A Load of Squit

[quote user="Web Team - Pete"]Probably old news and apologies for not checking the board thoroughly if so but it appears Ashton really was injured as he''s out of West Ham''s cup game for this weekend. Anyway, time to move on . . .[/quote] Haven''t you realised that Pardew is part of the conspiricy, then you could be aswell, I was out climbing Mt. Everest last night and he came past me and he was fine.

[quote user="Ankles50"] As a paying fan  i.e.  season ticket holder, merchandise purchaser, how much do you think the club should listen to your opinions and what sort of mediums do you think best communicates your thoughts.  Collective singing at ground with other like minded folks, meetings arrange by club both formal & social, written letter or telephone conversation, fans associations?  Its obvious there is a divide amongst fans opinions at the moment (i''m not interested in the split to be honest) but is there a sentiment that if you say what the board likes/wants to hear you are more readily heard, this is of course only human nature. Thoughts of some would be interesting, turning this thread into another petty squabble between some over opinionate & rude posters would not be (see how i re-enforced point i made above there in that last statement).   [/quote] If you contact the club they listen to you regardless of whether you ''say what the board likes/wants to hear'' or not, they may not agree with you but thats a different matter.  

[quote user="Paul Rankin"]when will carrow road break... even some of the most vehement Worthy Outers have not start the chant yet, southamptopn had rumblings of discontent, Preston was just a complete shock aftert 5 wins at being totally outplayed and watford was just hugely disappointing after leading twice. worthy is lucky, the next home game is the local derby, and they are poor, but should we look like losing.......[/quote] Paul, I''m sure you''ll find more reasons why the mythical majority does not materialise, these people are not '' vehement'', they a passionless apathetic rabble who even can''t be bothered to chant thier feelings. If you have to start a post as one person and then answer it later as another just to keep the interest going after the usual five or six (could be three more multiple personality disorder sufferers) have posted then you should realise by your own actions you condemn yourself.  

Do any of you read these posts, I said ''mythical majority of WO''s'', the majority is mythical and Pauls post proved it.  

[quote user="paul drake"]ive got the bottle mate.its the other mutes that wont join in that get up my nose.ive started it before and if looks could kill id be dead.whats wrong with everybody?cant they see whats going on and if we dont act then worthy will ruin this club.[/quote] Now I''ve been telling you for weeks thats there is a mythical majority of WO''s and Paul has helped me prove it, thank you.  

[quote user="pete"]Just the one post before this spurt of activity, surely you must be unwell.[/quote] Thanks for the concern but I''m in fine health, you should try and stop these one line posts, I''ve been criticised for doing it.

[quote user="YankeeCanary"]To help my research were you posting under Squit or Dicky?[/quote] You''re confusing me with Paul Rankin/Duke of Norfolk, the self confessed Multiple Personality Disorder sufferer.  

[quote user="pete"]A handful of nutters who now nothing and don''t care about the club or where its going.  Whereas a number of the more articulate posters constantly harangue the Wiz 1, Mr Rankin and those misguided others, haven''t seen any Squit posts today, and those other sane posters who go by the names of Maddan and Crazy Eddie, amongst the majority are perfectly happy with the way Worthy is running the team.[/quote] Your posts about me are poorly researched, I posted earlier today.  

[quote user="Paul Rankin"] [quote user="Crazy Eddie"]This one''s for the conspiracy theorists who would have us believe Ashton''s groin strain was a fake to further his move to West Ham. Perhaps they could now enlgihten me as to what purpose it serves for him still to be struggling with said imaginary injury meaning he won''t feature for his new club at the weekend? [/quote] link to said article please.................. or is this junk [/quote] Unlike you to let the facts get in the way of a good story.  

An interesting piece of double entry book keeping, why take the players wages out of the transfer money, they had to be paid. You are also using money paid that was involved in other deals when including the agents fees. I think the IRS would be interested in you.

[quote user="LinkNR9"]Squit, can''t you come up with something original rather than just posting inane and irritating one-liners? Are you a Traffic Warden by any chance?[/quote] I suppose you think that exposing posts like this one isn''t a good idea.  

[quote user="Paul Rankin"]One of my many alter egos eh!! you have found me out Dicky-Squat!! lol Muahahahah and you said you dont go to wrathofthebarclay.... who is changing their position now!! (ps and you really are)[/quote] I like to read whats on there (and other boards) but I''d never post on there as its just alot of swearing and little else. Does that mean you have multiple personalities on this board aswell?  

And this one was posted on WOTB by Tricky Hawes, can''t you guys come up with any original thought?

On the WOTB site this post is attributed to the Duke of Norfolk, whats going on? Are you copying?  

Oh dear, the mythical majority posts are back, wheres the facts to back up this claim?  

[quote user="Paul Rankin"]I want to go and start a worthy out chant during the meet!  That is the sort of action we require. Who is with me?[/quote] Paul, have the courage of your convictions and do it anyway, or do you need someone to stand behind?  

