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Colney deep clean

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The training ground has been closed for a deep clean. Moxey can''t even get that right.

It''s embarrassing how inept we have become. Eating at the club has now become an extreme sport. I certainly won''t be eating any high risk products such as fish at the club in the future whilst Moxey is in charge.

With nepotism Tom not having a meaningful role why can''t he become the director of bog cleaning

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Apparently a few are suffering from malnutrition due to small portion sizes or something along those lines...

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[quote user="AJ"]Apparently a few are suffering from malnutrition due to small portion sizes or something along those lines...[/quote]that might just be due to the cold weather

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When you earn £60000 a week and still have no idea how to head a ball into the net from 2 yards you have someone to wash your hands

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Moxley been in touch with Norwich City Council to sublet Sloughbottom until clean up accomplished.

Men in High Visibility Jackets seen moving Gypsies and Drug Dealers out

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If you want this to be done properly and eliminate players from dangerous exposure to bacteria I suggest you let Jez Get on with his job. The guy is immaculate and will be there in his bio-suit and purple gloves facilitating the whole operation.

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Wasn''t Colney the reason Van Dick refused to come to Norwich ?Could that clean up be part of the deal ?

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[quote user="keelansgrandad"]Hi I''m Barry Scott![/quote]err, you might be on the wrong forum old chapthere are other forums for those who like to wearing white vests and rubber gloves.... so I''ve been led to believe

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That''s why we are signing Dijks. He''s from Ajax!

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[quote user="keelansgrandad"]That''s why we are signing Dijks. He''s from Ajax![/quote]whee hay ! ! !

ps apparently in our search for players we''ve been scouring Europe

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As long as we don''t start going the Ariel route.

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at last we have found a player with a bit of (Mr) Muscleand I''d be well brasso''ed off if he didn''t sign

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keelansgrandad wrote the following post at 30/01/2017 6:51 PM:

That''s why we are signing Dijks. He''s from Ajax!

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[quote user="morty"]Yeah, too far now...[/quote]we might move on to foodhttp://webzoom.freewebs.com/aubreys/tinpetticoat1.jpg

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="VanWink"]Lion King[/quote]Oh hey thrush, good day at the office?[/quote]

Looks like you''ve been summoned van wink, there''s a good boy, don''t disobey the master.

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