Darth Vadis

Would like to see us sign Lovro Majer. That kid is class and we would finally have a proper answer for the no. 10 role. Might be too pricey tho.

Anyone else's Chris Goreham slightly out of sync?

Purely out of curiosity, could someone point me in the direction of where this shortlist of 5 has been mentioned?

Xavi and Gibson HAS to start next game. Couldn't believe the idiocy of Zimmermann there.

I remember when we signed Pukki at the time all the rumours about Marshall were going around and being disappointed that it wasn't BM they announced... Jesus... What a b****nd.

Not that it's important at all, but since when was there a white version of this kit?

In a parallel universe, Sam Allardyce is still the England manager and has today made this announcement:

How on earth did Sunderland not see the player in him? And then send him to South Shields?

Tim Krul is the best keeper in the league

2 minutes left for a Tetts thunderbastard.

Seriously though Stiepermann's turnover of possession has been awful.

You are Mrs Stiepermann and I claim my £5

Needed my words of wisdom obviously. Class player

How does Stiepermann keep getting in ahead of Vrancic? All he does is lose the ball every time he gets it!

Przemek on for Cantwell then.

Todd an absolute passenger, Sorensen looking good on his debut even at LB. Placheta on at half time please.

Cracking team, good to see Sorensen on the bench!

Have they added the rotating screen to Carrow Road yet? Won't bother if not.

this guy reliable?

Sorry, who is Billy Johnson?

Saliba would be an unreal signing! Although surely his wages will be monumental being from Arsenal?

Yes, I mean that whole summer I thought was the sign of us becoming 'established' but I genuinely thought RvW would take us to lofty heights (Europe etc.) and just got too carried away with it.

van Wolfswinkel 🥴 Learnt my lesson after that.

As above - anyone know when it is? Or if it's even happening?

Interest from Turkey in Hernandez now. From Alan Nixon. Would you sell and for how much?