A Load of Squit

The second ones may have come from a parody account. But I still believe they are very apt.

More, these are so apt. 'Marzipan dildo' is brilliant.

It's understandable, whenever I got to see my friends in Finland (I can't speak Finnish) they say after a couple of days I drift into a strange speech pattern that they call Finglish, one of them started to speak in the same way as a joke and I didn't notice.

Nicola Sturgeon speaks for the nation. As PA Media reports, at a hearing in Edinburgh this morning the inquiry highlighted WhatsApp messages between Sturgeon and Liz Lloyd, her chief of staff. PA says:

Another one proving that Delia's comments after the AGM were correct.

I think you're trying way too hard to find a negative angle, what's wrong with people going to a watch along if they want to?

The 2 GKs on the bench has been explained. The sooner you stop posting this guff the better for everyone else.

Beasley Street, one of my favourites. "There's a dead canary on a swivel chair" and "The rats have all got rickets". National treasure.

Can we put you down as a 'no'?

Bravo Chris. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67987826 I feel a bit sorry for Maidstone because they have come so far and missed out on the dream draw in East Anglia. Norwich were in the hat too, but unfortunately George Elokobi's side have got to go to Ipswich instead.

Quietest transfer window, yet it's possible for something to happen.

Congratulations. We visited Wedlock on our last trip to ROI, we couldn't find the maternity home just outside of it.

The end of an era. The self proclaimed 'success' is over.

The internal fighting in the Tory party looks bad, and the there's the Bridgen family.

He really is bat sh!t mental. He also made a more specific false claim about elections. He said he’s always won New Hampshire, not only in primaries, which he has, but in every general election. That’s wrong too, Jake. He lost New Hampshire, in the 20 — in the 2016 general election, to Democrat Hillary Clinton. Lost it again in the 2020 general election to Joe Biden. So, completely untrue. He also claimed, Jake, something he’s been saying in the lead up to this primary. That is that Democrats were able to vote. In fact, only registered Republicans and people registered as undeclared, so, New Hampshire Independents were permitted to cast ballots, in the Republican primary. The deadline to switch your affiliation was more than three months ago, in early October. So no, Democrats, registered Democrats, were not voting in this election. And one more thing, Jake. I heard him say that people are flooding in from mental institutions, across the border. I asked Trump campaign for evidence of this claim, which he says at pretty much every rally. Find me some source, some anything to suggest that foreign countries are emptying their mental institutions, as he’s claiming, to send people across the border as migrants. His own campaign could not find a single shred of evidence.

Can he play CDM?

Biden won 68% of the voted despite not being on the Democrat ticket, that's a good night for Sleepy Joe. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/01/24/biden-wins-new-hampshire-democratic-primary/ Even more good news for Joe. https://www.mediaite.com/news/ex-trump-fox-host-says-nh-was-good-night-for-joe-biden-on-live-tv-enraged-trump-hammers-her-for-it/ This was actually a fairly good night for Joe Biden. When you look at our voter analysis, only 10% said “I would not vote for Joe Biden if he’s the nominee.”. He won a plurality of voters who said he was too old. He won a majority of voters who are upset about the Gaza war. So the divides in the Democrat Party, and this is a small sample size, but perhaps aren’t as stark as one would think. But when you look at the Republican Party, 7 in 10 Nikki Haley voters said “I would not vote for Trump.”. There was a Des Moines Register poll. 43% said, no, I wouldn’t vote for Trump. If I’m Trump, I sit back and I exclusively focus on the general election. I take the posture of a presumptive nominee. I focus on number one, uniting the party and number two, winning the independents, which Nikki Haley won 55 to 39%. That’s what I would do.

You'll be very disappointed if you tune in at 4pm UK time.

Labour 1/8 Con 15/2

You've been distracted from reality from the first day you started posting.

It's obvious from last night antics that the NH Primary was stollen from Haley, we need someone to release the Kraken and show the people that these vote dumps that came in are a disgrace to democracy. All of the votes should be discounted until they find 23,497 votes for Haley that will give her the victory she earned.

I think what he's telling us is that there's little chance that the number of Scampi pieces per portion in the Gunn club is likely to increase.

Tim Sherwood left his rubbish & got fined for fly tipping. Andy Townsend went to Italia 90 as an Norwich player & came back as a Chelsea player.

Maybe you should read this. https://www.thejc.com/news/labours-jeremy-corbyn-why-i-called-hamas-our-friends-jag6fwha