First Wizard 0 Posted December 2, 2011 Lets be honest, the lads need all the help going at Man Titty this Saturday. So a local virgin (Mandy''s mate) will be humainly sacrificed in the cause tonight. . . Man City won''t know what hit them... Evil cackle. [li] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 823 Posted December 2, 2011 It''s been a while Wiz. Can you remember what to do? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 2, 2011 [quote user="Kathy "]It''s been a while Wiz. Can you remember what to do? [;)][/quote] Its just like riding a bike Kathy. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted December 2, 2011 If you need a whip or some stirrups I''ll lend them to you if I can watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 2, 2011 No hex please, we''re British. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 2, 2011 [quote user="The Jewish Cowboy"]If you need a whip or some stirrups I''ll lend them to you if I can watch. [/quote] Ah, a man after my own way of thinking. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted December 2, 2011 A virgin in Lowestoft ?More chance of Wibraham finding the back of the net three times tomorrow than finding a virgin in Lowestoft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 2, 2011 [quote user="City1st"]A virgin in Lowestoft ? More chance of Wibraham finding the back of the net three times tomorrow than finding a virgin in Lowestoft[/quote] Theres still a few siver haired ones left C 1st...........age doesn''t matter.........or living come to that! [+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted December 2, 2011 A ''Lowestoft Virgin'' is a freshly landed skate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted December 2, 2011 [quote user="First Wizard"]Theres still a few siver haired ones left C 1st...........age doesn''t matter.........or living come to that! [+o(][/quote]You meark I larf Wiz.....where do you dig ''em up from? [:O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted December 2, 2011 Are you sure it isn''t just wind, Wiz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted December 2, 2011 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]A ''Lowestoft Virgin'' is a freshly landed skate.[/quote]Ironically a freshly landed skate is rarer still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BW 0 Posted December 2, 2011 Are you actually Jewish, Jewish Cowboy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted December 3, 2011 Wiz, is it anything like ''touching cloth?'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 1,010 Posted December 3, 2011 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Wiz, is it anything like ''touching cloth?''[/quote][+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted December 3, 2011 Did you hex Archant''s servers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 6,378 Posted December 3, 2011 Wiz''s lack of recent practice showed up, I think. His hex obviously hit this message-board rather than Man City... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,708 Posted December 3, 2011 [quote user="Herman "]Did you hex Archant''s servers?[/quote]Can I sue anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted December 3, 2011 [quote user="Wings of a Sparrow"][quote user="Herman "]Did you hex Archant''s servers?[/quote]Can I sue anyone?[/quote]You could try suing Wiz.If he is real that is?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexem 0 Posted December 3, 2011 Not me!. Though it did take a while to find my way back.More is the pity do I hear said?hex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 3, 2011 Sorry about that, she swore blind she was a virgin! [:(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexem 0 Posted December 3, 2011 Beyond the Misty Mountains is Virgin Territory. Ask Lewis and Clarke (USA).Lowestoft hmmmm! I can''t get rid of the bold. .So it is still odd.hex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexem 0 Posted December 3, 2011 (Bold has gone once posted) so I shall be off to Lowestoft for a freshly landed rarity.hex, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
