KiwiScot 1,491 Posted August 2, 2022 (edited) Impressive player could stop attacks right in their tracks! https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/aug/02/large-tortoise-on-the-track-stops-norwich-to-stansted-trains The attacks of the opposition "were stopped for more than an hour due to" The “giant tortoise” of a man imposing himself across the entire defensive line. Diane from Norwich said after the game. Impressive as he's played out his skin and is "still alive but injured.” Experts saying "Full Recovery" Edited August 2, 2022 by KiwiScot 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,240 Posted August 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, KiwiScot said: Impressive player could stop attacks right in their tracks! https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/aug/02/large-tortoise-on-the-track-stops-norwich-to-stansted-trains The attacks of the opposition "were stopped for more than an hour due to" The “giant tortoise” of a man imposing himself across the entire defensive line. Diane from Norwich said after the game. Impressive as he's played out his skin and is "still alive but injured.” Experts saying "Full Recovery" Yeah, but can he hack it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed kept Howie.. 217 Posted August 2, 2022 is he injured? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 540 Posted August 2, 2022 If the club did decide to shell out on him, it might get things back on track. My main concern would be his lack of pace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,491 Posted August 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Nuff Said said: Yeah, but can he hack it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke? Yeah man.He's mad with it 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed kept Howie.. 217 Posted August 2, 2022 i got hold of some footage of him playing in his youth.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed kept Howie.. 217 Posted August 2, 2022 lovely first touch and good situational awareness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,491 Posted August 2, 2022 Video shows a great burst of pace and a keen as, go get them attitude. Would instantly come out of his shell to fight for the badge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,314 Posted August 2, 2022 "ON THE CRAWL CITY!"...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,325 Posted August 2, 2022 Well he's an upgrade on some of our players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,118 Posted August 2, 2022 1 hour ago, If wed kept Howie.. said: i got hold of some footage of him playing in his youth.. They look comfortable on the ball, start them both on Saturday for McLean and Sargent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted August 2, 2022 Good job we have turtle neck shirts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,940 Posted August 2, 2022 He would still be faster than Gibson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,095 Posted August 2, 2022 bit shy at first but he is a Nice guy once he comes out of his shell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 540 Posted August 2, 2022 6 hours ago, KiwiScot said: Video shows a great burst of pace and a keen as, go get them attitude. Would instantly come out of his shell to fight for the badge. I also noted a canny ability to tuck in his head & legs when under pressure. Would have come in handy against Cardiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted August 2, 2022 To quote Barry Venison "Turtlely ridiculous ' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 540 Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: To quote Barry Venison "Turtlely ridiculous ' Deer oh deer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raunds canary 218 Posted August 2, 2022 An episode of tales of the unexpected comes to mind. Giant turtle on the beach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 540 Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, raunds canary said: An episode of tales of the unexpected comes to mind. Giant turtle on the beach On the beach in August? I think we've exposed his soft underbelly. Best avoid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damn that Ralph Coates! 47 Posted August 2, 2022 moves like Tzolis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