[quote user="pete"] Why would Egypt send back a Morroccan. No chance of making play offs. [/quote] He meant that if Egypt would''ve won then Morroco would''nt be able to make the next phase.

[quote user="Paul Rankin"][quote user="A load of squit"] Yeah or we could buy a time machine and go forward in time and see if they''ve improved, return and not sign them if they havent. How about holding a register of all the fans on here who are masters of hindsight and Nigel has to phone them when he''s identified a player and they say yes or no. Maybe we start cloning all the current internationals and create a wonderteam. [/quote] no hindsight was needed to assess the abilities of Andy Hughes, Jason Jarrett (Whom missed most of Wigans promotion year) and Dickson Etuhu.  Just a decent scout and an able manager [/quote] Is that why you changed your mind about Andy Hughes? And I''m very dissappointed that you haven''t discussed my other two suggestions.  

[quote user="stephen nobbs"]Don''t attempt any more comedy, Squit, it doesn''t really suit you. You''re far better when you adopt your condescending manner. Practice makes perfect I suppose[/quote] Hey Steve, I can call you Steve can''t I? Cos I feel we are getting close. I''m a really funny guy, you seem to be taking all of this a bit to heart. I felt the original post had to be treated with contempt as it was just going over some old ground that had been dealt with and it was very boring.  

Yeah or we could buy a time machine and go forward in time and see if they''ve improved, return and not sign them if they havent. How about holding a register of all the fans on here who are masters of hindsight and Nigel has to phone them when he''s identified a player and they say yes or no. Maybe we start cloning all the current internationals and create a wonderteam.    

[quote user="pete"]Squit happy to be a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed on bullsquit.[/quote] Or can read between the lines when there is a statement from the club.  

[quote user="stephen nobbs"]I think Squit has just won this week''s 1st prize for being a patronising, arrogant git. He has in my book anyway[/quote] OOOH! a prize and I get written in your book, I''m so excited.    

I.m afraid that the club don''t have to keep you up to date on the transfer dealings, it does not matter whether you''re confused or not they do whats best for the club. Once you understand that you have to wait and see what happens I''m sure the confusion will go away and you''ll be able to concentrate on what you can understand.    

[quote user="Jim Turner"] Enough profiteering over the sale of our star striker, it shows that we (or rather you) have accepted the fact that we are little Norwich the selling club. I don''t accept this and am fed up of it always being assumed that we will continuously allow mediocre performaces and big name sales. We need to realise that because of our superb home gates, and the miraculuous fact that Doncaster hasn''t sold Huckerby for 20p (sorry I''ll be fair selling him for £1.5m compared to the £750,000 we paid for him)- I''ve had enough of assuming we are lucky to have players of that calibre and I''m damn well fed up of  accepting and condoning failure. PLayers make mistakes and play badly, fair enough but Worthy needs to then drop them. Tough luck- why are we accepting uncommitted performances (and I''m hopefully saying performances rather than players) from the likes of Etuhu or even Loius-Jean? It is totally unacceptable. Nigel Worthington has been fantastic throughout his time at the club, but now has been a prolonged period of failure which is not something that should be embraced instantly. I''m thoroughly gutted by the sale of Ashton and the sickening gloating of certain figures unfortunately at the club. Perhaps in League 1 the low traffic will allow more people to stay in the hotel? Who knows, there will be some silver lining taking from our failure though eh Neil?  When we get quality we need to fight hard to keep it and to get more- failure should hurt and not be analysed for crumbs of comfort in the profit margins. [/quote] Jim, ''sickening gloating'' by whom?

[quote user="DumbleDelia is Magic"] Janaury 9th “Gary McSheffrey is a player that we like and one that we''ve made a phone call about, but that''s as far as it''s gone,” said City boss Nigel Worthington today. From: http://new.pinkun.com/search/story.aspx?brand=PINKUNOnline&category=Norwich &itemid=NOED09%20Jan%202006%2014:14:11:233&tBrand=PINKUNOnline&tCategory=search January 24th "McSheffrey - who scored against the Canaries during the 2-2 draw between the two sides at the Ricoh Arena in November - has managed 10 Championship goals for the struggling Sky Blues this term and has been widely linked with a move to Carrow Road following Ashton''s exit. But a Norwich spokeswoman said: "This is just pure speculation. We know nothing about such talk. This one is easy, the first statement was made by a man, the second was made by a woman, no wonder they contradict each other "Obviously at this time of year there are going to be rumours and I think recent events mean that that speculation will become even more intense." From: http://www.teamtalk.com/teamtalk/News/Story_Page/0,7760,1790_973546,00.html HOW can both possibly be true? [/quote] This one is easy, the first statement was made by a man, the second was made by a woman, no wonder they contradict each other.