Henry VIII 0 Posted May 7, 2009 This board advocates poor grammar, so lets add a bit of culture and have an NCFC themed poetry competition. (No prize for the winner)Limerick:There once was a team called NorwichWho were the victims in an abusive marriageThey got stuffed four twoLets face it, they''re pooThe wheels came off their carriageAlan Lee poem:Lee, Lee, what a joy be he!A return to the days of HuckerbyHe can spearhead a League One onslaught by CityAnd banish the previous unkind songs about him being a IppyG Doc:Doc, Doc, aren''t you a sight for sore eyes!With your lovely passingAnd fine all round positional playYou were not at all at fault for relegation.David Carney:You stupid t*t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beaker 0 Posted May 7, 2009 I call this one : Andy HughesI wish it could be like before,but I don''t know how things could be the same.Especially since I feel remorseevery time I hear your name.It''s like a thousand needlesare pricking at my heart.I''ve fallen into pieces ever since your depart.Fin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Bryan Gunn you were once number one....as you prowled like a cat ''tween the sticks,Now it appears you''ve got shit in your ears and and are taking supporters for pricks.Tis time to leave town with the Stowmarket clown and find a new job far away.For we all had enough of this bullshitting stuff...and besides which we all think you''re gay. Anon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="Neil Cluckcaster"]Bryan Gunn you were once number one....as you prowled like a cat ''tween the sticks,Now it appears you''ve got shit in your ears and and are taking supporters for pricks.Tis time to leave town with the Stowmarket clown and find a new job far away.For we all had enough of this bullshitting stuff...and besides which we all think you''re gay. Anon. [/quote][:D]Uncle Fester, we''re lower than Leicester, and we will be lower than KeynesGet out now with your head partially aloft because you''re clearly one of the has-beens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Rages 0 Posted May 8, 2009 A team living south of the wash,Were perticularly hard up for dosh,To get moving faster, they did with Doncaster,Now Delia can''t serve him nosh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Here is my entry.It is called ''The Stroll of the Seriously Lightweight and Makeshift Brigade''. Another league another league, another league downward,at one end of the valley of doom cheered the three thousand Forward the right midfield, go for the goal they said, onto the valley pitch strolled the team as we wondered.Forward the light brigade Was there a man dismayed,yet though the fans all knewthe team had been plundered. Theirs not to make replyTheirs not to reason whyTheirs but to watch and cryonto the valley pitchthe Norwich team lumbered.Charlton to right of themCharlton to left of themCharlton in front of them volleyed and dribbledShot after shot and wellI think the score will tellhow soon the spirits fellas the Charlton goals mounted.Gone the attacking flair, tackles were finding air,(like the Gunners Euro affair), Charlton were ravaging while,all the City wondered. Like some ground hog day jokeRight through the line they broke Bailey and BurtonBarnsley were winning too, That''s when the fans all knew Even though we''d clawed back two,Our Champs days were numbered. Still ours not to reason why, Ours not to make reply, Just accept it we sell don''t buy (For those who wondered). Half the squad is redundant, Budget non existant, And yet the incumbents Claim no-one has blundered. Another league another league, another league downward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACE 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Ship Of FoolsThe board of Norwich City FC,Thought they were as smart as could be,They got very lucky with Worthy,Cost savings were all they could see.So they brought in Grant the arm flapping jock ,On the recommendation of a senile old...man,When he turned out to be utter pants,They turned to an arrogant man full of rants.As predicted it all ended in tears,No premiership now for ten years,But that''s what you get for playing a team of borrowed runts,You silly, silly....board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted May 8, 2009 There was once a man called PeterWho''s side was easy to beat''aHe was off in a hurryReplaced by Glenn, loans a flurryAnd now we have Gunn, troubles deeper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted May 8, 2009 There was a couple from Stowmarketbought a club but had nowhere to park itThey tried in the Prem, Championship and League 1,And now the poor clubs nearly carked it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARY CHARGE 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Humpty Gunnpty sat on the wallHumpty Gunnpty had a Great fallAll the kings horse''s and all the chefs Friends Couldnt put Humpty together again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tipster101 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Stop all the waffle, the boardroom is the hub,Prevent the cook from ruining, our beloved club.Silence Mr Munby and with yellow scarves,Bring out your pitchfork before they get our hearts. Let crows circle sqwarking overhead,Symbolically showing the message of our death.Put green and yellow bows around the Carrow Road gatesLetting onlookers see, we finally met our fate. City was my North my South, My East and West.My Tuesday Week and Saturday Best!My Noon, My Midnight, My Talk My Song,I thought that we would last forever – I was wrong The players are not ours now, send back every one.Pack up the Goal posts, we’ll not see another croft run.Put away the champagne, and with it all the glass;Memories of a club once premiership in class. By Mr Tipster Appologies to W H Auden (Stop all the clocks) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cosmic Twin 189 Posted May 8, 2009 GATHER ye loan players while ye may, The points are not yet earned.And this same loan player that plays to-day To-morrow will be returned. (actually he may NOT have played.)The glorious team of yellow and green, The lower they''s a-getting,The closer the ending of the season, The increase of the fans'' a-fretting. (on remaining in the Championship.)Prudence is best which is the first, When ambition is barely a thought; But money not being spent, the worse, and worst Times still happen with little regard of the fans'' support. (home and away.)Then be not coy, but do nothing now, And