Crafty Canary 495 Posted September 14, 2019 Whilst on display at Blenheim Palace. Police say they currently have nothing to go on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted September 14, 2019 Solid God, have you been on the communion wine Crafty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,535 Posted September 14, 2019 I only had a few bog rolls go missing under my watch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splendidrush 700 Posted September 15, 2019 It'd give you piles 😖😫 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,921 Posted September 15, 2019 I'd melt it down if I had stolen it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,765 Posted September 15, 2019 It was hard and heavy work, but I rightly instaled it into Farke Mansions. A throne fit for a König.👍 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted September 15, 2019 Apparently it is a fully functional toilet called Spirit of America if I heard it right on the news. It had been on display in the States and uswd by the public there before going on display at Blenheim. Police have arrested 66 year old man in connection with the theft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted September 15, 2019 41 minutes ago, Crafty Canary said: Apparently it is a fully functional toilet called Spirit of America if I heard it right on the news. It had been on display in the States and uswd by the public there before going on display at Blenheim. Police have arrested 66 year old man in connection with the theft. he was caught with his pants down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,431 Posted September 15, 2019 The Police said last night that following the theft , there was nothing to go on. Thank you very much . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,293 Posted September 15, 2019 Bog standard humour...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Graham Paddons Beard said: The Police said last night that following the theft , there was nothing to go on. Thank you very much . Did you read my opening post? 😟 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,431 Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Crafty Canary said: Did you read my opening post? 😟 Gawd no I didn’t . I thought I was the first to think of it too! Edited September 15, 2019 by Graham Paddons Beard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted September 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Crafty Canary said: Did you read my opening post? 😟 GPB's was still funnier. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,561 Posted September 15, 2019 Sorry, I don’t get that. Why would the police be using a toilet at Blenheim Palace? Have the austerity cutbacks left them without one at the police station? 😳 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,431 Posted September 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, Mr Angry said: Sorry, I don’t get that. Why would the police be using a toilet at Blenheim Palace? Have the austerity cutbacks left them without one at the police station? 😳 Frankly MA with the austerity cutbacks , the Police service is going down the pan. Thank you very much (again) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,561 Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Graham Paddons Beard said: Frankly MA with the austerity cutbacks , the Police service is going down the pan. Thank you very much (again) If you’re feeling flush you could make a donation 😄😄😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted September 15, 2019 The Police are looking into it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted September 15, 2019 12 hours ago, Fuzzar said: GPB's was still funnier. You don’t understand the first rule of comedy - the need for context. 😋 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites