First Wazzock 902 Posted December 8, 2016 On the first day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me A point when we should have had three.On the second day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the third day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the fourth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the fifth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the sixth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the seventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the eighth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the ninth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the tenth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the eleventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Eleven fans still singing Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the twelfth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Twelve players tweeting Eleven fans still singing Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted December 8, 2016 Truly painfully awful.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,415 Posted December 9, 2016 Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 9, 2016 God rest ye merry customers,Let nothing you dismay,Your cup tie ticket pri-i-cesAre going up today,You''re going to pay up through your noseWhen-e-e-ver we playOh-oh-tidings of do-o-oom and gloom, Doo-oom and gloomOh-oh tidings of doo-oo-oom and gloomWe have no money in the bank,We have no Christmas cheer,Our players can''t defend at all,We''re struggling it''s clear,The answer is to boo and hissAnd shout in Jez''s earOh-oh-tidings of do-o-oom and gloom, Doo-oom and gloomOh-oh tidings of doo-oo-oom and gloomWe see this football season that we''re up and then we''re downWe''re top and then we''re down to seventh,And boy it makes us frown,The answer is to moan and groanWe''re worse than Ipsh*t Town,Oh-oh-tidings of do-o-oom and gloom, Doo-oom and gloomOh-oh tidings of doo-oo-oom and gloomMerry Christmas! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,221 Posted December 9, 2016 Sorry Wazzock, LDC wins this round! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,415 Posted December 9, 2016 Can we resurrect Bors'' pantomime gem?Was it Bor? Memory eludes me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bagster 101 Posted December 9, 2016 Have to agree LDC clear winner :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted December 9, 2016 WAZZY!! Wass gorn on? [:^)]Nicking three points off them - - - - -is ok.....Nicking their women - - - - - is sort of ok.....Nicking their songs - - - - - is just plain wrong. [:S]http://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/391937/taken-from-a-fb-fan-page/#6[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted December 9, 2016 Good work Lakey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldRobert 38 Posted December 9, 2016 Clear winner LDC.[:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted December 9, 2016 Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsThe binners smellthey''re all a bunch of c****err, that''s as far as I have got, so farbut I think it sorts of catches the mood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted December 9, 2016 Lake d*ck head should try getting to a game and singing it 🙄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted December 9, 2016 [quote user="First Wazzock"]On the first day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me A point when we should have had three.On the second day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the third day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the fourth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the fifth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the sixth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the seventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the eighth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the ninth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the tenth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the eleventh day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Eleven fans still singing Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.On the twelfth day of Christmas Mick McCarthy gave to me Twelve players tweeting Eleven fans still singing Ten changes for cup games Nine stupid nicknames Eight million for Mingsy Seven loans and freebies Six passes completed FIVE GOAL ATTEMPTS Four years of hoofing Three midfield battlers Two shots on target And a point when we should have had three.[/quote]and here it is an the bin boardso who copied who ?twtd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 9, 2016 Don''t think Waz said he wrote it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted December 9, 2016 Le Grand Fomage knows far too much about the binner board! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 10, 2016 [quote user="Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd"]Lake d*ck head should try getting to a game and singing it 🙄[/quote]Good idea, will make a change to hear some singing at the ground for a change [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,164 Posted December 10, 2016 This one was on Twitter;Last Christmas I ate a la carteAnd the very next dayI was ill straightawayThis year to save me from tearsI''ll go for one of the specials Share this post Link to post Share on other sites