barclay46

Long may it last, and I read somewhere that Burnley & Leeds are the two teams expected to go up to the Prem!!!!

Wasn''t Stephens transferred to Hibs laast week?

In Raoul Moat''s possessions the police found a letter which reads:- Dear Mr. Moat, It has come to my attention that while you were in prison John Terry was shagging your girl-friend. yours sincerely, Wayne Bridge

Oh! so very true!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife with PMT:- " OY, YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?" Husband, "What choices are there?" Wife, "YES OR F******G NO!!!"

[quote user="ſilly ſauſage"]Two days of this sh*t now?[/quote] With the silly sausage jumping up & down & you call the jokes sh*t!!!???

Aplane is on its way to New York when a blonde woman travelling in economy gets up and moves to an empty seat in first class. The flight attendant sees this and politely tells her she must return to her seat as thats the ticket she paid for. The blonde replies,"I''m blonde.I''m beautiful I''m going to New York and I''m staying put. After repeated attempts with no success at cinvincing the woman to move the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot about the woman who refuses to move. The co-pilot goes back and explains why she needs to move but once again the woman replies,"I''m blonde,I''m beautiful,I''m going to New York, I''m staying here. The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that they radio ahead and have the police waiting to arrest her when they land. The pilot says,"She''s blonde,you say, I''ll handle this,I''m married to a blonde,I speak blonde". He goes back to the woman and speaks quietly in her ear and she says,"I''m sorry", and gets up and goes back to her seat. The co-pilot and flight attendant are amazed and ask what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her that first class isn''t going to New York"!!!

[quote user="Nuff Said"]A racist tw*t competition was held today on the Pink Un. Southwestcanary won![/quote] So why is this racist and the joke by the Butler isn''t?

First match I was 11,playing against Southend in Div.3(South) 1946

Second home game,3 of us put £10 each on City going up at 14/1.First time I''ve ever had a bet, beginners luck.

Funniest for me was the Leeds fans singing "Champions of Europe". Most of them were''nt born then.

Is this a football board or an off shoot of the Westminster Daily News? By the way,the first election pledge I remember the king promised to keep the Normans out.Fat lot of good that was.

Dont you think he was lucky not to get a card of one colour or the other in the incident with Becchio? Had we had the ref from the Southampton game he would have been off ? With 10 men could have been a completely different game.Full marks to the ref.

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Donovan Blake could be black, white, rich, poor, gay, straight, whatever... what I truly hate about the man, aside from his footballing ignorance and lack of intelligence, is the fact that he appears to be a Scummer.......[/quote] Local football coverage on itv & bbc is awful.They both spend far to long talking about the scummers,interviewing all & sundry followed by some mumbling comments from the manager then skip over the rest of the teams in the area.

I wonder what colours they will wear when the Glazers pull out and leave them in the mire.