Mr Cholmondley Warner

I think we already knew how Suberb a manager the Messiah was in terms of tactics and man management

The current incumbent is a million miles away

Neil out Lambert back

Typical of the plastic Morty doing the beam back rather than actually attending a game

Back on topic I have been magnificent for a few weeks now.

Wigan away I was sublime and no less stunning at Cardiff away

That said I am looking to take it to a whole new level against Burton

I bet you wish you were me

Forgot the team or the manager I was truly magnificent last night

My singing, my lack of moaning, my consumption of the breaded crustaceans was premier league

I would just like the praise myself, it''s fans like me that make the club

I am sure you would all agree

I think Newcastle will give us a right good spanking tonight

I also think it will be a reality check for the extreme happy clappers on here who think we have turned a corner

Neil out Lambert back

For all you scampi fans out there. Cosmo Norwich has an each as much as you want scampi option.

I got through an impressive 53 pieces see if you can beat that!

Breaded crustaceans with chipped potatoes

Now safe let''s kick on and just miss the playoffs

Herman baby it is worrying me what I ate it was overly cheesy for a Scampi

Absolutely disgraceful today. The usual inadequate 7 pieces but one was in the shape of a male appendage

This is a family club and I am disgusted the club are selling phallic shaped scampi. This would never have happened under Moxey

TG did the scampi situation have any part in the untimely departure of Moxey

I wish we would do something similar on the catering front

I WAS there and he wasn''t!

You get scampi (not a full portion) from noon

Some extreme happy clapping on here there is no way this side is getting promoted and if it did it would get murdered in the premier league