Voice of Monkey Island

Perhaps he was one of the Molineaux Two

... via Leicester

Dump?

Just had a peek on the Leicester forum and there is some character with the above-mentioned monicker making multiple long-winded posts about supporting the team/manager/groundsman through thick and thin and that, although he never goes to games, is more of a fan than those simpletons who simply turn up at the King Power week after week. Coincidence?

Did he get up clutching the back of his neck?

This league is great and the games come thick and fast. Just feel sorry for the plastics - without their precious streams they now have not the slightest connection to "their club". Still, put it that way, every cloud and all that ...

MOM was Kyle Lafferty. FACT!!!

How''s the appeal for biggest away day of the season tickets going?

Jenkins don''t know northun. He don''t go to games you know.

Agreed, like his cloggy compatriot promised much but ultimately delivered bugger all. Won''t be missed.

Jenkins doesn''t go to games, and he doesn''t know where Monkey Island is. He moight have book larnin but he dunt know northun.

Unfortunately, now that they are starved of streams moT plastics will have jumped ship to support another premier league team by now.

Plastics, we salute you!

Anyone who posts on this board during the game for starters

Is it a plastic? Us real fans who went to the game are in far too good a mood!

That looked like a "goodbye" lap of honour. Ta ta, you won''t be missed. He scored in Brazil, he never scored again, oh Leroy, na na na na ...

This seems to be a recurring theme - non match attending plastics accusing real fans of being binners. Very odd!

It''s just such a crying shame that the plastics didn''t get to see the shift he put in.

And he''s Kyle Lafferty shaped. I think we''ve found our talisman!

Sorry, Ipswich away is officially a "real fans only" fixture. Perhaps you could listen on the radio?

It''s all well and good looking half decent in the SPL pub league but how many decent SPL players have we signed compared to the legions of unmitigated disasters?

Plastic! Support your local team! North Park Rangers.

I''d rather have Colin - good Championship track record and far more entertaining.

Jenkins looks up at the Liverpool poster on his wall, a tear running down his cheek. The game''s up, the cat''s out of the bag, the fact that he has been living a lie is cruelly exposed for all to see. Poor old Plastic Jenkins ..

Will you be there Jenkins?