GenerationA47

Saratacus Potts, my boy? That’s a Chitty way to enter the conversation, with a bang

Utter bilge and tripe. It’s 51 weeks after. Or did I dream Farke’s departure (with victory praise ringing in his ears), Webber’s **** sign, and the blood, sweat and tears mixing with the organic fertiliser of my newly-laid lawn

😆 Having searched high and low for one without a cellar, obvs. Also sponge flooring, & no doorbars, goes without saying

Unneeded, unwanted, unwelcome At least Truss and other past PMs such as Cameron can swap in-depth tactical notes and obscure historical titbits about Aston Villa / West Ham and Norwich / Watford respectively

Haha- sorry couldn’t resist If you’re uploading it has to be a graphics file which you’ve saved on your phone or computer, if it’s a web link you just paste it in to the normal text

I read Ricardo’s comment very differently. In some respects the female game is inferior, in others it’s actually superior - as others have pointed out examples of in this thread.

My Bulls pal is now asking if we have any defenders available too

Very skilful assist and goal. England’s passing and first touches are good to watch when they get in their stride. Swedes doing a great job of breaking it up as they know they need to

From Mr Bailey's article, quoting a Brazilian football expert: “I looked at him as a scout when he came on the scene in 2019. It’s not like he is a major star here, even in Sao Paulo, but he had a good season last year and they’ve always liked him. Consistency is the missing thing but he has played some decent games. “I would never consider him a box-to-box player but Norwich will have done their homework and see how he can fit into their side. He’s 23, so he has got time to develop and I’m sure Norwich are planning to take his basic tools and improve them.” Damnde with very faint praise indeed. Let's see if he turns out to be our Angel Gabriel or an Astronaut.

Existential crisis.. he’s being Krul PS spelling police opportunity - it’s not “who’s bed”, it’s “hooze bed” (as in Mousehold Garden Centre, or King Street)

The gaffer must be thankful this wasn’t released during a difficult part of the active season, thus avoiding the inevitable ‘Where’s Wally?’ and ‘Smith’s in hiding’ gags

After that you should take a bow and then have a break

You mean the battered calamari: squid for a quid

I know these big new stickers are getting mixed reviews but that’s a bit melodramatic even for you, sir #thebarclayabides #itwillriseagain #theanglianhomeimprovementsphoenixstand

Staying alive, by the power of Greyskull!

I’ll take the gibberish in preference, any day of the off-season 🙂

Unoriginal idea & results not that great (eg no badge.. it apparently avoids copyright images?) but here goes nothing

This makes you two bosom buddies

You gyno?

You won’t get your coaching badges* by watching a dodgy stream, chum. (*Soon to be required to post on here and about time, too ) Nope, it’s the LHC screen route all the way for us serious analysts

A complex system of mirrors and pulleys involving the moon, the large hadron collider ( LHC), and a LHC screen located in Norway

Would you mind explaining the causal connection?. For those such as myself who have the misfortune of a club with ‘no history’.

You asked… they delivered What do we think: Taking the knee to be subbed for pre-match funny handshakes and pistol salutes next season?

Every so often, I’m reminded of the existence of the non-football section ie when I do a text search. It’s busier than you might think & may be contributing.