LQ 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Hey, I''ll set ''em up...[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 11, 2009 Aspirin and chips! YUK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 405 Posted June 11, 2009 I prefer paxo over aspirin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 I am eating asprin from a bag, like crisps. I think I have thinned my blood so much it is seeping out of my pores.But hey-ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="IncH_HigH"]I prefer paxo over aspirin.[/quote]Fair enough - the aspirin is more of a seasoning I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 So do I. Jeremy Paxo is far superior to Johnny Aspirin as an anchorman.[quote user="IncH_HigH"]I prefer paxo over aspirin.[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="LQ"]Don''t get in a tizz about the egg thing.So long as you keep them in the fridge at a decently low temperature they''ll be ok for omelettes for about 10 days after the stupid date stamp.You do keep them in the fridge, don''t you?[/quote]I believe it is lawful for an egg to take 30 days to reach the store at which point the store must stamp a ''sell by date'' on the egg with a 30 day maximum period of ''shelf life'' , the egg should then stay fresh for a further 4-6 weeks after purchase giving a maximum fresh period of approx 100 days from laying. In practice the eggs reach the store in week 1 are stamped to ''sell by'' in week 5 and ''use by'' week 9 (63 days) that''s a huge artificial margin of unusability introduced by the seller who lets face it makes a living by selling you more eggs to replace those that are ''past their date''.Stop reading the labels and use your senses, if it smells or floats its bad if it sinks in water its good.Eggs keep in a fridge for ages but please do not try to keep chicken in your fridge any more than a couple of hours as you will find they die very quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Did you hear about the Irishman who blew the contents out of his eggs to keep them fresh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Show Me What You Gooot! 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote]Eggs keep in a fridge for ages but please do not try to keep chicken in your fridge any more than a couple of hours as you will find they die very quickly.[/quote]Isn''t that a good thing? Afterall who wants to eat a chicken when its still alive? They don''t sit still long enough for you to stick the fork in for a start and they flap so much they leave feathers everywhere (the ones you don''t attempt to swallow). Plus they make so much noise too. And taste funny raw. And smell. Trust me I''ve tried all of this.No, its best that they''re dead. If you''d said don''t put gerbils or mice or small children or santa clause in the fridge then fair enough. Chickens are food really.Can I have some aspirins too ACE I''m starting to itch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Seriously, when I was a teenager I wanted to become a greaser (English version of an Hells Angel for younger viewers) and part of the inauguration process was to bite off a live chickens head.I purchased a scooter and became a mod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Show Me What You Gooot! 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"]Seriously, when I was a teenager I wanted to become a greaser (English version of an Hells Angel for younger viewers) and part of the inauguration process was to bite off a live chickens head.I purchased a scooter and became a mod.[/quote]Thats ironic that because for my inauguration to become a chicken I had to bite the tyre off a scooter.Great days they were. ACE where are those aspirins? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"]Seriously, when I was a teenager I wanted to become a greaser (English version of an Hells Angel for younger viewers) and part of the inauguration process was to bite off a live chickens head.I purchased a scooter and became a mod.[/quote]See, I knew if I hung around here long enough you''d talk sense eventually![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="Paint Me Yellow"][quote user="Shyster"]Seriously, when I was a teenager I wanted to become a greaser (English version of an Hells Angel for younger viewers) and part of the inauguration process was to bite off a live chickens head.I purchased a scooter and became a mod.[/quote]Thats ironic that because for my inauguration to become a chicken I had to bite the tyre off a scooter.Great days they were. ACE where are those aspirins?[/quote]F*ck, I always wondered who did that!It''s a jolly small world indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 I was not aware that was a requirement. Pete - can you confirm if you own a scooter?[quote user="Shyster"]Seriously, when I was a teenager I wanted to become a greaser (English version of an Hells Angel for younger viewers) and part of the inauguration process was to bite off a live chickens head.I purchased a scooter and became a mod.[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Just when the mania was calming down I come back to read about putting things in fridges.Now my head is MESSED up again....... What about curtains? Would they be ok in the fridge? Or Ford Escort''s?These are the questions this forum NEEDS to address. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"]Seriously, when I was a teenager I wanted to become a greaser (English version of an Hells Angel for younger viewers) and part of the inauguration process was to bite off a live chickens head.I purchased a scooter and became a mod.[/quote]I saw a few of those inYarmouth a couple of weeks ago.One of the women in full gear was shopping in Dorothy Perkins whilst the others sauntered around waiting on her or moseyed on slowly towards nowhere.Apparently times have changed.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 And you cant put Santa in the fridge - everyone knows he does not exist!He doesn''t does he? I dont like the thought of an old man in a red suit drunkenly creeping into my bedroom on Xmas eve....[quote user="Paint Me Yellow"][quote]Eggs keep in a fridge for ages but please do not try to keep chicken in your fridge any more than a couple of hours as you will find they die very quickly.[/quote]Isn''t that a good thing? Afterall who wants to eat a chicken when its still alive? They don''t sit still long enough for you to stick the fork in for a start and they flap so much they leave feathers everywhere (the ones you don''t attempt to swallow). Plus they make so much noise too. And taste funny raw. And smell. Trust me I''ve tried all of this.No, its best that they''re dead. If you''d said don''t put gerbils or mice or small children or santa clause in the fridge then fair enough. Chickens are food really.Can I have some aspirins too ACE I''m starting to itch?[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 405 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="ACE"]And you cant put Santa in the fridge - everyone knows he does not exist!He doesn''t does he? I dont like the thought of an old man in a red suit drunkenly creeping into my bedroom on Xmas eve....[/quote]You make him sound like Wiz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 I thought about putting it in, but knew people would make that connection.Not that I would want to put anything in a crusty old fake wizard mind you....[quote user="IncH_HigH"][quote user="ACE"]And you cant put Santa in the fridge - everyone knows he does not exist!He doesn''t does he? I dont like the thought of an old man in a red suit drunkenly creeping into my bedroom on Xmas eve....[/quote]You make him sound like Wiz.[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No Quarter 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Contriversial I know, but I enjoy brown sauce AND CHEESE in a hot dog [H] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 11, 2009 well, popular post [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fig Roll 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="No Quarter"]Contriversial I know, but I enjoy brown sauce AND CHEESE in a hot dog [H][/quote]Is that a Delia recipe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No Quarter 0 Posted June 11, 2009 No, I believe this to be the work of Oliver. The fat tounged c**t.I enjoy Weetabix Minibix (with chocolate chips) for breakfast. Anyone else in on that bad boy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Is this the point where I can ask about Pringles dipped in Nutella again?[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Show Me What You Gooot! 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="LQ"]Is this the point where I can ask about Pringles dipped in Nutella again?[;)][/quote]Is Mr Pringle still shafting Mrs Nutella? I hope for his sake her husband doesn''t find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 12, 2009 I did wonder where this thread would go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 12, 2009 I feel much better today. Cured. Purified.Do feel free to continue the bizareness without me though.... I am especially interested in the development of the pringles in nutella idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 12, 2009 Pringles (original flavour, obviously) with a Nutella dip is the food of the gods, ACE.I strongly recommend everyone tries it today.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
