cliffoa 0 Posted February 2, 2006 For anyone who missed it, here''s Ottosson Foxtrot''s posting on the ''Wrath of the Barclay'' website after the Reading game. Make sure you''ve got a box of hankies. Let''s hope Delia and the board are reading. It''s genius, and all true. This could well turn out to be ''posting of the year''. All hail Ottosson FoxtrotFWIW, the Foxtrot Report (Warning: DON''T read if you played for NCFC last night).ROBERT GREEN: 5.Made one or two decent saves, and closed the Reading forwards down well on a couple of occasions. Couldn''t be blamed for any of the goals (at least, he wasn''t primarily at fault) but he might have dived for some of them.JURGEN COLIN: 4.Crap, but he got forward more, meaning he was crap in more than one area of the pitch.ADAM DRURY: 5.Not particularly good. But got no protection from our "mid-field". Which apparently we had.GARY DOHERTY: 4.There''s been much talk of what a solid, commendable centre-back the Doc has become this season. Sadly, having not managed a match between Brighton (where he wasn''t particularly good) and last night, I haven''t seen it.What we got last night was the Doc of old - manhandling centre-forwards who completely destroyed him (he should have been sent off at twice), being caught out of position, slow and muddled, the Doc had a nightmare.Still our best defender on the night, though.CRAIG FLEMING: 4.Fleming reminds me of a much-loved family pet with a terminal illness that its owner refuses to have put out of its misery. The only thing I can say about him last night is at least he''s captain again, which gives me hope that the Clappy Clown is not undroppable.SIMON ''NORFOLK MAKELELE'' CHARLTON: 2.Simon Charlton is the Norfolk Makelele in much the same way as I''m the Surrey Arnold Schwarzenegger. Makelele is fast, intelligent, committed, has great positional sense, bags of energy and won the Champions League with Real Madrid.Simon Charlton is fat, bald, slow and fat. He once played for Huddersfield Town. Who on earth told Worthington that this man could be a central midfielder? The same man who called up saying he had Matty Johnson, a hard-working right-midfield grafter from Burnley, perhaps. Has Aly Dia''s agent been seen in Norfolk?DICKSON ETUHU: 6. Not bad at all - broke into the box a fair bit, looked pacey and alert, and even took the ball of an opposition player once or twice (I forget what that''s called). If this is part of an upward curve, he should definitely be in the team alongside Safri, as part of a 4-4-2. (More on this in a bit).ANDY HUGHES: 3.The last great Tactical Revolution in the global game was Total Football, invented by Rinus Michels in Holland in the early 1970s. Demanding players of enormous intelligence and technical skill, with the ball (nearly) always played to feet, it required constant movement from each player as one player would vacate a position to be replaced by another. Attackers had to be able to defend, and defenders to attack; above all, midfielders had to be complete players, able to perform in every position.Tactically, nothing happened for thirty years or so, until Andy Hughes invented (perhaps unwittingly) Total Horses**t, a tactic he perfected against his former club, who pointed and laughed quite a bit.Completely inept - yes! - in every position, Hughes proved himself incapable of tackling, passing, playing within even the most basic of systems, shooting, crossing (save for one half-decent ball for Hendo - more later), marking or even running. A performance of such staggering incompetence that the only time I can say I''ve seen it matched was at Fulham, but at least Francis and Bentley had the excuse that they weren''t trying. Total Horses**t.I''d have got angrier about his typically patronising post-match clapping but I was watching his hands to see if they''d miss each other.DARREN HUCKERBY: 4. Got into the game slightly more in the second half, but completely ineffectual. Reading had him licked.PAUL MCVEIGH: 7. Otto''s Star Man. Looked lively, interested and dangerous, so Nige subbed him. Nice one.PETER THORNE: 3. His own meaningful contribution was to fall over in front of a decent-looking McVeigh long shot, meaning that not only were his own attempts at goal entirely pathetic, but he stopped players who are less slow, old, unfit and just f**king crap from doing any better. There must be a way we can terminate this man''s contract, surely? And that of the idiot who thought he''d be better than Svensson?SUBS:JONATAN JOHANSSON: 6. Looked promising, should''ve scored.IAN HENDERSON: 4. Let''s get this straight - I HATE Hendo-bashers. Especially those who boo him. But last night didn''t help his cause. Missed an absurdly easy chance from Hughes'' cross (which might also have made Hughes look slightly less s**t), virtually fell over having a shot at the end. Poor lad.JASON JARRETT: 5. Gone from ''laughable'' to ''poor'' since returning from Home Park. One day he may make ''mediocre''. But I''m not holding my breath.NIGEL WORTHINGTON: -4,000,003.The system was a joke (4-3-3 against a team was pacey wingers! ) Charlton-Etuhu-Hughes. Thorne. Taking McVeigh off. The players didn''t look like they knew what they were supposed to be doing at all. Just appalling. I''d have given him -4,000,004, but he''s just signed Robert Earnshaw, who''s a player I like.The Norwich fans were practically silent throughout (not that I blame them), the bar ran out of hot-dogs on the coldest night I''ve ever spent in a football ground, and the Reading PA constantly going ''Bring it on!'' was just embarrassing.On the plus side, the Reading fans were great - all the ones I met were very friendly, apologised profusely for Hughes, were happy to talk about NCFC (and what''s gone wrong) and had a good sense of humour. They had some good chants, too - ''Ooh, John Oster'' and ''If Murty scores, we''re on the pitch''.See you all soon for the annual nightmare that is Selhurst Park. If I can face it.City Till I DieWorthy Til I CryPosted on Wrath of Barlay Website By: Ottosson Foxtrot on February 1st 2006 at 11:16:42 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Harvey-Jones 0 Posted February 2, 2006 I wouldn''t call that genius - just an excessive slating of the team! If you think that will be post of the year you obviously haven''t read many other ones!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0peteddMMyyyy0Falseen-USTrue 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Humour bypass detected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
