big dick sanchez 0 Posted June 17, 2009 What would it be called? What would be their holy text? All puns very welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="big dick sanchez"]What would it be called? What would be their holy text? All puns very welcome.[/quote]It would be the Deliaiteology, more of a cult than a religion as such.The holy text would be called simply ''How to cook''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!..... I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......Bloody palestines!......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Here We Go 0 Posted June 18, 2009 That was a awefu.... i mean great witty joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Belaugh Yellow"]That was a awefu.... i mean great witty joke.[/quote]Do you really really mean that?..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Here We Go 0 Posted June 18, 2009 yes i really mean that........ iam still in tears laughing about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Belaugh Yellow"]yes i really mean that........ iam still in tears laughing about it[/quote]Bless you.......You''ve made me a very happy bird indeed.......[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!..... I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......Bloody palestines!.........[/quote]''Philistines'' surely? Or is this one of these very subtle Zionist propoganda things I keep reading about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
big dick sanchez 0 Posted June 18, 2009 The Later Delia Saints could be called the Demons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisr 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!..... I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......Bloody palestines!.........[/quote]I presume you mean Philisines but palestines will do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisr 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Sorry!, I see someone there before me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james norwich 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Whatever the religion she''ll get chucked out for over doing the red wine at communion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james norwich 0 Posted June 18, 2009 perhaps ''let''s be avanyouism'' i''m on a roll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote]i''m on a roll[/quote]I wish someone would eat the fecker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisr 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="james norwich"]Whatever the religion she''ll get chucked out for over doing the red wine at communion.[/quote]She''s a Catholic.... not red wine by the time she gets a sip....... Transubstantiation and all that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Facebook Sam 0 Posted June 18, 2009 I really hope she doesn''t read this. You people should be ashamed of yourselves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 225 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"]I really hope she doesn''t read this. You people should be ashamed of yourselves[/quote]Bless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="Chrisr"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!..... I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......Bloody palestines!.........[/quote]I presume you mean Philisines but palestines will do![/quote]It''s just one of my regular deliberate faux pas..... However I can''t say I know what a philisine is....... [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boot 0 Posted June 19, 2009 Given her wonderful recipe for melting chocolate pudding I could see myself becoming a pudist...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Terrible 0 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"]I really hope she doesn''t read this. You people should be ashamed of yourselves[/quote]Plonker! Your should change your name to Rodney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
big dick sanchez 0 Posted June 19, 2009 Delia allowed the money lenders to own the temple and turned a transfer budget into wine, loaves and fishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites