Duncan Edwards

An accident really uncanny, Befell Mrs Bly, dear old granny. She sat down in a chair While Bly''s dentures were there, And bit herself right in the fanny!

PC Tilson was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," Tilly said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" Tilly looked the bike over and handed the girl a £20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put some lights on the back of it." The young girl looked up at PC Tilson and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled Tilly. The little girl looked up at him and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

In the inclement weather a lorry has shed it''s load of wigs on the A11. PC Tilson is said to be combing the area.

Definitely missed a trick not signing me up. In my teens I''d have made Bale look like a slug/monkey cross breed with his laces tied together.

[quote user="TIL 1010"]My season ticket was £484.50p last season,£532 this season and is going to be £579.50p next season so it will be no from me. [/quote] Short arms, normally can''t reach far enough into his pocket for a round so no surprise there....

Let''s relocate to Yorkshire and play in white too....

Now there is a concept...   Instead of needing a button use the POWER OF YOUR MIIIIIIND and ignore them.   What do you do in "live" situations? What about if somebody starts a conversation that doesn''t interest you? BUTTON!!!! I NEED A BUTTON!!!!! I DON''T WANT TO LISTEN - BUTTTTTOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!   No, you ignore it, walk away, or maybe just engage someone else in a conversation that interests you. [:''(]

[quote user="Making Plans"][quote user="Jimmy Smith"]Regardless, neither should have been red cards[/quote] Absolutely agree, not even yellows either. Football is a contact sport and they were both strong, but totally fair, tackles. Take that away from the game by dishing out red cards willy nilly & you might as well watch netball. [/quote]   Agreed. They should bring back terracing, the lace up ball, a tape to act as a crossbar and abolish substitutions too. Players used to run off injuries, who''d heard of a metatarsal in the good ol'' days. I can''t imagine Ronaldo or Messi getting much change out of Norman Hunter, Ron Harris or Tommy Smith. I''d much rather watch a good honest thug kick someone up in the air than offer protection to a superior technician. It''s a man''s game, innit, grrrr.    

There are some strange folk on here. Cinnamon tries his bollocks off, wins things he shouldn''t but isn''t Michael Owen or Robbie Fowler or Chicharito. WTF are some of you expecting? We looked more dangerous when Holt came on.... No fkkking sh1t.... Holt is our talisman, the número uno. And as for slating Wes. FFS..... Watch the game. The Geordies did one thing well, that was the double teaming on Snodgrass and Hoolahan. Wes played under real pressure today, I don''t know if any of you have played in "the hole" but, if every time the ball is banged in to your feet you''ve got an oppo touch tight behind you, it''s more difficult!!!! Wes worked hard for his space but Newcastle had done their homework. No Holt, Stop Wes, no goal threat.

If he strayed too close to a beach hut, Greenpeace would turn up to try and put him back in the sea

I predict that the "all you can eat" Chinese Restaurant get a bit twitchy about stock levels as you walk towards Riverside..

Former top boy, presumably it''s "former" because you squashed all those under you?

Man U to beat Liverpool.   Liverpool are sh*t and I hate them.

How old is Robert Chase?    

Cant criticise the manager. Delia holds the purse strings.