KernowCanary

Those Norwich players are human and they want to be loved, just like anyone else does. The problem is that they are hard to right now, just like our owners who have no vision for the future, just floating around in and out of the top two divisions.

A lot of teams had a worse start than Derby 07/08 only to survive. However, are we in the record books for the worse start to any Premier League season after 9 matches?. I know QPR 12/13 come close, as after 9 matches their record was W0 D3 L6 F7 A18 PTS 3.

That Man City shirt looks like the Kitman forgot to pack their kits, resulting in having to wear their training tops instead. As for other results, they won’t matter in the long run as the only way I can see us going is down. Our only chance of surviving is another lockdown and the season being voided, although I won’t take that and rather live stay as near to normal as possible, while we stay up on merit although right now we are simply not good enough. A Championship team in the Premier League. We are like the Sunderland teams of 2003-2007; too good for the Championship, absolutely dog**** in the Premier League.

“Hang the owners, hang the owners, hang the owners”.

Laughed myself silly over the “Bacon roll and a cup of tea” line. Watching FF right now on BBC talking about us, really dug in too.

That joke isn’t funny anymore….

We’re even worse at defending than that actress is at acting in Emmerdale! (the one who plays Meena the murderer). That kind of describes our defending or lack of it to a tee, or failing that, our defending is the worse I’ve seen in my lifetime of any top tier football club. Just total embarrassment, Premier League we’re having a laugh?, no…. it’s not even funny any more, no gallows humour will make this any better. Our attacking is also just as non existent as the defending. In the Championship we always win it by a landslide, but in this league we just don’t seem to be interested. I want results at this club, not a happy clappers day out of “When Man United come to town”, followed by idiots treating it like an FA Cup third round tie by taking photos of the fixtures board and using them as desktop wallpaper or iPhone lock screens. We are in the big time now and need to desperately improve. It is not a definite that if we go down this season we will be back the next, this isn’t progress.

After today, definitely out. I’m no more in the “Better the devil you know” camp.

They’ll be sniggering at me, my manager is a Chelsea supporter. Bring it on I say.

F*ks sake, it gets worse. Cannot wait for this season to end.

I remember when Krul was the highest point scoring keeper of one of the early match days during our previous Prem season. We lost, but he saved a penalty and made loads of saves. I even made him my triple Captain that week just for a laugh.

Talk about dragging our misery on further by going over to the pitch side monitor. Clearly a penalty. Then it gets dragged on further with a retake. What a sh*te way to start the weekend.

No fight in this team at all, we are even worse than Derby at this point during their last Premier League season. I know we are playing the champions of Europe, but come on, at least show some fight and like you are trying to score. All we have seen from our team is a bunch of players running round a pitch without doing anything, all while Chelsea destroy us.

Awful commercial though, just what is it with the glowing outlines round people’s bodies to illustrate immunity?. Covid commercials should have been to the point, like the AIDS ones. People took that seriously as a result. Covid ad-break campaigns are like cringe gimmicks in comparison.

“However did they win?” - German guest at Fawlty Towers.

Haven’t seen daily figures like that in a long time as far as the jabs are concerned. Great stuff.

Has anyone noticed that when the case rate goes UP for a few days, the doom-mongering SAGE folk say “this is proof we’re heading to another crisis”?. Then when the case rate goes DOWN for a few days, the same people say “these figures are only for a few days, we can’t trust them”?. SAGE, what a stupid name, I always thought it was a computer accounts application package or a herb. The look on most journalists faces when the figures are falling is disturbing, especially Hugh Plym and Peston. It looks like they are actually unhappy that people arent dying or struggling on ventilators. Next week is half term and I’m keeping an eye on them should this cause cases and testing to drop.

Good riddance, her constant questions during the daily conferences were pure cringe. It was the same every night “When do you think lockdown will end?”, only to get a similar response every night of “follow the science”. She was like a kid on a journey shouting “Are we there yet!?” over and over. It’s not just that, but her negative reporting never stopped.

Watch the scum MSM have a field day over this, especially Kuensberg.

With all the crap we are in with petrol etc, alongside furlough ending, it would be stupid to do another lockdown. It will only happen if the MSM scum keep digging for it.

Here we go again with the “Sick man of Europe” and “Plague island” digs. At least there won’t be another lockdown, as that’s just media scare tactics which gets them clicks. If there is, the public won’t comply such as leaving their area even if the pubs and “non-essential” shops are shut. The government know this and will make it obvious to the public that they have failed should they initiate one. As for being “The frontliner of Europe” for cases, we test more than many major country on the continent per capita. If other European nations did also, I can see Spain and Italy…. maybe Germany as well as Belgium* all being worse. *once had the most deaths per 1 million earlier in the year.

Panic button alert!!. If we sack him, we will go down and find it hard to come back up again. It’s a case of “It’s better the devil you know”.

Aren’t Sheffield United from last season joint top with Derby?. Palace only scored 33 in the 2013-14 season and finished 11th. We just need to worry about scoring more than the opposition rather than how many we score at this rate. Palace had a lot of 1-0 wins when they finally got going that season.

Makes sense I suppose.

Rescheduling Newcastle all because of television!. This must be the only league in the world where your plans get a spanner thrown into them, all because a main broadcaster stuck their oar in!. Still, they pay the bills, sod the supporters. Looks like I’ll have to rearrange the hotel, thank God I did them on Booking.com with pay on arrival. Still annoying though. All because of a Saudi takeover Sky really w@nked themselves over yesterday, this match is suddenly broadcast worthy.