dylanisabaddog 5,165 Posted June 7, 2023 Many years ago on a holiday in Tuscany the then Mrs D persuaded me to drive to Florence to look at a statue of a man with a small willy. I nearly died several times and I've hated everything to do with Florence ever since. I hope West Ham absolutely smash them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 4,178 Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said: Many years ago on a holiday in Tuscany the then Mrs D persuaded me to drive to Florence to look at a statue of a man with a small willy. I nearly died several times and I've hated everything to do with Florence ever since. I hope West Ham absolutely smash them. Because of the driving in Italy or the small willy? Edited June 7, 2023 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 2,012 Posted June 7, 2023 I'm not posting on this thread, having created one ten minutes ago. Oh, ****. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 5,165 Posted June 7, 2023 Just now, Midlands Yellow said: Because of the driving in Italy or the small Willy? Mrs D was used to a small willy. It was the driving that concerned me. It beggared belief. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 5,165 Posted June 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Pyro Pete said: I'm not posting on this thread, having created one ten minutes ago. Oh, ****. Oops. Sorry. Please look at the other one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,646 Posted June 7, 2023 FORZA VIOLA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,967 Posted June 7, 2023 35 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said: Mrs D was used to a small willy. It was the driving that concerned me. It beggared belief. My dad hates Lyon for the same reason. I hate any team along the M6. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don J Demorr 162 Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) 29 minutes ago, PurpleCanary said: Edited June 7, 2023 by Don J Demorr Duplicate post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don J Demorr 162 Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) L 34 minutes ago, PurpleCanary said: FORZA VIOLA!!! La vera Canarina Viola in persona credo! Saluti, amico mio. Edited June 7, 2023 by Don J Demorr 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,361 Posted June 7, 2023 Up to 30,000 Hammers fans their, mostly without tickets. What could possibly go wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 2,012 Posted June 7, 2023 1 hour ago, dylanisabaddog said: Oops. Sorry. Please look at the other one No worries. I think we'll be the only ones watching it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminally Yellow 2,560 Posted June 7, 2023 Wtf is that kit?? Hideous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,460 Posted June 7, 2023 Benrahma, horrendous dive lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,967 Posted June 7, 2023 West Ham fans are really not covering themselves in glory here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,361 Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) Excellent. A bit of pelting going on. Well done Hammers fans. Edited June 7, 2023 by Capt. Pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,361 Posted June 7, 2023 Fiorentina showing how to press. I hope Wagner and our players are watching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,460 Posted June 7, 2023 Just now, Capt. Pants said: Fiorentina showing how to press. I hope Wagner and our players are watching. Was thinking the same thing, they're making it look quite easy too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,133 Posted June 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said: Excellent. A bit of pelting going on. Well done Hammers fans. Utter disgrace, embarrassment to English football, playing up on their big day out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mengo 826 Posted June 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: West Ham fans are really not covering themselves in glory here. Absolute ķnòbs . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,901 Posted June 7, 2023 8 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said: Excellent. A bit of pelting going on. Well done Hammers fans. They make neanderthals look enlightened. Hope their team gets smashed. OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,361 Posted June 7, 2023 Well that was a shocking half by West Ham, on and off the pitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 2,012 Posted June 7, 2023 Not a great game, so far. One decent chance all half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,460 Posted June 7, 2023 Wonder if the Florence keeper will come out with a helmet on this half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,460 Posted June 7, 2023 He was caught there surely? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,361 Posted June 7, 2023 Well if Grealish was a pen that clearly was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branston Pickle 3,778 Posted June 7, 2023 Just now, Capt. Pants said: Well if Grealish was a pen that clearly was. Moreso than Grealish - he effectively punches it to his keeper. Had to be given but a little harsh nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,460 Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) Arm was pushing the player and the ball, wasn't exactly a shoulder push and the arm accidentally hit it, the arm was there for a reason. So should've been given. We wouldn't have got it though. Edited June 7, 2023 by Google Bot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,967 Posted June 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said: Well if Grealish was a pen that clearly was. Yep, with the current rules, it's a penalty. Clearly unintentional though, so shouldn't be given, and the rules need to be relaxed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,361 Posted June 7, 2023 Well he lamped that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
