nolegs

brings a whole new meaning to "player getting the sack"!!

according to sky and bbc text it appears that Helveg will probably miss the start of the season due to an admin backlog in the Italian f.a holding up his paperwork...great start to the season cos i can''t see a lot of help coming fom the english f.a who are still too busy sorting out their sex lives!And where did the stories of him not playing due to match fitness originate from??

go on cd tell me you bought it for its objective reporting!lol!

CD,i really wouldn''t worry have you ever watched a pre season friendly that looked anything different from an amble in the park,i stopped going to them years ago ''cos they always leave you feeling worried.

Nice to see that we have been totally written off by that journalistic jewel that is the news of the screws, final position 20th.I can now categorically confirm our premiership survival.

the man,how right you are,what would it be like if we really had something to worry about,no money,no players,another season in the fizzypop league, having to sell what second-rate players we had left,having to play in blue shirts....get real,prem footy a bit of dosh ,a board that seems to know what it wants and a manager that seems to know how to get there.....LIVE THE DREAM!!OTBC!!

svennson from a hux cross;time 3:14 in front of the barclay

Am I the only one who''s getting completely hacked off with all the complete load of old b****cks being posted,sad people making up complete lies just relieve their boredom,god its been a long summer roll on the start so we''ve actually got something to talk about,anyway I''ve just heard this rumour.....nah! otbc.

i''ll eat the other end of 1st wizards wand if this is true!!

Who does ncfc''s medicals,did they just overlook his scabby pustulating hernia scar or do they just count head,legs fingers etc.

I think its safe to say after todays signing if worthy wants harewood we''ll get him, if we wanted jesus on a years trial, worthy would get him with god paying the wages!oh yes Revels are the DEVILS food stay away ,what looks like peanut is oh so often coconut!don''t be tempted or like 1st wiz you will be eating things that you didn''t bargain for!!

just heard....terrific free signing available, recently released by club,available for 20 capstan a week...can u guess who!!!!

i would like to clarify what nigel actually said....he''s had his eye on a Malaysian player called Ayt si Ning !

mmmmm ,they all sound wanderful!!

1st wiz, perhaps DELIA''S got a recipe for wand stew !!

just seen it on ncfc website good on ya worthy!a top signing

no,he was definately wearing a bra!!

just had a phone call from friend stating that he saw ray parlour at the thickthorn sevices this morning,he swears his body is relatively chemical free, and that elvis was not driving the car,come to have a look?Or is my mate a danger on the A11?

Just got my season ticket through the post[hooray!]but thought the buy back scheme a little bit stingey..£5 off next season''s .I realise season ticket holders have been treated very fairly this season price wise but they are in effect selling the same seat twice and think a tenner might be a bit fairer especially when we stay up and get the large price hike that we all expect.

which begs the question what do the people of Diss use for old rags now!

I think we have to realise that although we are premiership,we suffer from the natural disadvantage of our location and that Worthington will always have to try that much harder to sell the club to prospective players.You could say we live in INEQUALITY STREET![sorry]

Gods teeth!not a serious ball kicked in anger and already poor Malky''s getting a slagging,have a bit of faith and give the poor b*****r a chance he''s not quite on a zimmer frame yet!!

its just an extention of the nanny state our authorities would have us live in mainly due to the americanisation of our society which has brought a "where theres blame theres a claim" atitude{phew ,heavy stuff huh?}

i have been talking to the cheesemeister today ,after a summer of having his legs re-fitted and intensive beerotherapy i can confirm that he is back to full fitness and has been practicing the CHEESEBOARD chant at work much to the amazement of our "customers".

fool on the hill.....you noticed!