Time to get Fonkeu

[If wed only kept Howie.. 3]

I do believe it''s time to get Fonkeu...

I''m not absolutely sure how to pronounce Pierre Fonkeu name.. but my vote is definitely to get for it to sound like funky..

[Nuff Said 5,973]

Wasn''t the last player we bought with a funny name van Wolfswinkel? That one didn''t work out too well.

Having said that, there must be hundreds of songs we could sing if he did join.

[......and Smith must score. 1,600]

If we end up with both Farke and Fonkeu on our books the sports writers will think they''ve gone to heaven...

[Coq au vin 0]

Signed!

[Jools 584]

Sound acquisition - swift-footed and can also play on either flank [Y]

[nu_matik 184]

Source? Cant see any announcement. Did we sign the liverpool lad yet?

[Coq au vin 0]

On the Pink Un main page. And Paddy said today on the 1.15pm chat, aside from any major hitch, the Phillips chap is done too.

[The Masked Raccoon 0]

Says rumour at the moment still with ''Former Club Brugge forward Pierre Fonkeu has reportedly agreed a deal with Norwich City after a successful development trial.'' Not a done deal yet

[Branston Pickle 4,151]

It''s odd that we''ve apparently signed both this guy and Phillips, but not made anything of either - they may be here for the u23 squad but still potentially decent signings

[Number9 272]

Apparently he''s got some ideas about half time food.

(Insert your melted cheese puns here)

[Crabbycanary3 994]

Well, when Middlesboro are paying £7M for a raw forward, from West Ham, then we may have done some good business here (in comparison)

[Nuff Said 5,973]

But was it really £7m, or £3-4m plus add-ons?

[Crabbycanary3 994]

Dunno, SSN says just £7M, so it could be , as you say

[Crabbycanary3 994]

SSN also say that Huddersfield are happy to listen to offers for Nakhi Wells. Is he a player that City fans could think would fit in our system?

[Coq au vin 0]

I''m not sure of his attributes but he''ll be out of our price range. We''re shopping in Tesco. He''s Sainsbury''s Best Of or whatever it''s called.

[Indy_Bones 444]

7mil for Ashley Fletcher! AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.West Ham paid peanuts for him from Man Utd, he was absolutely terrible for them since signing, and now they''ve apparently made a massive profit on a player who''s only ever done OK in L1 or the Man Utd U23''s!Utter madness.Still, back on topic, good to see Fonkeu has signed, showed a bit of promise whilst on trial, was wanted by a number of other clubs and even if he can''t make the step up to this level, we''ll probably still make a profit if we do sell at a later point so almost a no-lose gamble.

[If wed only kept Howie.. 3]

Taste the Difference

[GenerationA47 864]

The pronunciation explained:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdyDHNxnP9I

So blond Mac gives the original Belgian*, while Martin demonstrates the accepted Norfolk approximation (ok, he''s from Lowestoft but the point holds)

*uh-huh...

[Coq au vin 0]

@Howie Thanks!

[If wed only kept Howie.. 3]

Time to get fonkeu, mutha farke...