Holt you

have to understand that no one wants to see a picture of you holding the

cup "  His little face turned to shame. So I ensured the little herbert lost his lunch time.Never

again would he be drawing a penis on Grant Holt !!!!![/quote]What a great story [Y]

[NorwichCasual 0]

I feel that a more stern approach of capital punishment would be appropriate in this instance

[Herman 11,136]

Excellent Nexus[Y] Great response!

[morty 0]

Brilliant![Y]

[spencer 1970 214]

ahh! that has warmed my cockles...best post for ages.

[morty 0]

Let me restore some balance in the universe.[IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG][:)]

[Delia Out! 0]

[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Ok, well a few of you might know Im a high school teacher, recently I moved back from Hampshire into a more local area so am somewhat confused at actually teaching Norwich fans. Im used to having a good bit of banter and even situational empathetic chats with Saints , Swindon and even Pompey fans but something happened to me the other day which made me question the role of football / teachers and staff in schools.

It was an average Tuesday at school. Science lesson to be exact... I was doing my usual thing when a student raised out of his seat and was ready to explode with rage. He was waving a folded news paper threateningly at the lad next to him and shouting obscenities. Id seen this look before and knew that if I didn''t take control of the situation a fight would break out there and then.
Quickly I removed the offending student from my class room telling him to stand outside for the disruption to my lesson, the nerve of him ! He went, not quietly I might add while the poor lad next to him looked on with a terrified eyes ! Once the offender was safely in the corridor I got the class back on task and quietly asked the terrified young chap " What happened there ?" The lad looked at me and replied... "Nothing Sir, I drew on his paper and he kicked off " BAH Pathetic I thought. I was not going to let this happen in  MY classroom by god !
With a mean look of determination I told the class I would be back and gave the " Ive got this under control " nod to my TA and strode from the classroom to give the little herbert a right telling off and perhaps a detention.

On reaching said offender still loitering outside the class room I asked him " Right, so exactly why did you explode like that in my lesson"

The revelation to follow made me almost explode with rage myself.
The student un-rolled his newspaper... a copy of the EDP Canaries Victory special.... " Sir, he drew a cock on Grant Holt......... " and there it was , bold as day, a perfectly drawn phallus on the heads of Grant Holt !!!!!!!!

Despite my better teachers judgement of letting the lad go back in and give the lad a solid kicking I resorted to going back in and confronting the other lad.
I explained that regardless of his football allegiance the lad should never graffiti someone else''s property. Then the little binner said it... " But Norwich are shit sir". Again holding back the rage and want to lob the little herbert out of the window I held back and looked at him ice coldly I explained " Although you saw if fit to draw a self portrait next to Grant Holt you have to understand that no one wants to see a picture of you holding the cup "  His little face turned to shame. So I ensured the little herbert lost his lunch time.
Never again would he be drawing a penis on Grant Holt !!!!![/quote]

Classic [Y]

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

[quote user="morty"]Let me restore some balance in the universe.[IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG][:)][/quote]Ah Morty ! I remember when this bad boy was first posted !Had the same reaction for me as the last time as well...Fits of girly laughter, Classic :)

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="morty"]Let me restore some balance in the universe.

[IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG]

[:)]
[/quote]

 

Hahahaha Morty that''s better

[Graham Paddons Beard 2,797]

Great to know our children are in safe hands Nexus. I bow to you Sir.

[Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0]

A friend of mine is a Primary Teacher and worked at a school in very deprived area. A child decided to write rude words on the cover of her rough book . When my friend saw them, she explained to the child that if she was going to write those words, she should at least learn to spell them correctly and proceeded to tell her. The child was stunned to say the least!

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

LOL thats a bit harsh to a primary school kid WITS !

[Road to Nowhere 0]

Brilliant Nexus. Kids like that should be denied any form of education after that.

[jb 0]

bit extreme getting the Territorial Army involved, don''t you think?

 

:)

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

[quote user="jb"]

bit extreme getting the Territorial Army involved, don''t you think?

 

:)

[/quote]ROFL !!Thats Teaching Assistant ;)

[Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0]

[quote user="Nexus Canary"]LOL thats a bit harsh to a primary school kid WITS ![/quote]3 points1 - was a friend not me2 - the child in question was 10 3 - they were rude by definition as not appropriate for school rather than the swear words you were probably thinking of

[K Lo 246]

I got bored reading it. Can anyone summarise it minus the waffle?

[John 0]

[quote user="K Lo"]I got bored reading it. Can anyone summarise it minus the waffle?[/quote]You''ll go far.

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

[quote user="Woman in the Stands "][quote user="Nexus Canary"]LOL thats a bit harsh to a primary school kid WITS ![/quote]3 points1 - was a friend not me2 - the child in question was 10 3 - they were rude by definition as not appropriate for school rather than the swear words you were probably thinking of[/quote]Ah thats fair do''s, by the standards of the kids round here I woulda thought that by 10 the child would have lost their virginity and also been able to quote at least 3 Grime / Gangster Rap songs as well as being able to execute the perfect use of many anglo saxon 4 letter words !

[Gloucester Yellow PeekY 0]

Seriously best story ive read in ages (Y) keepup the good work :)

[norfolkchance1 0]

Great Story!