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  1. An accident really uncanny,

    Befell Mrs Bly, dear old granny.

    She sat down in a chair

    While Bly''s dentures were there,

    And bit herself right in the fanny!

  2. PC Tilson was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," Tilly said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" Tilly looked the bike over and handed the girl a £20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put some lights on the back of it." The young girl looked up at PC Tilson and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled Tilly. The little girl looked up at him and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

  3. In the inclement weather a lorry has shed it''s load of wigs on the A11.

    PC Tilson is said to be combing the area.

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    Martin OUT !!!!!

    Definitely missed a trick not signing me up. In my teens I''d have made Bale look like a slug/monkey cross breed with his laces tied together.
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    Optional £19 Academy Donation

    [quote user="TIL 1010"]

    My season ticket was £484.50p last season,£532 this season and is going to be £579.50p next season so it will be no from me.

    [/quote]

    Short arms, normally can''t reach far enough into his pocket for a round so no surprise there....

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    New player?

    Let''s relocate to Yorkshire and play in white too....

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    An ignore button (Pete)

    Now there is a concept...

     

    Instead of needing a button use the POWER OF YOUR MIIIIIIND and ignore them.

     

    What do you do in "live" situations? What about if somebody starts a conversation that doesn''t interest you? BUTTON!!!! I NEED A BUTTON!!!!! I DON''T WANT TO LISTEN - BUTTTTTOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!

     

    No, you ignore it, walk away, or maybe just engage someone else in a conversation that interests you.

    [:''(]

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    Kompany

    [quote user="Making Plans"][quote user="Jimmy Smith"]Regardless, neither should have been red cards[/quote]
    Absolutely agree, not even yellows either. Football is a contact sport and they were both strong, but totally fair, tackles.
    Take that away from the game by dishing out red cards willy nilly & you might as well watch netball.
    [/quote]

     

    Agreed. They should bring back terracing, the lace up ball, a tape to act as a crossbar and abolish substitutions too. Players used to run off injuries, who''d heard of a metatarsal in the good ol'' days. I can''t imagine Ronaldo or Messi getting much change out of Norman Hunter, Ron Harris or Tommy Smith. I''d much rather watch a good honest thug kick someone up in the air than offer protection to a superior technician. It''s a man''s game, innit, grrrr.

     

     

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    Jackson didn't do no wrong

    There are some strange folk on here.

    Cinnamon tries his bollocks off, wins things he shouldn''t but isn''t Michael Owen or Robbie Fowler or Chicharito. WTF are some of you expecting?

    We looked more dangerous when Holt came on.... No fkkking sh1t....

    Holt is our talisman, the número uno. And as for slating Wes. FFS..... Watch the game. The Geordies did one thing well, that was the double teaming on Snodgrass and Hoolahan. Wes played under real pressure today, I don''t know if any of you have played in "the hole" but, if every time the ball is banged in to your feet you''ve got an oppo touch tight behind you, it''s more difficult!!!! Wes worked hard for his space but Newcastle had done their homework.

    No Holt, Stop Wes, no goal threat.
  10. If he strayed too close to a beach hut, Greenpeace would turn up to try and put him back in the sea
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    Predictions for 26th Jan

    I predict that the "all you can eat" Chinese Restaurant get a bit twitchy about stock levels as you walk towards Riverside..
  12. Former top boy, presumably it''s "former" because you squashed all those under you?
  13. Man U to beat Liverpool.

     

    Liverpool are sh*t and I hate them.

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    A thought for the doomongers

    Cant criticise the manager. Delia holds the purse strings.
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    Has this Chase critique ...

    Which meeting? Who? Where? Delia or Bob?

    Cor blimey guv''nor...it''s a right pea souper, no mistake.......
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    saturday

    Who was that old codger it was back in the day?
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    saturday

    PC Watts.

    The Beast.

    I''m sure Dr Crafty won''t be surprised, but when he used to try his shenanigans the Barclay Boys just couldn''t read!!!!

    He''d offer to read it to you, at which point we suddenly couldn''t hear. Nutty Nigel used to politely ask him if he''d run along as he was trying to watch the game.

    Glad it''s not the same now....nightstick versus crutches in the Battle of Barclay....
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    Luton fans unhappy

    That speaks volumes.

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    NUFC V NCFC

    [quote user="Dr Crafty Canary"]No easy games except in hindsight. Who had us down to be stuffed 4-1 by Villa in the COC?[/quote]

     

    Highland Canary?

     

     

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    How old are you guys ?

    [quote user="Graham Humphrey"]26... sorry to jump on the bandwagon![/quote]

    Sunday paper round?

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    Is Wiki right?

    I think we should name the exits after Robert.

     

    The Chase Out Gates would be fitting.

     

     

  22. [quote user="Highland Canary"]I''m not so sure we all believed the profile of potential Christmas results would be as you suggest. Only if none of the first teamers are risked would I hope for a win against Posh. Another injury would put our PL survival in further jeopardy.[/quote]

     

    Spot on.

     

    A cup run is the last thing we want, imagine the distractions, the fatigue, the injuries, the extra income. In fact, we should probably play fringe academy players or triallists - a good opportunity to look for some fresh blood - or just throw the game. Remember the MK Dons game where we didn''t put a tackle in until Ayala got injured? I''d love to see another performance like that. There is nothing makes me prouder than watching us surrender toothlessly to lower league opposition in the cups as it shows we really mean business in the Premier League.

     

    We should have played weakened sides against Man City and Chelsea too as we won''t get anything from these games so why bother trying? 0 points is still no points whether we lose 1-0, 4-3 or 10-0. Concentrate on the games we CAN win.

     

    Trying too hard against Chelsea and Man City probably cost us 6 points at West Brom and West Ham. I can''t see us getting out of the mire now. QPR and Reading will come roaring past us as we fall through the trapdoor with Wigan and Saints.

     

     

  23. Duncan Edwards

    ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC...

    Wouldn''t want the over-rated ponce anyway.

     

    Not fit to lace Grant Holt''s boots.

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    Similarities to 94/95 season

    That worked then....[:$]
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