Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a young keeper who was dutch who had to walk with a crutch he injured his thigh I can't remember why but now he is far better by much readers may be interested to know that my fourth book of prose, Verse and Worse, is now out priced £17.99 at Jarrolds (now South Stand books) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted February 22, 2021 Am I the biscuit or am I the wink All these logins do make you think Rock the boat is much more me Mainly because it contains RTB 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted February 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rich T The Biscuit said: Am I the biscuit or am I the wink All these logins do make you think Rock the boat is much more me Mainly because it contains RTB 😉 Run out of likey things 😀 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) There once was a lady called Lawson Who had a long t*t and a short ‘un To make up for the loss She had a c*** like a hoss And a fart like a 650 Norton! Edited February 22, 2021 by Crafty Canary 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Crafty Canary said: There once was a lady called Lawson Who had a long t*t and a short ‘un To make up for the loss She had a c*** like a hoss And a fart like a 650 Norton! you can always rely on some of the lower others to introduce vulgarity into things ☹️ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bill said: you can always rely on some of the lower others to introduce vulgarity into things ☹️ 'twas fine for KG earlier though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted February 22, 2021 Lower others, hark at you king of the forum. Please do share where we all sit in the position of hierarchy beneath you Oh Mighty Bill 🤷🏻 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vos 155 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young player called Giannoulis Who was coached by the great Tony Pulis You could never out jump him when it came in to the box Cos he would pull you down by the goulies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a young Finn called Pukki Whose finishing some might call flukey Along came Buendia Who changed his career Now Goreham just says "Holy Fookey!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted February 22, 2021 A Spurs player called Ollie Skipp Over centre-mid he got a grip With the Mayor by his side Every midfield they fried Back to the Prem, we took a trip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted February 22, 2021 An AM who went by Todd C Gave 2 fingers to all and sundry He grew out his hair His chest he laid bare And signed terms with Leicester City (alternative to controversial closing line - Please stay here forever Toddy!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 Now emboldened to put this in verse I say that I think they got worse Totally demented And never lamented We should pack this thread off in a hearse! 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted February 22, 2021 A battering ram called Jordan Was all the club was affordin' He'd just made his mark Got put off the park Like Drmic he's now off recordin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) Did you just hear the latest on Twitter 'Bout that lot who keep getting s-h-i-tter? They've just launched an ale About Lambert's pure fail It's either a stout or a bitter! Edited February 22, 2021 by TheGunnShow Forgot the *bleep* censors 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted February 22, 2021 A new coach who came here called Farke, Just tore up the league in a parka But then was not backed Heard talk of being sacked His mood became gradually darker But then came a bright new season Was Gibson the primary reason? Or perhaps Ollie Skipp Who just let it rip And climbed back to the top of the tree, son! (I think I'll leave it there, My posting is generally rare I enjoy a good rhyme From time to time but the meter on this thread was quare!) 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a remoaner called Bill Whose abuse of others was shrill When he was proven to be wrong He ****ed off for so long To be sedated by a plethora of pills 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vos 155 Posted February 22, 2021 There was a remoaner called Bill Who was no friend of our Till They met in a bar And had a good spar As usual Bill lost - Five Nil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a player called Rupp Who played for a team going up They were trying so hard to keep playing their League card They couldn't be arsed with the cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Rich T The Biscuit said: Lower others, hark at you king of the forum. Please do share where we all sit in the position of hierarchy beneath you Oh Mighty Bill 🤷🏻 ps it is lower orders 😏 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted February 22, 2021 There was once a player called Tettey who really could do with a new knee he played for years without showing any tears as his face showed permanent glee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a player called Onel who on the wing wanted to unleash merry hell he had a favourite shop whilst the team sits at the top when will he next play, time will tell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) The Tractor boys boss is a clown, A bottle of Bells he'd down No land of honey Came from all of Evans money The red nosed clown took town down Edited February 22, 2021 by First Wazzock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a chap with tourettes syndrome Who was quite polite and pleasant at home It was only when out on the street by chance others to meet F**k you c**t, ar se, bollox s**t, his mouth did foam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a guy from Sri Lanka.... 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said: There once was a guy from Sri Lanka.... 😉 that's enough of that, thank you 😠 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,767 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a young man from Loch Fyne Who only made it to the second line. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted February 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bill said: that's enough of that, thank you 😠 There once was a bloke from Nantucket... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a bloke from Nantucket... On whose head was worn a bucket Being partial to his ale He drilled a hole through the pail And so through it, he could suck it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted February 22, 2021 There once was a poster called Bill Who needed to learn how to chill "Limericks!" he did said When he started the thread Well of course with swear words it'd fill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted February 22, 2021 44 minutes ago, NFN FC said: There once was a poster called Bill Who needed to learn how to chill "Limericks!" he did said When he started the thread Well of course with swear words it'd fill Careful now, you may be one of those lower others he was referring to earlier. So bow to the forum King and take back what you said 😬 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites