Grant Holt

[Brendo 0]

Any songs??

Anyone make one to fit in with the famour, "Fernando Torres, Liverpools No.9"

[Brendo 0]

*famous

grrrrrrrrr edit button :@

:P

[O.T.B.C 1]

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya

Kumbaya, the Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

His nick name is HorseSo its gotta be something along the lines of using the fact " Holt " ryhmes with "Colt"   (which is a young male horse for any thickies )

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

[quote user="Brendan"]Any songs??

Anyone make one to fit in with the famour, "Fernando Torres, Liverpools No.9"[/quote]Why do we want to mimick that stupid scouse Torres tosh ? Although "Team of Carragher''s" is funny

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Oh and when is the draw for 2nd round?

[Iwan is God 0]

To the Torres tune;

We needed a big target man, Grant Holt Grant Holt, Someone who can score a goal, Grant Holt, Grant Holt

We bought a lad from somerset, give him the ball its in the net, Our big Grant Holt Norwich''s number 9!

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"][quote user="Brendan"]Any songs?? Anyone make one to fit in with the famour, "Fernando Torres, Liverpools No.9"[/quote]

Why do we want to mimick that stupid scouse Torres tosh ?
Although "Team of Carragher''s" is funny
[/quote]We all dream of a team of Cody Macs...

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[quote user="Brendan"]Oh and when is the draw for 2nd round?[/quote]tomorrow 10pm

[Strangers All 0]

Who scores the goals,

Whose built/hung like a horse,

Who, Who? Grant Holt of course!

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I posted this earlier bit of fun :-)Only Fools and Horses !!!Stick a Horse up front, a bunch of Donkies at the back,Cos if you want the best ''uns, but you don''t ask questions,

Then Gunn is ur man. ''Cos where we have gone is a mystery,It''s like the changin'' of the seasons, and the tides of the sea.

But Delias the one that''s drivin'' me beserk,

Why do only Codes and Grant Holt work?

La-la-la.  La-lala-la.  La-la-la.  La-lala-la.

meh... Codes = Cody Mac because the word is fools so needs a plural hence Codes :-/

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Cody McDonald had a farmEy Eye ey EYe ey eye OhAnd on that Farm he hard a Horse,Grant Holt Grant Holt Grant Holt ohhhhhhhhhhh...here a goal there a goal every where a goal goalCody McDonald had a farm....etc etc etc etc

links in nice for the Horse / Holtcan also trade out if opponents score trade horse for Donkey

[Lineo 0]

[quote user="Iwan is God"]To the Torres tune; We needed a big target man, Grant Holt Grant Holt, Someone who can score a goal, Grant Holt, Grant Holt We bought a lad from somerset, give him the ball its in the net, Our big Grant Holt Norwich''s number 9![/quote]

 

play with the words a little and i like..

 

Norwich needed a target man,

Grant Holt, Grant Holt,

Somebody who could score some goals,

Grant Holt, Grant Holt,

We bought the lad from somerset,

Give him the ball, It''s in the net

Super Grant Holt,

Norwich''s Number 9

[Camuldonum 0]

You bought him from Shropshire and not Somerset and his family home in is Cumbria.

Aside from that it seems fine!

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Would I be correct in guessing that you didn''t get an A* in geography?

[Lineo 0]

[quote user="Camuldonum"]Would I be correct in guessing that you didn''t get an A* in geography?[/quote]

 

I modified Iwan''s post.... his fault :P

[Scooby 0]

Can anyone come up with something concerning  boot like a thunderbolt ? Especially after his 3rd last night.

[WeAreYellows49 0]

 

YouTube - Amii Stewart - Knock on Wood

[8]Knock on wood[8] tune

We dont'' wanna lose it
This good thing that we''ve got

If we do now
We would surely, surely lose a lot
Cause your goals are better
Than anyones I know

I said they''re like thunder
They''re like lightning
The way you hit them is frightn''in
I think you''d better knock, knock, knock one in

[Iwan is God 0]

[quote user="Lineo"]

[quote user="Camuldonum"]Would I be correct in guessing that you didn''t get an A* in geography?[/quote]

 

I modified Iwan''s post.... his fault :P

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I was thinking of Yeovil rather than Shrewsbury... Its a shame because I can''t think of anything that rhymes with Shropshire!

[coops 0]

Feed the horse, feed the horse, feed the horse and he will score! Feed the horse and he will score!

[beasto 0]

[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]I posted this earlier bit of fun :-)

Only Fools and Horses !!!

Stick a Horse up front, a bunch of Donkies at the back,
Cos if you want the best ''uns, but you don''t ask questions,
Then Gunn is ur man. ''Cos where we have gone is a mystery,
It''s like the changin'' of the seasons, and the tides of the sea.
But Delias the one that''s drivin'' me beserk, Why do only Codes and Grant Holt work?
La-la-la.  La-lala-la.  La-la-la.  La-lala-la.


meh... Codes = Cody Mac because the word is fools so needs a plural hence Codes :-/
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I don''t mean any of this by the way, think of it as light-hearted banter (if that''s possible reading some of the threads on here)... except the bit about about aviva and how old Gary Doherty is, they both keep me awake at night

We’ve got no money in our pocket, no trophies since the dawn of man,
But if you want the cheap ''uns, and you don''t ask questions,
Then Gunny is your man. ''Cos where we have gone is but a mystery,
It''s like changin'' to aviva, and the age of Doherty.
But here’s the one that''s drivin'' me beserk, Why’s Otsemobor not out of work?
La-la-la-lala.  La-la-lala-la.  La-la-la-lala.  La-la-lala-la.

We''ve got some half price strikers and miles and miles of spinach pies, a light breeze, farmer’s cheese and Tudur-Jones’ dodgy knees,
Nasty names, angry blames, whatisname, bad games and ”my Nan could…”,
And last year’s Xara track suits from me bor in Barnham Broom,
Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom ...
No decent snacks, just lukewarm tea, no promotion, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor, we''ll cut hopes before half-time,
God bless Carrow Road.  Viva Marc Libbra.  Long live Carrow Road.
C''est magnifique, Carrow Road, Magnifique, Carrow Road, Carrow Road (ad nauseam)

thanks for starting me off Nexus...

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Glorious beasto !!Truely inspired love the change to "Why’s Otsemobor not out of work?"

[Nexus_Canary 1,206]

LMAO and a Viva Mark Libbra love it :)

[beasto 0]

Haha, if he asks it was only because his name had 4 syllables... [*-)]

[WeAreYellows49 0]

LMFAO love it

[ryan1992 0]

[quote user="coops"]Feed the horse, feed the horse, feed the horse and he will score! Feed the horse and he will score![/quote]

quality!

[beasto 0]

this is more like it.... surely one of the only threads on this board without any arguing!! Even the odd LMFAO, it''s almost as if we all support the same team... [:)]