still holding out for new heroes 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Nice avatar AHJ - is that the car you use to drive on the sense of humour bypass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Harvey-Jones 0 Posted February 2, 2006 [quote user="pete"]Humour bypass detected.[/quote]I do have a sense of humour thanks - it''s just highly sophisticated :-) I like the clever witty posts - this to me was a bit tedious! My opinion though - doesn''t have to be yours!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheded 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Not especially impressed at all ! are you his mate ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazban 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Excellent, He should sign up for Sky. Say it as it is! and who can disagree with his verdicts. If someone wants to write a positive report to keep the balance lets hear it. I''ll probably find it funnier!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Canary 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Well Alex, I thought it was great. Made me laugh anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaryYellow 0 Posted February 2, 2006 I agree with AHJ. Otto''s perception is about as good as his infantile sense of humour. If his last game before this was Brighton and his next is Palace he should shut and leave those who cover more ground than Jarrett in the Carling Opta stats to see their team do the slagging off.After £1000+ this season and 3,000+ miles from my Surrey base I have earned that right. The Doc was poor, but had to conceede the free kick as Green was welded to his line rather than sweeping the long ball. Charlie was cr@p in the middle, but he doesn''t ask to play there, the defence looked solid second half when he replace the vacant Dury (mostly to blame for the second goal) in his natural left back position. Hendo deserves the booing.....he is useless. But I suppose if your only point of reference is Brighton he is a goal hero. He not only missed the point black header he took it off the head of two other better placed players! he also broke clean through on goal before that but decided to spurn his clear goal scoring oportunity to center the ball to noone. How does he get to play and Jarvis not? Javis scores a wonder goal vs Liverpool - dropped, transforms the game away to Luton, then dropped.The Reading fans were Chavs who thought throwing paper(cardboard!) aeroplanes at Hucks was funny. Where were they when they were sh!t?Maybe if Otto didn''t wait till the Canaries visit him in Surrey, got off his @r$e and went to fortress Carrow road he might witness some decent performances.....then again he might not. Fingers crossed we might draw Woking or Kingstonian''s in th FA Cup next year. In fact, sod us, why not get yourself a Royals season ticket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 274 Posted February 3, 2006 Its a bit like the office to me; too near the truth so more cringeworthy than humerous but in some places blistering funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ealing Canary 0 Posted February 3, 2006 I wish I was a proper fan like Canary "£1000+ and 3000+ miles" Yellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
percyvarco 0 Posted February 3, 2006 Good light hearted post. A bit like Mr Bush''s State of the Union address and a perfect excuse for the Rose Coloured Glasses Brigade to moan that unless you are wearing your I Love Worthy T Shirts you are a Traitor.Come on RCGB post your positive version of the players performance that explains how the game at Reading was in any way good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Journalist Foghorn 0 Posted February 3, 2006 [quote user="CanaryYellow"]I agree with AHJ. Otto''s perception is about as good as his infantile sense of humour. If his last game before this was Brighton and his next is Palace he should shut and leave those who cover more ground than Jarrett in the Carling Opta stats to see their team do the slagging off.After £1000+ this season and 3,000+ miles from my Surrey base I have earned that right. The Doc was poor, but had to conceede the free kick as Green was welded to his line rather than sweeping the long ball. Charlie was cr@p in the middle, but he doesn''t ask to play there, the defence looked solid second half when he replace the vacant Dury (mostly to blame for the second goal) in his natural left back position. Hendo deserves the booing.....he is useless. But I suppose if your only point of reference is Brighton he is a goal hero. He not only missed the point black header he took it off the head of two other better placed players! he also broke clean through on goal before that but decided to spurn his clear goal scoring oportunity to center the ball to noone. How does he get to play and Jarvis not? Javis scores a wonder goal vs Liverpool - dropped, transforms the game away to Luton, then dropped.The Reading fans were Chavs who thought throwing paper(cardboard!) aeroplanes at Hucks was funny. Where were they when they were sh!t?Maybe if Otto didn''t wait till the Canaries visit him in Surrey, got off his @r$e and went to fortress Carrow road he might witness some decent performances.....then again he might not. Fingers crossed we might draw Woking or Kingstonian''s in th FA Cup next year. In fact, sod us, why not get yourself a Royals season ticket.[/quote]can he afford it?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garth Crooks is a 0 Posted February 3, 2006 brilliant - my only criticism is that it made the team and manager sound better than they actually are Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Journalist Foghorn 0 Posted February 3, 2006 [quote user="percyvarco"]Good light hearted post. A bit like Mr Bush''s State of the Union address and a perfect excuse for the Rose Coloured Glasses Brigade to moan that unless you are wearing your I Love Worthy T Shirts you are a Traitor.Come on RCGB post your positive version of the players performance that explains how the game at Reading was in any way good. [/quote]Positive view - They decided not to try because they were all keeping themselves fit for the scum match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatNcfc 0 Posted February 3, 2006 Im glad someone finally pointed out how awfull the Reading PA was! Itsa good post, some v funny bits, and saying hes not a proper fan cos hedoesnt get to all the games is totaly unfair, i''d love to go to all ofthem, believe me, but im a student living in Reading and theres noo wayi could afford it. Does my financial situation mean im notallowed to be a norwich fan anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kev g 0 Posted February 3, 2006 I dont think it matters what you spend £1 to 10,000,00 the passion is still the same. Who''s counting anywaythe only positives for th reading were 1. I only had to travel 10 miles for that rubbish2. We managed to get 2 free hotdogs (that''s why they run out i expect)Hope to see a better game on sunday early start for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites