Saint Canary 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Niall Quinn his bought himself a club (via a consortium) and has appointed himself manager (short-term) and wants to be Chairman.Just for a laugh - Say you bought City, which posters would you chose for jobs at City.Here are mine;Manager - 1st Wiz. Plenty of tea cups and hairdryers at half-time no doubt.Assistant - Paul Rankin. To provide the stats to point Wiz in the direction of which players need the hairdryer treatment.Coaches - Temp, Mook, Gazza and Zipper. Good football there I think.Chairman - Herb. A personality clash with the manager and his assistant are bound to happen. Plenty of "discussion" through the media no doubt.Cheif Exec - Sheded. Outspoken to say the least.Other Board Members - Rudolph Hucker, Ralph Wright, Rossi (forgot new name) and Chicken. A feisty combination to say the least. Interesting board meetings and PR are sure to follow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Canary 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Manager - DumbledeliaAssistant Manger - MyselfCoach - ZipperCheif Exec - ChickenOther Board members - All of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mook 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Paul Rankin would definitely be my NCFC press officer. He could find enough ammunition to discredit any other team/manager/player in the league!1st Wizard would be my manager - I''d like to see him sack himself after one bad performance ...... then come back for training on the Monday ...... only to leave again on the Thursday before the next match ...... only to re-appear just before kick-off ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Hilarious post Saint, and in that Spirit here goes:Manager & Owner.............Me, for the reasons already given!.Coaches.............ZLF, Kenny Foggo and your goodself.Chairman...........Yankee Canary, now you really would see the feathers fly.Board Members....City Angel and Gazza the Great (because they are wonderful city ladies and they''re nice with it!) Rudoplh H, UEA Canary and Delia Smith (so I could have the pleasure of sacking her!)Tea Lady................Dicky!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rossi 0 Posted July 25, 2006 I''m honoured saint - thanks very much indeed.Just keep the cameras and journos away from skipper (aka Ralph)It''s good to have a laugh - there''s nothing else very funny at the moment - maybe Angels cat could be a new mascot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Programme editor: Mello Yello.Kit Person: Gazza (as the bus leaves for away games she can be asked if she''s got her kit on).Chief Exec: Cambridge Canary.Groundsman: Wiz (we know what makes grass grow).Life President: LGTTeam Manager: City Angel (will ask the team nicely if they would like to play better and if they didn''t wouldn''t ever forget it).Assistant Manager: Paul Rankin (he would copy and paste inspirational drivel and not much else - what else does the Assistant Manager do?).Coach: John Boubepo (axing down the changing room door).Corpotate hospitality: Me.Chair-person: SNOB.Can''t think of anymore at present. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karl Pilkington 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Wizard would be one of those people with large trousers, red nose, big shoes, and white faces who gives away balloon animals to small children in the river end.He''s already doing an impression on this board of a Clown with his Chase nonsense he may as well do it at FCR!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted July 25, 2006 [quote user="Iwans Front Teeth"]He''s already doing an impression on this board of a Clown with his Chase nonsense he may as well do it at FCR!!![/quote]Maybe him and the fat controller could do a double-act.Dumb and dumber?The Chuckle brothers?Krusty the Wizard and sideshow Fat Bob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted July 25, 2006 Manager - me - would get Hucks( my captain) to help me out Assistant - Gazza - us ladies would show you men how to do itCoach - Randolph Hucker - hes the man for the jobChairman - Yankee - well who else could do the job.Board - Delia (need her money) Wiz, Rossi 46, Alex, Pete RavenPress Officer - Paul Rankin - Perfect for this rolePhysio - Kathy - shes made for this role. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginja 43 Posted July 25, 2006 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Hilarious post Saint, and in that Spirit here goes:Manager & Owner.............Me, for the reasons already given!.Coaches.............ZLF, Kenny Foggo and your goodself.Chairman...........Yankee Canary, now you really would see the feathers fly.Board Members....City Angel and Gazza the Great (because they are wonderful city ladies and they''re nice with it!) Rudoplh H, UEA Canary and Delia Smith (so I could have the pleasure of sacking her!)Tea Lady................Dicky!.