Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted October 19, 2004 How about this for a line up Keelan''s GloveGazza the Great Banaman Generation A47 Meeky Kenny Foggo Super Shaun Carey Mello Yello Jonesy 1st Wizard Gorleston Jim What a team of world beaters!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeky 0 Posted October 19, 2004 Hmmm!!! Left back eh? No doubt in the changing room, if my footballing ability is anything to go by!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MPR 0 Posted October 19, 2004 Surely it should be 1st (Wing) Wizard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted October 19, 2004 left out huh! don''t forget no legs, but great in the air !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted October 19, 2004 So you think I''m the answer to our goal scoring problems eh ?Is Wiz up front for just a "trial spell" or just a "potion" of the game ? ha ha. ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bananaman 0 Posted October 19, 2004 You forgot the all-time greatest poster - Dumble Delia is Magic!! The Pele of this board.Surely our weapon that would guarantee this tawdry outfit top-flight survival?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted October 19, 2004 True, my lack of "dumble delia"Â from this great side is designed on purpose to stoke up team selection debate!!. Have I lost the plot? Gorleston Jim, you do indeed look like the answer to our goalscoring problems, I am sure you can put myself and mello yello in with a few flick on''s, especially from meeky free kicks. And finally, yes, I probably do have too much time on my hands.............. Â Â Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedsCanary 0 Posted October 19, 2004 And me. I''m only new but I''m one for the future! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morph 19 Posted October 19, 2004 How did Meeky get in there ? I''ve got more posts to my name than he has Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeky 0 Posted October 19, 2004 That''ll be because I''m an up and coming player, just broke into the first team and you''re a player who has been rested in the squad rotation system. Mind you if posts equal age, Gazza must be a bit past it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,315 Posted October 19, 2004 I''m more of a "MIDRIFF" than a midfield dynamo these days! Although, I did play midfield in my younger days.... "Ho Hum"..... Why does gravity increase when you hit 40? Isaac Newton has got a lot to bl**dy answer for! OTBC ;~) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kent Canary 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Meeky I''ll sub you on left back if you like, as young upstart trying to break into the first team! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted October 20, 2004 [quote]How did Meeky get in there ? I''ve got more posts to my name than he has[/quote]morphwho knows, i was wondering that one myself!!he would far rather be playing for the scum!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted October 20, 2004 [quote]How about this for a line up Keelan''s Glove Gazza the Great Banaman &nb[/quote]thanks for that SSCbut as some of the others on here will tell you i have no defence at all!!can i play upfront please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted October 20, 2004 [quote]That''ll be because I''m an up and coming player, just broke into the first team and you''re a player who has been rested in the squad rotation system. Mind you if posts equal age, Gazza must be a bit pa...[/quote] you can scoff my friend, but if you stayed on this site instead of that other one you seem to prefer you would soon be on the 1000 mark posts, like me and DD still, quality counts doesn''t it! and as for age........... you are 45 next week, get used to being as old as me!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dean Coneys boots 1,423 Posted October 20, 2004 i will cut the oranges if you like.....! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Thanks for all your replies. Sorry that some people are disappointed, but I will be working on a squad rotation system, as Super Sean Carey becomes "The Tinkerman" with the help of the team manager of course. Vicar, the oranges is a great idea, but we need you in the stands. Vocal support and divine intervention = 3 points. Mello Yello, dont worry about the mid rift, happens to us all, and we will be both spurred on by the National Anthem. Who wants to be the manager?    Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted October 20, 2004 I''ll put my name forward with Vince as assistant manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westoncanary. 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Ok then Peter, here''s a challenge for you. What would the Posters Eleven actually be going on number of posts to date? (Including the 5 reserves) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted October 20, 2004 1. DDIM 1,9372. Gazza 1,114 3. Susie B 9424. Me (although I don''t really count) 9015. AJ 826 6. Zippers Left Foot 760 7. 1st Wizard 746 8. Blacko 634 9. The fool on the hill 592 10. Cityangel 555 11. Templeton 541 12. A1Canary 529 13. Fatman Fat 425 14. Mook 397 15. James 374 16. Amarillo 374 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted October 20, 2004 You have got the job! You start on Monday, free Merc and sheepskin coat included.Anybody for the following roles :-1) Scout (ideally with a driving license and good eyesight!)2) Physio3) Away coach driver4) Lucozade bottle "filler-upper" and boot cleaner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
susie b 0 Posted October 20, 2004 No female representatives!!! Where''s gazzathegreat, for example? I''m sure, if she didn''t want to be on the pitch, she would make a more than willing physio/wet sponge woman!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westoncanary. 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Peter, Legend!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,235 Posted October 20, 2004 dont forget your greatest youth player Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Female Physio most welcome. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
susie b 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Ooops! Now I have crocked knees, an infection of the jaw and I''m losing my sight! Sorry...I failed for some reason to see the longest name in the team and gazza was there!!! At this rate I will be unable to post on here for much longer as my fingers will probably drop off...so that will be a relief to you all when that happens. (Can I be the physio and spiritual counsellor if no one else wants the job?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeky 0 Posted October 20, 2004 [quote]1. DDIM 1,937 2. Gazza 1,114 3. Susie B 942 4. Me (although I don''t really count) 901 5. AJ 826 6. Zippers Left Foot 760 7. 1st Wizard Oh dear! A lot of improvement needed from me to make the squad then! I''ll just languish in the reserves, but pick up my weekly wedge! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Shaun Carey 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Yes, the physio/spiritual counsellor role is yours. Supply of magic sponges and luxury ointments on its way. You definitely would be no good for the scouting role with your eyesight. I can imagine a car load of Derveld and De Waards being brought over for trials. Who wants to drive the bus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Whiz 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Scouting sounds like fun, do u provide the transport and pay for the costs?i can see a possible scouting trip to spain in the future to keep an eye on the graceful T. quila (i think that spellin is correct) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeelansGlove 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Glad you have a safe pair of hands at the back ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites