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Richard Branson has an aunt who lives in Cromer and has good ties with Norfolk. He is interested in buying a football club. He has had chats with Delia about buying shares at NCFC.

Branson is prepared to clear all the debt, give GR 20m to spend in January and a further 20m in the summer on one condition that we re-name Carrow Rd the Virgin Arena.

He understands that we cant change the Yellow and Green, but we have to change the away kit to red and white and have to wear it every away game.

We are aslo going to be sponsored by Virgin Atlantic.

 

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Probably wouldnt be about Norwich City,

 

Would go something like this, bumped into Holly Willoughby in town last week, asked her if i could by her a drink, after a couple more i plucked up the couage to ask her back to mine, she said ok, but only if her best mate Ferne Cotton could come. Obviously i didnt mind. We got back to mine had some more drinks then one thing lead to another......... You know the rest!

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[quote user="CDMullins"]

Probably wouldnt be about Norwich City,

 

Would go something like this, bumped into Holly Willoughby in town last week, asked her if i could by her a drink, after a couple more i plucked up the couage to ask her back to mine, she said ok, but only if her best mate Ferne Cotton could come. Obviously i didnt mind. We got back to mine had some more drinks then one thing lead to another......... You know the rest!

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You mean she made an offer to buy City and pump in some transfer funds[:P]

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A Norfolk billionaire was rumoured to want to buy Norwich City and take them back to the Premiership. he has since thrown his toys out of the pram, albeit after the owners ridiculous valuation of the club, and has not been seen since Oh hang on, that''s not a rumour. there we go thats better

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[quote user="lappinitup"]I think that''s virgin on the rediculous! [:S][/quote]

Very good!!!

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[quote user="The Butler"]

[quote user="lappinitup"]I think that''s virgin on the rediculous! [:S][/quote]

How long before it''s used for a hex?

[/quote]Now there''s an idea![Y]

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[quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="The Butler"]

[quote user="lappinitup"]I think that''s virgin on the rediculous! [:S][/quote]

How long before it''s used for a hex?

[/quote]Now there''s an idea![Y][/quote]

Mine would be.

Sorces from American club San jose Earthquakes  say they are ready to buy NCFC and set up an atlantic acadamy for american hopefuls,and Install Huckerby as head coach of said acadamy,

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Glenn Roeder is doing a great job at Norwich City and before long all of Football are going to sit up and see what a great master plan Prudunce with Ambition is turning out to be - said a source from inside the club.

Oh hang on that''s the useual spin we get, and will come out again on Tue night.

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[quote user="H4H"]

Richard Branson has an aunt who lives in Cromer and has good ties with Norfolk. He is interested in buying a football club. He has had chats with Delia about buying shares at NCFC.

Branson is prepared to clear all the debt, give GR 20m to spend in January and a further 20m in the summer on one condition that we re-name Carrow Rd the Virgin Arena.

He understands that we cant change the Yellow and Green, but we have to change the away kit to red and white and have to wear it every away game.

We are aslo going to be sponsored by Virgin Atlantic.

 

[/quote]well I would spell rumour correctly to start with  

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Watford are poised to ask Norwich if they can have permission to talk to Glen Roeder.  Apparently they have been very impressed by the way he has kept Norwich above Watford in the league on a limited budget.  If they can entice him away from Carrow Road  they would be prepared to let him bring his loan players with him.

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Delia smith Promises investment is on the way to Norwich and publically states that they can "have the club for nothing"....

what.... oh...

jas :)

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[quote user="gary "][quote user="H4H"]

Richard Branson has an aunt who lives in Cromer and has good ties with Norfolk. He is interested in buying a football club. He has had chats with Delia about buying shares at NCFC.

Branson is prepared to clear all the debt, give GR 20m to spend in January and a further 20m in the summer on one condition that we re-name Carrow Rd the Virgin Arena.

He understands that we cant change the Yellow and Green, but we have to change the away kit to red and white and have to wear it every away game.

We are aslo going to be sponsored by Virgin Atlantic.

 

[/quote]well I would spell rumour correctly to start with  [/quote]

people like you really annoy me.

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