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Xmas song for Hooper

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To Slade''s "Merry Christmas Everyone"

So here he is, Gary Hooper

Norwich City''s having

Look at their keeper

Cuz he''s scored another one

Or

So here it is, Merry Christmas

Gary Hooper''s having fun

You''ve got no future (point at their keeper or defender)

And he''s scored another one

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A good idea but what about this tweaked version....

So here he is, Gary Hooper,

Plays for Norwich, scores for fun,

Volleys past your keeper,

And he scores another one!

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How about;

It''s snowing, Gary Hooper!

or

Baby Jesus was born in a manger, Gary Hooper!

or

Christmas Trees are green, Gary Hooper!

or

The day before Christmas is called Christmas eve, Gary Hooper!

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[quote user="TCCANARY"]How about;

It''s snowing, Gary Hooper!

or

Baby Jesus was born in a manger, Gary Hooper!

or

Christmas Trees are green, Gary Hooper!

or

The day before Christmas is called Christmas eve, Gary Hooper![/quote]

THIS IS SUPERB !!!!!

perhaps....Christmas timeGary Hooper and WineEven Turner is starting to shineHowsons on FireIf only he was let freeElmander is ScandinavianI wonder can he SkiA time for forgivenessBut not for Chris HooooootanHe needs to play more attacking footballOr hes for a shootin

CHRISTMAS TIMEBECHIOS HAD A WHINEFER IS DUTCH AND FKUCING SUBLIMEBASS NEEDS TO DO MOREWILL RVW EVER SCORE ?

Cliff Richard Mistle toe and whine.

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Ding dong merrily on high

Hooper can’t stop scoring

Ding dong merrily on high

He keeps the fans applauding

Tralalalalatralalala

He keeps the fans singing

Tralalalalatralalala

Christmas joy he is bringing

To the tune of “Lick my love pump” by Spinal Tap

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What''s wrong with what the fans do now: just bellow out HOO-PER HOO-PER HOO-PER...Also they can do the same thing to any player''s name that has 2 syllables such as RUD-DY RUD-DY or even LE-ROY LE-ROY etc etc...oh hang on...Seriously, it seems that is about all the average CR singer can get their head around nowadays...Lets hope for some more players in the transfer window with 2 syllables in their names, the place will be rocking...[:$]

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Why do people think this is a Norwich fan thing?

It''s pretty common. Home support on average is fairly rubbish in the Pl. Every club has an area that makes some noise, but the rest...

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I thought my suggestion and the tweaked ones too, were easy, catchy, clever and fun. They keep the rhythm, tempo and rhyme scheme somewhat, and maintain enough original rhyme scheme.

Isn''t that what makes a good chant?

And it''s Christmas season.

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Looking at your goalkeeper with panic on his face He knows of Leroy''s passingAnd Hooper''s found some spaceThe ball flies into the net and then there''s Cheers around the placeOh maulings by Hooper and FerHooper and FerOh maulings by Hooper and FerTo the tune of Comfort and Joy

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I know it''s not a Xmas song but To Just Can''t Get Enough.

When I see you HooperI just can''t get enoughWhen you score a penaltyI just can''t get enoughHe scores a goal and the crowd go nuts etc etc etc

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