yellow blood 0 Posted August 21, 2008 I have heard that JFH is due to sign tomorrow on a 1 year contract subject to a satisfactory medical. Not sure that it will help at Cardiff as surely he won''t be fit enough to play? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
San Miguel 0 Posted August 21, 2008 has this come from another reliable source, who you are not able to mention? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StokeCanary 0 Posted August 21, 2008 I''ve heard JFH''s already massive arse has grown, and he can no longer fit into his 42" chinos! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow blood 0 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="San Miguel"]has this come from another reliable source, who you are not able to mention?[/quote]I''ve never had a reliable source in the past but yes, I cannot tell how this information came to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 1,014 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="StokeCanary"]I''ve heard JFH''s already massive arse has grown, and he can no longer fit into his 42" chinos![/quote]Is it true that his shirt size has gone up from XXXXL to YFB ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StokeCanary 0 Posted August 21, 2008 Nah, it''s just his arse that has grown...[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Be Smart & sell to Cullum 0 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="yellow blood"]I have heard that JFH is due to sign tomorrow on a 1 year contract subject to a satisfactory medical. Not sure that it will help at Cardiff as surely he won''t be fit enough to play?[/quote]Hope you are right!I would be happy to have him here in addition to another striker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="yellow blood"][quote user="San Miguel"]has this come from another reliable source, who you are not able to mention?[/quote]I''ve never had a reliable source in the past but yes, I cannot tell how this information came to me.[/quote]you saw it in the bottom of a tea cup didnt you?jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taxing 0 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="Be Smart "][quote user="yellow blood"] I have heard that JFH is due to sign tomorrow on a 1 year contract subject to a satisfactory medical. Not sure that it will help at Cardiff as surely he won''t be fit enough to play?[/quote]Hope you are right!I would be happy to have him here in addition to another striker.[/quote] So will I, and for all those JFH arse fixators, the bigger his arse the better it is for backing into defenders. They won''t like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="Lord Snooty"][quote user="Be Smart "][quote user="yellow blood"] I have heard that JFH is due to sign tomorrow on a 1 year contract subject to a satisfactory medical. Not sure that it will help at Cardiff as surely he won''t be fit enough to play?[/quote]Hope you are right!I would be happy to have him here in addition to another striker.[/quote] So will I, and for all those JFH arse fixators, the bigger his arse the better it is for backing into defenders. They won''t like it.[/quote] Although apparently it has just been given its own postcode...... : ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james norwich 0 Posted August 21, 2008 Will JFH be wearing the shirt modelled by Splat the Cat last Saturday?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dale 0 Posted August 21, 2008 [quote user="StokeCanary"]I''ve heard JFH''s already massive arse has grown, and he can no longer fit into his 42" chinos![/quote]Dont worry mate we have still got John Hartsons shorts somewhere.Unless they were sent to a third world country for shelters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 417 Posted August 22, 2008 [quote user="yellow blood"][quote user="San Miguel"]has this come from another reliable source, who you are not able to mention?[/quote]I''ve never had a reliable source in the past but yes, I cannot tell how this information came to me.[/quote]What you can''t quote ITV teletext because that''s where I read it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0 Posted August 22, 2008 As someone who is unfortunately ample in the backside department myself, I''m astounded by the blatant level of arseism on this thread.As I always say, the bigger the nail, the bigger the hammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gudfela5 0 Posted August 22, 2008 Jimmy will be on a pay-as-you-play basis. This has come from a source inside the club who has previously put money into the club. They also hinted that there would be some changes at the club this season but didn''t go into what changes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bury Green 0 Posted August 22, 2008 [quote user="gudfela5"]Jimmy will be on a pay-as-you-play basis. This has come from a source inside the club who has previously put money into the club. They also hinted that there would be some changes at the club this season but didn''t go into what changes.[/quote]From ‘prudence with ambition ‘ to ‘austerity with apathy’ I would iamgine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites