Snakepit Boy

[quote user="Helsinki canary"]the team is not known for its mental strength and is clearly not upto a a final day "win or bust" match - just like we saw at Fulham.....Hilsborough is not a happy hunting ground[/quote] My thoughts entirely. If we can get a few points in the bag now, we should be fine. But if it comes down to s*** or bust at Sheffield Wednesday, I''d be very, very worried. We''re past masters at falling at the final hurdle.

I know this sounds silly, but I had a dream last night that we lost 3-1. Marshall was crap but - and here''s the really scary bit - he was playing for US. I couldn''t get back to sleep afterwards. And I spent the rest of the night thinking that if we lose, we''ll go down. Just thought I''d cheer everyone up this morning.

Very funny. In fact, the whole site is brilliant. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Delia_Smith

[quote user="7rew"]Glass is a solid, it was on QI.  pains of glass in old windows are thicker at the bottom because it wasn''t possible to make good glass of uniform thickness, so the glaiziers put the think bit at the bottom for added strength. Today''s thought - will be along tomorrow. [/quote] Is the think bit the clever bit?

[quote user="Crispy"]glass is a liquid [/quote] No it''s not.

[quote user="jas the barclay king"] and i can get an entire Wagon wheel in my mouth, whole.... Proof can be provided in the Barclay on any match day.. just bring the said chocolate bar with u... failing that 2 digestive biscuits... jas :) [/quote] But a Wagon Wheel ain''t a chocolate bar. It''s a biscuit.

And a cockroach can live for nine days after its head is cut off.

[quote user="7rew"]Only if you include the referee. You need 23 people to get the probability to 50-50. [/quote] Yep - good point.

Did you know that in a match between two 11-a-side teams, there is more than a 50-50 chance that two of the 22 players will share a birthday?

She should stay, of course. She (and her colleagues) have made many mistakes, but it could all be a whole lot worse.

[quote user="In the blood"] Where did you read this? Would be interested to see and further my depression. [/quote] On the Pink Un website. You should visit it some day. LOL Seriously, it''s on the homepage.

I was quite interested in Darren Eadie''s thoughts on our relegation prospects in today''s EDP, until he said: "I would take Norwich''s team over every team in the division." It was at that point that I begun to doubt his earlier words of wisdom!

Of course it is sad, but I suspect than if it had been Joe Ordinary in court today rather than a former City hero then the reaction would have been "Throw away the key - he''s scum." Personally, I believe the truth lies somewhere in between the two extremes. Certainly how his life has panned out is desperately sad, but let''s not forget that he''s not the true victim here. While we all desperately hope that his victim gets over this in time and that Peter comes out of prison eventually and starts a new, better life, he got what he deserved today.

He''d have got a mixed reception - but I thought he was ineligible to play against us?

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Am I wrong to find that quite funny...? [/quote] Yes, but to support Norwich means that we must all have some kind of perverse sense of humour . . .

[quote user="Grumpy "]The pity regarding McKenzie is that he left after falling out with Worthington. Now both are gone and we lost a fighter in Mckenzie who gives his all. Just what we need now. [/quote] Is it just me, or are other people also getting fed up with players and managers and coaches who "give their all"? I''d give my all if I played for City - but I''d still be total rubbish. Giving your all should be the bare minimum - it should go without saying. The bottom line is that a lot of our on-field and off-field staff in recent seasons have just not been good enough.

Actually, I was planning to post one decent message a year, and then just post drivel here for the rest of the time and hope no one notices. The thing is, the moderators have brought such a pile of shite with them to post alongside me that my efforts actually still look quite good on this board.

[quote user="Sherlock Holmes"][quote user="Matt Gunns"] Is he not "fasting", part of his religion, lent and all that? Not that I am making excuses for him. [/quote] I think you mean Ramadan.  If he was fasting for lent that would make him a Christian. [/quote] I''m giving up hope for Lent.

I said weeks ago that we would have a fight on our hands, but lots of people laughed. We WON''T go down, I''m sure of it, but we need to get rid of this head-in-the-sand mindset.

I was going to post a message about Youssef Safri, but I''m too tired to do so. Sorry.

[quote user="mattlarge"] Anyone on Coach 7 for the chelsea game? [/quote] Quite a few people, I expect.

[quote user="cityangel"]With 2 games in hand on the clubs beneath us and 3 games in hand on Southend.[/quote] Yeah, but games in hand we could well lose.

And we''ve got one hell of a tough run-in . . .

As well as facing a team with a new manager on Saturday, we''ve now got a trip to a Barnsley team next week who have already scored three tonight.

[quote user="cityangel"]We need to hope that QPR game stays as a draw and that Southend lose, Barnsley are beating Hull, we could have done with a draw there too.[/quote] Well, Southend are losing, so that''s something, I suppose.