Houston Canary 0 Posted December 17, 2013 To Slade''s "Merry Christmas Everyone"So here he is, Gary HooperNorwich City''s having Look at their keeper Cuz he''s scored another oneOrSo here it is, Merry ChristmasGary Hooper''s having funYou''ve got no future (point at their keeper or defender)And he''s scored another one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted December 17, 2013 Norwich City''s having fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barclaystand 0 Posted December 17, 2013 A good idea but what about this tweaked version....So here he is, Gary Hooper, Plays for Norwich, scores for fun,Volleys past your keeper, And he scores another one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted December 17, 2013 Or how about not singing it at all ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted December 17, 2013 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Or how about not singing it at all ?[/quote]Well "Bah Humbug" to you too Nexus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newcastle uni canary 0 Posted December 17, 2013 another tweaked versionSo here he is Gary HooperAnd he''s scoring goals for funhe''ll score past your keeper nowthen he score another one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted December 17, 2013 How about;It''s snowing, Gary Hooper!orBaby Jesus was born in a manger, Gary Hooper!orChristmas Trees are green, Gary Hooper!orThe day before Christmas is called Christmas eve, Gary Hooper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted December 17, 2013 [quote user="TCCANARY"]How about;It''s snowing, Gary Hooper!orBaby Jesus was born in a manger, Gary Hooper!orChristmas Trees are green, Gary Hooper!orThe day before Christmas is called Christmas eve, Gary Hooper![/quote]THIS IS SUPERB !!!!!perhaps....Christmas timeGary Hooper and WineEven Turner is starting to shineHowsons on FireIf only he was let freeElmander is ScandinavianI wonder can he SkiA time for forgivenessBut not for Chris HooooootanHe needs to play more attacking footballOr hes for a shootinCHRISTMAS TIMEBECHIOS HAD A WHINEFER IS DUTCH AND FKUCING SUBLIMEBASS NEEDS TO DO MOREWILL RVW EVER SCORE ?Cliff Richard Mistle toe and whine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Car 0 Posted December 17, 2013 Ding dong merrily on high Hooper can’t stop scoringDing dong merrily on highHe keeps the fans applauding TralalalalatralalalaHe keeps the fans singingTralalalalatralalalaChristmas joy he is bringingTo the tune of “Lick my love pump” by Spinal Tap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReadingCanary 0 Posted December 17, 2013 GARY HOOPER HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Levi Stubbs 0 Posted December 17, 2013 What''s wrong with what the fans do now: just bellow out HOO-PER HOO-PER HOO-PER...Also they can do the same thing to any player''s name that has 2 syllables such as RUD-DY RUD-DY or even LE-ROY LE-ROY etc etc...oh hang on...Seriously, it seems that is about all the average CR singer can get their head around nowadays...Lets hope for some more players in the transfer window with 2 syllables in their names, the place will be rocking...[:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted December 17, 2013 Couldnt agree more Levi. Its pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gingerpele 0 Posted December 17, 2013 Why do people think this is a Norwich fan thing?It''s pretty common. Home support on average is fairly rubbish in the Pl. Every club has an area that makes some noise, but the rest... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbncfc1 0 Posted December 17, 2013 How about Feed the Hooper, let him score another goal!!! Or something like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted December 17, 2013 I thought my suggestion and the tweaked ones too, were easy, catchy, clever and fun. They keep the rhythm, tempo and rhyme scheme somewhat, and maintain enough original rhyme scheme.Isn''t that what makes a good chant? And it''s Christmas season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted December 17, 2013 Phone updates not helping! Meant to say original lyrics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 3,140 Posted December 18, 2013 Looking at your goalkeeper with panic on his face He knows of Leroy''s passingAnd Hooper''s found some spaceThe ball flies into the net and then there''s Cheers around the placeOh maulings by Hooper and FerHooper and FerOh maulings by Hooper and FerTo the tune of Comfort and Joy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 3,140 Posted December 18, 2013 Or how about something to the tune of the Messiah by Handel? That would be appropriate. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Young One 0 Posted December 18, 2013 I know it''s not a Xmas song but To Just Can''t Get Enough.When I see you HooperI just can''t get enoughWhen you score a penaltyI just can''t get enoughHe scores a goal and the crowd go nuts etc etc etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newcastle uni canary 0 Posted December 18, 2013 Away in a mangerno crib for a bedthe little lord jesussat up and he said.Hoops! there its is!Hoops! there its is!Hoops! there its is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted December 18, 2013 HAH! ↑↑↑↑↑ That''s what I''m talkin'' ''bout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
