Marty 0 Posted January 7, 2011 je nes comprends pas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted January 12, 2011 Have I missed something here? Is being called a bulb some kind of insult? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="morty"]Have I missed something here? Is being called a bulb some kind of insult?[/quote]Dunno Morty, but I think I''d be crying if I had a bulb stuck up my a**e! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="Lord Horn"][quote user="morty"]Have I missed something here? Is being called a bulb some kind of insult?[/quote]Dunno Morty, but I think I''d be crying if I had a bulb stuck up my a**e![/quote]Well it''s only one step away from a daffodil that was "used" to take temp in Carry on Nurse, a bulb just takes longer!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="Lord Horn"][quote user="morty"]Have I missed something here? Is being called a bulb some kind of insult?[/quote]Dunno Morty, but I think I''d be crying if I had a bulb stuck up my a**e![/quote]Well it''s only one step away from a daffodil that was "used" to take temp in Carry on Nurse, a bulb just takes longer!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted January 12, 2011 That''s 2 steps[:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 "Bulb"; the end of ones prong. A bellend if you will, yer daft bellwhiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted January 12, 2011 I must say that some of the langauge used on this site is a little coarse, I fully understand that it seems to be the modern way but a little restraint may encourage more older computer users to paricipate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted January 12, 2011 I take a dim view of this language too!!Someone please shed some light on why he is talking jibberish!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="canarygirl"]I must say that some of the langauge used on this site is a little coarse, I fully understand that it seems to be the modern way but a little restraint may encourage more older computer users to paricipate.[/quote]How dare you generalise - I''m 55 and quite capable of holding my own. [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="morty"]As a self confessed expert in swearing and insults, I have to say I have never, ever heard anyone refer to the end of their cock as a "bulb". [/quote]That''s because you refer to yours as Morty''s Magic Crash Helmet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="morty"]As a self confessed expert in swearing and insults, I have to say I have never, ever heard anyone refer to the end of their cock as a "bulb". [/quote] Clearly you''ve never been to Thetford. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="canarygirl"]I must say that some of the langauge used on this site is a little coarse, I fully understand that it seems to be the modern way but a little restraint may encourage more older computer users to paricipate.[/quote]MadamI feel that calling someone a bulb, bell, bad bell, tit or suchlike is far more acceptable than using the modern S, C, T, F cuss words.Feel free to private message me if you want to discuss this further.I''m also happy to go cam2cam with you, if you''re into that scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="DOGGER"]I take a dim view of this language too!!Someone please shed some light on why he is talking jibberish!![/quote] Apology accepted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mario Harpershite 27 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="mikewalker"][quote user="morty"] As a self confessed expert in swearing and insults, I have to say I have never, ever heard anyone refer to the end of their cock as a "bulb". [/quote] Clearly you''ve never been to Thetford.[/quote]Jesus what a sheltered life he must have lived. Imagine, never going to Thetford. Some people just don''t know how to live... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="mikewalker"]FFS nothings happened and you lot go all Cracker and start analysing every word said and every word not said.Get a grip and do some work. How come so many of you can spend all day on here obsessing about stuff thats not even happened/not going to happen? No wonder this countrys goosed. Now, lets get on with the important business of smashing Leyton Orient all over the turf, hopefully seeing a youth player or 2 step up to the plate and basically support our club and stop being smalltime chisels. Honestly. Don''t make me come back for a third stint at the helm.FISTS YOU TOSSERS.[/quote]Which school in Thetford were you bunking off from when you posted this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="Harry"][quote user="mikewalker"]FFS nothings happened and you lot go all Cracker and start analysing every word said and every word not said.Get a grip and do some work. How come so many of you can spend all day on here obsessing about stuff thats not even happened/not going to happen? No wonder this countrys goosed. Now, lets get on with the important business of smashing Leyton Orient all over the turf, hopefully seeing a youth player or 2 step up to the plate and basically support our club and stop being smalltime chisels. Honestly. Don''t make me come back for a third stint at the helm.FISTS YOU TOSSERS.[/quote]Which school in Thetford were you bunking off from when you posted this?[/quote] You a groomer pal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mario Harpershite 27 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="mikewalker"][quote user="Harry"][quote user="mikewalker"] FFS nothings happened and you lot go all Cracker and start analysing every word said and every word not said.Get a grip and do some work. How come so many of you can spend all day on here obsessing about stuff thats not even happened/not going to happen? No wonder this countrys goosed. Now, lets get on with the important business of smashing Leyton Orient all over the turf, hopefully seeing a youth player or 2 step up to the plate and basically support our club and stop being smalltime chisels. Honestly. Don''t make me come back for a third stint at the helm.FISTS YOU TOSSERS.[/quote]Which school in Thetford were you bunking off from when you posted this?[/quote] You a groomer pal?[/quote] Do you actually talk like this or do you save it for when you write on websites?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coelho 0 Posted January 12, 2011 This thread is brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="mikewalker"][quote user="canarygirl"]I must say that some of the langauge used on this site is a little coarse, I fully understand that it seems to be the modern way but a little restraint may encourage more older computer users to paricipate.[/quote]MadamI feel that calling someone a bulb, bell, bad bell, tit or suchlike is far more acceptable than using the modern S, C, T, F cuss words.Feel free to private message me if you want to discuss this further.I''m also happy to go cam2cam with you, if you''re into that scene. [/quote] I have not fully grasped your comments, I would not normally say this but I suspect your motives are less than wholesome. Very very unnecessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,572 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="mikewalker"] "Bulb"; the end of ones prong. A bellend if you will, yer daft bellwhiff.[/quote]I would gladly wager that your ''bulb''..... is the size of a rather minuscule silverskin onion...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0 Posted January 12, 2011 I always though bulbs grew into flowers or gave light. Never thought of it in any way, until now that is. What a sheltered life I''ve lead.And I''ve had the (dubious?) pleasure of visiting Thetford on several occasions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mario Harpershite 27 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="Coelho"]This thread is brilliant.[/quote] It really is... Im unsure if the OP is a genuine ''bulb'' or subversive comedy genius. Either way its great stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="Mario Harpershite"][quote user="mikewalker"][quote user="Harry"][quote user="mikewalker"] FFS nothings happened and you lot go all Cracker and start analysing every word said and every word not said.Get a grip and do some work. How come so many of you can spend all day on here obsessing about stuff thats not even happened/not going to happen? No wonder this countrys goosed. Now, lets get on with the important business of smashing Leyton Orient all over the turf, hopefully seeing a youth player or 2 step up to the plate and basically support our club and stop being smalltime chisels. Honestly. Don''t make me come back for a third stint at the helm.FISTS YOU TOSSERS.[/quote]Which school in Thetford were you bunking off from when you posted this?[/quote] You a groomer pal?[/quote] Do you actually talk like this or do you save it for when you write on websites?![/quote]You having a pop at my ethnic heritage yehrmon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="canarygirl"]I have not fully grasped your comments, I would not normally say this but I suspect your motives are less than wholesome. Very very unnecessary.[/quote]My motives were simply to chastise fellow City fans for their needless fretting about (non) events beyond anyones control. It has, alas, escalated into all manner of crudity for which I unreservedly apologise.ps: bigwillywalker@hotmail.com if you fancy that cam2cam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted January 12, 2011 [quote user="mikewalker"][quote user="canarygirl"]I have not fully grasped your comments, I would not normally say this but I suspect your motives are less than wholesome. Very very unnecessary.[/quote]My motives were simply to chastise fellow City fans for their needless fretting about (non) events beyond anyones control. It has, alas, escalated into all manner of crudity for which I unreservedly apologise.ps: bigwillywalker@hotmail.com if you fancy that cam2cam[/quote] Crudity indeed, your footnote betrays your true intention I fear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikewalker 0 Posted January 12, 2011 pm me if camming is awkward x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mario Harpershite 27 Posted January 12, 2011 Sorry dollsnatch. No need to go so totally f#cking Mexico... well plastic! Keep it foolish yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites