Relax....

[lake district canary 4,831]

.............don''t boo it

When you want to do it

Relax don''t boo it

Or don''t bother to come

Relax don''t boo it

Or don''t bother to comeOr don''t bother to comeRelax don''t do it

When you want to to boo it

Relax don''t do it

Or don''t bother to come

Relax don''t do it

When you want to jeer it

Relax don''t do it

Or don''t bother to come

Yellows -oh oh oh

But shout it in the right direction

Make cheering it your intention-ooh yeah

Live those dreams

Scheme those schemes

Got to  cheer it

Cheer it

Cheer it for the yellow and greens

I''m cheering

I''m cheering-yeah

Relax don''t do it

When you want to boo it

Relax don''t do it

Or don''t bother to come!

[Reggie Strayshun 0]

Just in case there has not been enough homosexual innuendo on the site over the last few hours, old Lakey decides to weigh in with his rendition of Frankie goes to Hollywood''s homoerotic 1980''s classic......

[Lessingham Canary 108]

Well got me chilled on my pre match build up LDC

[Daz Sparks 1,558]

You think the Barclay will be singing that this afternoon Lakey?

[lake district canary 4,831]

Its a song Reggy - and all the original innuendo has been removed, in case you hadn''t noticed. 

[Reggie Strayshun 0]

[quote user="lake district canary"]Its a song Reggy - and all the original innuendo has been removed, in case you hadn''t noticed. 

[/quote]Not taking your own advice then Lakey ?? Just calm down. My comment was light hearted (in case you hadn''t noticed ).That said, can anyone ever hear any version of that tune without at least imagining Holly Johnson and the lads prancing about in a very camp manner ?!

[lake district canary 4,831]

[quote user="Reggie Strayshun"][quote user="lake district canary"]Its a song Reggy - and all the original innuendo has been removed, in case you hadn''t noticed.[/quote]Not taking your own advice then Lakey ?? Just calm down. My comment was light hearted (in case you hadn''t noticed ).That said, can anyone ever hear any version of that tune without at least imagining Holly Johnson and the lads prancing about in a very camp manner ?![/quote]These could do it though!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4EV6LATlGA [:O]

[Katie Borkins 1]

He''s the fan

with the plan

sees an occasional game in the Barclay stand

he''s Misstra Know it all

Must be heard

there''s no doubt

He''s the one with the biggest cyber-mouth

he''s Misstra Know it all

When you say he''s got it wrong

he will say what do you know?

And if you were a better fan

then you''d stay at home and never go...

[morty 0]

[quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]He''s the fan

with the plan

sees an occasional game in the Barclay stand

he''s Misstra Know it all

Must be heard

there''s no doubt

He''s the one with the biggest cyber-mouth

he''s Misstra Know it all

When you say he''s got it wrong

he will say what do you know?

And if you were a better fan

then you''d stay at home and never go...[/quote][:D]

[The Voice Of Reason 0]

Did he mean to post that onto the breakfast thread?

[lake district canary 4,831]

[quote user="The Voice Of Reason"]Did he mean to post that onto the breakfast thread?[/quote]No he didn''t.

[Redders Right Foot 22]

Jesus Christ.

[Gainer the Gopher 0]

Lakie Goes to Hollywood?

Congratulations on coming out, LDC.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

Just so you know Lakey Africa is not asking for Morty back for another 2 months. [:P]

[lake district canary 4,831]

[quote user="TIL 1010"]Just so you know Lakey Africa is not asking for Morty back for another 2 months. [:P][/quote]

Whatever.   If he crosses me he knows he will get the attention he craves, whether he''s in Africa, Acapulco or up his own Ar*e (which is the place he is most commonly found on here).  

[morty 0]

[quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="TIL 1010"]Just so you know Lakey Africa is not asking for Morty back for another 2 months. [:P][/quote]

Whatever.   If he crosses me he knows he will get the attention he craves, whether he''s in Africa, Acapulco or up his own Ar*e (which is the place he is most commonly found on here).  

[/quote]Lol.I have bought tickets for the Blackburn game. I will look out for you, will be interesting to see if you are as choppsy in real life.[:)]

[Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0]

What flag was it you were waving LDC ?

[Gainer the Gopher 0]

The op is just about the worst attempt at being clever with lyrics.

Don''t boo it? Who even says that? Don''t boo what? And it goes on for several verses like that. This is definitely a thread that never needed to be started.

If that''s my opinion. I guess I should have taken the "song''s" advice and not bothered to come. HUUAAH!

[Drazen Muzinic 1,502]

The OP is the most disturbing thing I have read on this board in 10 years and has created images in my head I will never be able to ''unsee''.

[Drazen Muzinic 1,502]

The OP is the most disturbing thing I have read on this board in 10 years and has created images in my head I will never be able to ''unsee''.

[im spartacus canary 0]

This should be the proud canarys anthem [:D]

[Hoola Han Solo 448]

This is LDC''s most embarrassing attempt at attention seeking ever. Cringe worthy stuff.