while ye may go on holiday: For having lost but once your prime You may for ever stay. (in League One.)With apologies to Robert Herrick ~ To Make Much of Time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="Henry VIII"]This board advocates poor grammar, so lets add a bit of culture and have an NCFC themed poetry competition. (No prize for the winner)Limerick:There once was a team called NorwichWho were the victims in an abusive marriageThey got stuffed four twoLets face it, they''re pooThe wheels came off their carriageAlan Lee poem:Lee, Lee, what a joy be he!A return to the days of HuckerbyHe can spearhead a League One onslaught by CityAnd banish the previous unkind songs about him being a IppyG Doc:Doc, Doc, aren''t you a sight for sore eyes!With your lovely passingAnd fine all round positional playYou were not at all at fault for relegation.David Carney:You stupid t*t[/quote]i would love to post a reply...BUT MY KEYBOARD SKILLS ARE JUST NOT UP TO IT!!!! [D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry VIII 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="Henry VIII"]This board advocates poor grammar, so lets add a bit of culture and have an NCFC themed poetry competition. (No prize for the winner)Limerick:There once was a team called NorwichWho were the victims in an abusive marriageThey got stuffed four twoLets face it, they''re pooThe wheels came off their carriageAlan Lee poem:Lee, Lee, what a joy be he!A return to the days of HuckerbyHe can spearhead a League One onslaught by CityAnd banish the previous unkind songs about him being a IppyG Doc:Doc, Doc, aren''t you a sight for sore eyes!With your lovely passingAnd fine all round positional playYou were not at all at fault for relegation.David Carney:You stupid t*t[/quote]i would love to post a reply...BUT MY KEYBOARD SKILLS ARE JUST NOT UP TO IT!!!! [D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][D][/quote]All posts are welcome, no matter what skills are displayed.Here is another:Oh G Doc, G Doc, G Doc, G Doc;Aren''t there any toliets to unblock?Or any other players to mock?But, in saying that, we''ve seen the size of your... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,671 Posted May 8, 2009 Baa Baa Norwich Fans,Have you any balls?No smudge, No smudge, we''re all fools.Once we got chase out,But thats the past,Now we''re all happy clappys and look like twats.I thought i''d do it for Smudger really, since i fancy him trying this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARY CHARGE 0 Posted May 8, 2009 When my mum grows a co@kIll stick it in Delia''s potShe''ll stir up a musterand deliver us a little blufferGunn wants the jobBut so does my dad RogIve said for so long its not all that funWhen you got us in so lowwe dropped just like a stoneWith munby in the wingswe show little stingThen we we come to doomcasterthe over rated plasterwe seem too have a leakthe man is a freakSo please step down, you make us all frownAnd move over faster, So this disaster can find the end without you plebs sucking us dead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,671 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="hogesar"]Baa Baa Norwich Fans,Have you any balls?No smudge, No smudge, we''re all fools.Once we got chase out,But thats the past,Now we''re all happy clappys and look like tw*ts.I thought i''d do it for Smudger really, since i fancy him trying this one.[/quote]I thought it normally sensors posts automatically? I''d better do it myself just for any young''uns, or those who are easily offended [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
delboycanary 0 Posted May 8, 2009 On the Ball Norwich City Gone Down again ! what a pity Gone are the days at the nest Back then we were one of the Best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,023 Posted May 8, 2009 There was an old bor called Wynn JonesHis missus made soup from chicken bonesOld Jonesey drank soup, untill he was repleteBut more importantly where`s my shiny new, yellow plastic seat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Does Norwich rhyme with ''marriage''? I thought it was more ''porridge''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARY CHARGE 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Henry the V111 ive sent you a PM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beaker 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="CANARYCHARGE"]Henry the V111 ive sent you a PM[/quote]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARY CHARGE 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="Beaker"][quote user="CANARYCHARGE"]Henry the V111 ive sent you a PM[/quote]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo[/quote]beaker ya mum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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city-till-i-die 7 Posted May 8, 2009 ROSES ARE REDVIOLETS ARE BLUEDELIA SMITHYOU HAVE TURNED OUR CLUB TO POO [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARY CHARGE 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="city-till-i-die"]ROSES ARE REDVIOLETS ARE BLUEDELIA SMITHYOU HAVE TURNED OUR CLUB TO POO [Y] [/quote]Poetry may not be your strong point! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted May 8, 2009 There was an ol'' girl from WokingWho ran out of ideas for cookingShe updated a best-seller and neglected the team in yellaAnd in a few seasons time we''ll be playing f*cking Woking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry VIII 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="Chunky Norwich"]Does Norwich rhyme with ''marriage''? I thought it was more ''porridge''.[/quote]Correct.How did you manage to see my first drafts?!Feel free to enter a poem with Norwich and porridge in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry VIII 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Carrow Road, Carrow Road, riding on a starCarrow Road, Carrow Road, how wonderful you areWe employed B GunnOh dear, how dumbLeague One, League One, we''re going to Exeter by carLeague One, League One, I hope it''s not too farFoz was our skipperNow we''re up the kipperDavid Marshall, David Marshall, who taught you to kick dear boy?Marshall, Marshall, is your favored brand of Chinese cooking products Amoy?He''s our number oneForgive these poor punsDavid Carney, David Carney, your surname is one out from CareyDavid Carney, David Carney, compared to him, you are even more of a fairyPack your bag quicklyAnd head back to Sydney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites