n146mann 0 Posted February 5, 2010 The two current Park ji sung chants have to be high on the list:1)Park Park wherever you may beyou eat dogs in your home countrybut it could be worse, you could be scouseeating rats in your council house! 2) 10 alsations walking down the street10 alsations walking down the streetand if ji sung park, fancies one to eattheyll be 9 alsations walking down the street.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,955 Posted February 5, 2010 Stoke fans at Anfield, directed at Rafa BenitezFat Spanish Waiter, you''re just a fat Spanish waiterMan City fans at Old Trafford last weekU-N-I-T-E-DGoing into bankrupcyWith a nick nak paddy whackGive a dog a boneOcean Finance on the phoneNorwich fans to Tommy DochertyHe''s up Mrs BrownHe''s up Mrs Brown Knees up Mother Brown(you have to be quite old to remember this - Tommy Docherty had been caught with his trousers down with the coach''s wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Tommy Docherty, bless him, now he had a sense of humour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howson is now! 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey.I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now.When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,955 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="CallsignViper"]Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey.I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now.When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.[/quote]Good old Celtic! There''s nothing like a good old anti Protestant song to get the heart pumping........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brendo 0 Posted February 5, 2010 1)Park Park wherever you may beyou eat dogs in your home countrybut it could be worse, you could be scouseeating rats in your council house! - I love Liverpool''s response to this :Dirk Kuyt, wherever you may beYou smoke pot in your home countryBut it could be worse, you could be a mancAsking your sister for a wan.... haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phyxius 0 Posted February 5, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXHbCYvzjIFC United of Manchester:Sung at the Police Stewards."What a waste of council tax, we paid for your hats.""We paid for your hats. We paid for your ha-a-ats.""What a waste of council tax, we paid for your hats." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keyser Soze 0 Posted February 5, 2010 My old man said be an Ipswich fan i said fu ck off bollucks your a c#nt ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyo 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Chelsea fans to Newcastle fans:Speak f****** english,Why don''t you speak f****** english! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyo 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Swindon fans to Dennis Wise:Wise, Wise wherever you may be,You sent Leeds to division 3,You won''t win the cup,You won''t win the shield,Your biggest game is Huddersfield! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,802 Posted February 5, 2010 Spurs fans to Ian Wright;"You''ve got an ugly wife,you''ve got an ugly wife....." etc.Spurs fans to Shaun Wright Philips;"You''ve got an ugly mum,you''ve got an ugly mum....." etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,802 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="Boyo"] Swindon fans to Dennis Wise:Wise, Wise wherever you may be,You sent Leeds to division 3,You won''t win the cup,You won''t win the shield,Your biggest game is Huddersfield![/quote]You could swap a few words,Gunn,Norwich and Colchester[:S] (Doesn''t rhyme,but hey) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyo 0 Posted February 5, 2010 West Ham to Chelsea:F*** off Chelsea FC,You aint got no history,Lampard is fat,Joe Cole is queer,Your going to win f*** all this year!I''m on a role! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,776 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="gazzathegreat"]Tommy Docherty, bless him, now he had a sense of humour![/quote]Have i missed something here Jane,you have posted in the past tense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0 Posted February 5, 2010 "Boyo''"Chelsea fans to Newcastle fans:Speak f****** english,Why don''t you speak f****** english!hahahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevencfc4eva 0 Posted February 5, 2010 I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ur just a man in a jacket 0 Posted February 5, 2010 watch out wherever you may be,lock up your wife from john terryand man city singing to man urethis city is oursf off back to londonthis city is ours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhickl 0 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="stevencfc4eva"]I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK" [/quote]I remember it being sung as a response to "We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b***h" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevencfc4eva 0 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="dhickl"][quote user="stevencfc4eva"] I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK" [/quote]I remember it being sung as a response to "We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b***h"[/quote]Yeh think it was that all i remember is the comeback lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary_on_the Trent 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Liverpool fans version of a Chelsea chant:F**k off Chelsea FCyou ain''t got no history5 european cupsand 18 leaguesthats what we call history Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
When Saturday Comes 0 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="CallsignViper"]Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey. I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now. When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.[/quote]Hardly racist is it? They do eat dogs in the Far East. Fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhickl 0 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="When Saturday Comes"][quote user="CallsignViper"]Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey. I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now. When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.[/quote]Hardly racist is it? They do eat dogs in the Far East. Fact. [/quote]Not so much now (although even though it''s illegal, it''s still the 4th most popular meat). http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/422338.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry 0 Posted February 5, 2010 Watch out, wherever you may be,Keep your wife away from John Terry,His dad sells crack, his mum steals tea,He cries when he misses a penalty [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allez17 0 Posted February 5, 2010 [quote user="dhickl"][quote user="stevencfc4eva"]I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK" [/quote]I remember it being sung as a response to "We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b***h"[/quote]For me, that was one of the best games ive been to for crowd banter. The chelsea fans were excellent, the city fans were having fun, the game itself was good. Bloody enjoyable afternoon, even if we did lose 3-1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rupethebear 0 Posted February 6, 2010 Its here, its there, its every fXXXing whereTerry''s cock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyo 0 Posted February 6, 2010 West Ham to Lampard:10 men couldn''t carry,Couldn''t carry Lampard,10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck,Couldn''t carry Lampard! [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooleyfan 0 Posted February 6, 2010 Same old Terry, always cheating! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wessex_exile 0 Posted February 6, 2010 "Two Andy Gorams, there''s only two Andy Gorams"On the subject of Ian Wright"She''s fat, she''s round, she bounces on the ground; Mrs Wright, Mrs Wright" (Barside when Wrighty played for Burnley - the club sent a bouquet of flowers by way of apology) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyo 0 Posted February 6, 2010 In your Liverpool slums,You look in the dustbin for something to eat,You find a dead rat and you think it''s a treat,In your Liverpool slums.Portsmouth fans to their board:You can stick your f****** Arabs ups your a*se![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites