ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 I dont care that its off topic, I dont give a stuff that this is an NCFC forum. I need to vent to spill bile, to scream.Poo to the lot of you, its my world to and I am going to use it !!!!ARRGHGHGHHHH !!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 where are the new signings?Where has all the money gone?Why am I not hung like a baboon?Why have I suddenly gone absolutely potty??????These questions must be answered? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 And why is it that whenever you fancy an omlette the eggs are ALWAYS out of date?Can anyone answer that???BLERGHGHGHGHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 11, 2009 how can you have new AND improved??its either neworimproved! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 11, 2009 ill throw it for ya 22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 People always say "a wise man once said" - but the wise men all seem to be old and lonely and covered in strange growths. Then they die a lonley isolated death.How can that be wise? Hmm? Hmm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted June 11, 2009 who picks up guide dogs poo???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 These are the sort of questions we should be answering. Society changing issues that effect us all, not a bloody football team ![quote user="can u sit down please"]who picks up guide dogs poo????[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valiant 5 Posted June 11, 2009 haha it is a profound question indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 And if proof be needed that this forum is the pits of HELL, it currently says at the bottom: Page 1 of 666I rest my case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 ..and why do people say "rest my case" - are they pretending to be lawyers, or do they have a particularly weary suitcase???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 417 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="ACE"]And why is it that whenever you fancy an omlette the eggs are ALWAYS out of date?Can anyone answer that???BLERGHGHGHGHH[/quote]Yes do like we do, keep your own hens and you have fresh eggs every day.[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 11, 2009 Do you have one called Cluck Inchy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Hens??? Whats that got to do with eggs?Everyone - cluck knows - cluck - that - cluck - eggs - cluck - come - cluck - from -cluck...TESCOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 417 Posted June 11, 2009 We ate it.[6] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 [:''(][quote user="IncH_HigH"]We ate it.[6][/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Don''t get in a tizz about the egg thing.So long as you keep them in the fridge at a decently low temperature they''ll be ok for omelettes for about 10 days after the stupid date stamp.You do keep them in the fridge, don''t you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Frieedge, I dont need no stinking frieedge...I am in the middle of a mania young lady. Please do not attempt to be sensible.[quote user="LQ"]Don''t get in a tizz about the egg thing.So long as you keep them in the fridge at a decently low temperature they''ll be ok for omelettes for about 10 days after the stupid date stamp.You do keep them in the fridge, don''t you?[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 417 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="ACE"]cluck...cluck....chop.[/quote]More a cluck,cluck snap than a chop.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No Quarter 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Why do people make their own jam?? F**kers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No Quarter 0 Posted June 11, 2009 By the way, this is the best thread on here for ages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Cluck cluck snap?So like, rice krispies for hens then?[quote user="IncH_HigH"][quote user="ACE"]cluck...cluck....chop.[/quote]More a cluck,cluck snap than a chop.[;)][/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 Absolutely! They just want to feel superior when they say "oooh I make my OWN jam, it tastes lovely on crumpets...."[quote user="No Quarter"]Why do people make their own jam?? F**kers.[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 11, 2009 [quote user="LQ"]Have you tried aspirin?[/quote]Yep. Still prefer eggs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted June 11, 2009 I think the hen will need more than aspirin?[quote user="LQ"]Have you tried aspirin?[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
