Katie Borkins

"We need a Twelfth Night out here.... where are you?"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17055214Will he be scanning the Globe for investors?

[quote user="Hissing Sid"][quote user="Bore Bore Bor"] I would like Charlton to beat Rochdale, please.  Charlton are good at home, Rochdale are crap.   [/quote]   Bore, this game is on Tuesday next week, Charlton are at Tranmere and Rochdale play Bournemouth on Saturday [/quote]   Many thanks, kind sir. CHELSEA to beat Birmingham City then, and Andre Villas Boas to keep his job.

I would like Charlton to beat Rochdale, please.  Charlton are good at home, Rochdale are crap.  

What about modern art - four empty plinths, entitled "midfield, Fulham 2005".

It''s "empowered".

Carl Bradshaw in a taxi.

I''m going to make some popcorn and settle in for the afternoon... [pi]

Olympic team beckons! [Y]

Well said.  And as for those people who pick these tweets up and then use them to start threads on message boards.....

I''d like to see Steve McLaren given another go, he''s older and wiser and has won a championship in Europe.

It''s a business, not a charity.

John Ruddy must generate some body heat.

Portsmouth won the cup in 2008 and were relegated in 2010. You could link the two.

Looking through the history books, I''d say we''re in rather more danger of getting relegated if we don''t win the FA Cup.

As a reasonable odds bet, a revitalised QPR ought to put a sorry looking Wolves away on Saturday.

Why would being in the FA Cup change the level of league performances?

And closer to 17th place.  Good night''s work.

[quote user="pete_norw"]But if you like we could Sing "IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU" and so on and so forth.[/quote]I rather suspect that, given his achievements as a manager and ours as a club during the same era, it would make more sense if he sang that to us.

Should we offer Steve Morison for Andy Carroll?  Moro hasn''t really settled here, has clearly got one eye on bigger and better things, celebrates goals on his own, doesn''t get on with Grant Holt, doesn''t sit at the Canary table and spends too much time polishing his Wales caps and not enough playing World of Warcraft with the lads.  Would Carroll be a better fit for our team?  He might come back down to earth here at Carrow Road and recapture his form and fitness on a diet of Bennett and Pilkington crosses. Or should we offer Morison for Tevez?  Balotelli''s out for ages and Morison probably fancies a chance to shine at Etihad.  If we could get a deal like the Bellamy/Cardiff deal where Man City pay all his wages, why not?  Think about Holt and Tevez, the odd couple, terrorising defences.  Both would run non stop so fans would love them straight away.  Tevez is quite ugly but that''s okay, nobody has to have posters in their bedroom.  I don''t know.  I''m just thinking outside the box for ways to safeguard 17th place.  What do you think?  Hurry, there''s only two days left to make the signing to keep us in the top flight (unless we win the FA Cup which would guarantee relegation).

First up, I''ve got to find a decent place to rent as I''m not living out of a suitcase in a hotel room for long, can''t stand them four walls closing in on me.  Tomorrow off to the match with the lads, then Sunday I''ve got a mate coming down from Leeds who wants a decent look at the area as he might be spending a lot of time down here in future.  Can''t name the lad, but rhymes with Plodgrass.  Looking forward to showing him around, heard Riverside''s a good night out [Y]

Father Mulryne is all mine, all mineFather Mulryne is all mine

Let''s hope he''s not another John O''Neil either.  One love ♥

Local children who live near the stadium are excited about getting a free football every weekend.

Is Schadenfreude the German player we''re signing?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?