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F**K OFF YOU LUCKY NORTHERN C**TS. JUST F**K OFF.UN-F**KING-REAL.

[quote user="Militant Canary"] I''ll make it personal: you''re mother. Go![/quote]"You''re mother"... You are mother? Bit of a weird insult? Let''s try to bicker with accurate grammar please!! [:D]

[quote user="Budapest Canary"]I''d be happy to have Vaughan, but as far as I know he''s not eligible.[/quote]Correct, he''s not in our 25man squad and is over the age threshold so is not eligible.

To be fair I know everyone is going nuts on here, which is why I''ve not posted, but Wigan were INCREDIBLY fortunate to win yesterday judging by MOTD. WBA had two penalties denied, one of them was absolute stonewall, one was certainly in the "you''ve seen them given for less" column... Wigan cleared it off the line in the last minute of injury time and all sorts of other shenanigans. They really rode their luck.Luck is something we''re not having much of at the moment, but there is no way Wigan can get that lucky in several consecutive games.Anyone would think that Wigan are 1970 Brazil with the amount of utter $hite being touted on here. The fact is, they''re not a very good team who got a very fortunate win yesterday and have a habit of getting lucky towards the end of the season.Yes, we are in real trouble, but Wigan have to go play Swansea (albeit without Michu), Arsenal away and Villa who are on a good run at the moment obviously, as we discovered, with 10 points out of the last 18 available.Wigan are where they are because they''re not very good, and we are where we are because we''re not much better.Even if Wigan win their game in hand vs Swansea, they still have to go to the emirates to play an Arsenal side with something to play for, and home vs Villa, and achieve more points than we do in comparable fixtures. We host WBA who have won 1 in the last 6. They host Villa who have 3 wins and a draw in their last 6.We go away to the Etihad to play Man City who have nothing to play for. They go to the Emirates to face an Arsenal team still fighting for Champs Lg place.That''s all assuming they WIN vs Swansea. If they lose on Tuesday they will have it all to do vs Arsenal/Villa. We are in trouble but Wigan haven''t got a run in that is any easier than ours really.Oh yeah, they also have the distraction of an FA cup final in the middle of all of that whilst we can focus on the job in hand.

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I''ve been a smoker for over 10 years.Last week I spent just over £60 on an electric fag starter kit (£45 on the kit and £18 on the refill pack).Best money I''ve ever spent. I only got it yesterday morning due to missing the delivery on Friday, and have been using it since yesterday evening.I can smoke indoors, it looks like a real fag, it feels like you have a real fag in your hand which is psychologically important to me as Im as addicted to the habit of having a cigarette as I am to the nicotine. I''ve been smoking it in the house, which I couldnt do with normal fags, and the missus is sat next to me and can''t smell it so when they say odourless, it is a legit claim. It gives a "throat hit" like a real cigarette does, although it tastes a bit different, it tastes much better imo and doesn''t make your breath smell. Oh yeah, and how about NO HEALTH IMPACTS!!I cannot recommend them highly enough. If any smokers out there are thinking about it, I would advise you to take the plunge. £65 upfront sounds like a lot, but when you consider it, it is only equivalent to about 9 packs of 20 fags (approx £7-8 each).. The equivalent of a 20 pack costs me less than £1.50 so I will make my money back on it by not smoking 10 packs.The kit I went for is the Rok Jet Black starter kit, but there are plenty of brands out there. Skycig have also been recommended to me, as well as Green smoke and V2. I went for Rok because independent sites rated them cheaper on the refills and it comes in a case which looks like a fag packet and is a portable charging device for the battery stems.Im not here to advertise Rok as a brand but they''re the only ones i have direct experience with, do your research and pick one that''s right for you. You can get better value for money if you choose one which doesnt look like a fag, but like I said, the psychological aspect is important to me.In summary, if you smoke, switch to an electric, you will not regret it. You can pick up disposable ones for £2.99 if you look around a bit so there''s really no excuse not to give it a try!!

If he read this forum, he would''ve walked out of the club after the horrific abuse he gets on here from some of the tw@ts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw54T6O-WUUMonster leap and header....

[quote user="Salopian"]I''m glad someone is confident.   The way we have been playing recently, and the goal scoring power of Villa, do not reassure me. I am desperately hoping that we can get something, but... [/quote]Villa had only scored 3 more than us before their freak 6 goal haul last week. Villa have less goal scoring "power" throughout their team than we do.... Benteke Agbonlahor and Weiman have scored 32 of their 42 goals (18, 7, 7 respectively). The rest of their team have managed 10 between them all season. They are entirely reliant on those 3 to score. Keep them quiet and we''ll be alright. Easier said than done, but Im not worried about the rest of their side.In contrast, our top 3 scorers have got 15 of our 33 goals (Snoddy 6, Holt 5, Wessi 4). As a team, we have a lot more players capable of scoring than they do.The game will be decided by whether we manage to keep their three key players under wraps or not.I think we can get the job done. OTBC

Villa away just before my 3rd birthday.Was more interested in the Lenny the Lion mascot waving "to me" than the game. Shame, was a 3-3 draw (I just googled it) (April 28, 1990)

Bassong,Norfolk CafuJohnson

[quote user="morty"]He has had to cut his cloth accordingly. I fully support him, but if he has his chance to spend in the summer and things don''t improve pretty quickly next season, then I will be asking questions.[/quote]That about summarises my point of view too.

OUTSTANDING.No other word for it. The performance, the result, the support, the spirit. Just simply outstanding.

[quote user="Herman "]Unlucky Morris. I do like that lad.[/quote]He looks like a hell of a talent. Unlucky with that effort, great ball by Murphy to set him away though.

[quote user="Robert Barnes"]i need some help i am flying to manchester may 18 i have got tickets to the may 19 game where will the travelling norwich fans meet anybody know ??????[/quote]Why not start a thread on it? Oh wait, you did. No need to spam other threads because no-one has answered yours within 5 minutes.

[quote user="ron obvious"]This is embarrassing. I''d forgotten to reload the page. I''ll go now.[/quote]Looooool. At least you''ve realised now!!

[quote user="Robert Barnes"]whats the score[/quote]0-0. Great game. Both teams look good, with Chelsea looking a little more dominant in possession but our lads are threatening on the counter attack. Chelsea had 2 cleared off the line by us with some excellent defending.

[quote user="ron obvious"]Roo El 7 : Yes, it is. ITV4 @ 19.30 ????? I ''ll swear I saw it was on yesterday - but it''s disappeared![/quote]Im watching it now.You can watch it on the ITV website too...http://www.itv.com/itv4/

Bollocks.Come on you Mackems.

What a superb advert for youth team football. Both teams have an abundance of talent. Ake looks superb for Chelsea but then I guess there''s a reason he has 3 first team appearances already!!

PS it pronounced Yan. I''m assuming u have never heard of jan venegoor of hesselink or Jan mjolby if you don''t think its a male name? [;)]

It''s Polish mate. My first name is Tomasz. Hence the interest in recommending polish players. I lauded Rafal Wolski on here last Jan before he signed for fiorentina and got injured.

[quote user="Row D Seat 7"]Sorry, where does this come from? Everyone treating it as if the OP might be actually telling the truth here (which he might) but surely having access to internal email is a bit strange.[/quote] The OP is my dad, he sent the email which is why he has access to it. I can vouch for the validity of it.

[quote user="Icecream Snow"]If his agent is over here, I suspect a deal is on the cards ;)[/quote]Is his agent here? I''ve not heard that?