[/quote]I''m honoured [:D], I had abad feeling someone would choose me as ballboy lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nh_ncfc 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Manager - Cityangel - Men have the skill, but women ALWAYS get their way. Plus it would be interesting to see what a female manager could do!!Assistant - Wiz! - I find these to comical, (In a good way!!), and would probably have one of those ''''dont get on at work'''' relationships but will actually get good results! (plus they have different views in some things!)Coach - ZLP - Good footballing knowledge and will not be afraid to tell them where their going wrong!Board - Sheded, Death of Canaries, BlahBlahBlah, Saint Canary & Canary02 - these lot between them have very good points and knowledge, and can see both fan, and club sides of things.Press officer - Paul RankinPhysio - Alex, always seems up for a challenge! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted July 25, 2006 Thanks for my place on the board CA but I fear it''s only to keep Wiz and Delia at a safe distance :o) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted July 25, 2006 Yes you got it in one [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 6,260 Posted July 25, 2006 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Hilarious post Saint, and in that Spirit here goes:Owner.............Me, for the reasons already given!.[/quote]I''ve told you in the past that the reason you always criticise Delia is because you wanted to be her and heres the proof, thanks for proving me correct again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted July 25, 2006 [quote user="Web Team - Pete"]Thanks for my place on the board CA but I fear it''s only to keep Wiz and Delia at a safe distance :o)[/quote]I''d recommend a tazer and a can of mace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Canary 0 Posted July 25, 2006 [quote user="Herb"][quote user="Web Team - Pete"]Thanks for my place on the board CA but I fear it''s only to keep Wiz and Delia at a safe distance :o)[/quote]I''d recommend a tazer and a can of mace.[/quote]Or just a mace! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted July 25, 2006 [quote user="Saint Canary"][quote user="Herb"][quote user="Web Team - Pete"]Thanks for my place on the board CA but I fear it''s only to keep Wiz and Delia at a safe distance :o)[/quote]I''d recommend a tazer and a can of mace.[/quote]Or just a mace![/quote]I was thinking one for each side - don''t ask me what I''d use on who though ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted July 26, 2006 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Hilarious post Saint, and in that Spirit here goes:Manager & Owner.............Me, for the reasons already given!.Coaches.............ZLF, Kenny Foggo and your goodself.Chairman...........Yankee Canary, now you really would see the feathers fly.Board Members....City Angel and Gazza the Great (because they are wonderful city ladies and they''re nice with it!) Rudoplh H, UEA Canary and Delia Smith (so I could have the pleasure of sacking her!)Tea Lady................Dicky!.[/quote] Don''t patronise me Wiz, maybe if myself and CA were the coaches things might take a turn for the better. We could hardly do worse than BBC could we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted July 26, 2006 [quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]Programme editor: Mello Yello. Kit Person: Gazza (as the bus leaves for away games she can be asked if she''s got her kit on). Chief Exec: Cambridge Canary. Groundsman: Wiz (we know what makes grass grow). Life President: LGT Team Manager: City Angel (will ask the team nicely if they would like to play better and if they didn''t wouldn''t ever forget it). Assistant Manager: Paul Rankin (he would copy and paste inspirational drivel and not much else - what else does the Assistant Manager do?). Coach: John Boubepo (axing down the changing room door). Corpotate hospitality: Me. Chair-person: SNOB. Can''t think of anymore at present.[/quote] Do I know you Rudolph, you''re not one of my ex''s are you, gulp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted July 26, 2006 [quote user="gazzathegreat"][quote user="1st Wizard"] Hilarious post Saint, and in that Spirit here goes:Manager & Owner.............Me, for the reasons already given!.Coaches.............ZLF, Kenny Foggo and your goodself.Chairman...........Yankee Canary, now you really would see the feathers fly.Board Members....City Angel and Gazza the Great (because they are wonderful city ladies and they''re nice with it!) Rudoplh H, UEA Canary and Delia Smith (so I could have the pleasure of sacking her!)Tea Lady................Dicky!.[/quote] Don''t patronise me Wiz, maybe if myself and CA were the coaches things might take a turn for the better. We could hardly do worse than BBC could we?[/quote]And I thought I was being friendly Gazza, I''ll make sure that doesn''t happen again!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted July 27, 2006 After watching the hoofball in the first half I think anyone on here could do a better job coaching than our present set -up because for me nothing has changed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,359 Posted July 27, 2006 Im really supprised at some peoples posts in this thread.If you owned a club, such as norwich YOUR CLUB, why wouldn''t you want to be manager? i would, not being greedy or anything, but i would love the experiance of managering a club. Besides.... its not as if anyone is capable of doing any worst than nigel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
