Poetry competition

[Henry VIII 0]

Yo, I''ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I''ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna resign Keith Briggs ah.

If you want my Carney forget my Croft,

If you wanna get with Gunn better ask the board,

Now don''t go wasting my season ticket rebate,

Get your act together we could win League One

I''ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna resign Keith Briggs ah.

If you wanna be my Delia, you gotta have a word with Neil,

Make it last til Tuesday Waller''s commentary''s never end,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to cough up your hard earned,

Taking is too easy, but that''s the way this board operates.

What do you think about that, well we at the board don''t really care

Say you can''t handle our autocracy, go support Ipswich,

I won''t be hasty, we''ll fleece you for every penny

If you really bug me then we''ll carry on banging about how great it is to have 18,000 season ticket holders when Charlton only have 1,000.

Yo I''ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna resign Keith Briggs ah.

If you wanna be my Goreham, you gotta get past Roy,

Make it last longer than a first round paint pot trophy exit, Canary Call never ends,

If you wanna be my gullable supporter, you have got to forgo your rebate,

Taking is easy, but that''s the way we repay our fans for failure.

So here''s a story about Norwich Cuty, you wanna get relegated employ Roeder and Gunn

We got Neil in the place who likes telling porkies,

we got Delia and Michael who like prudence with ambition

Matty Patty doesn''t come for free, but carry on paying for his Mercy visits anyway

and as for me..I''m as bad as the rest of them

Slam your money down and never see it again

Slam your money down and we''ll do our best to under invest

If you wanna be my supporter, you gotta visit the Canary Store,

Make it full of overpriced tat,  the quality is poor

If you wanna be my Sibierski, you have got to give (no effort)

Taking is too easy, but that''s the way this board operates

If you wanna be my City supporter, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,

you gotta, you gotta, sign, sign, sign, sign

Overpriced tat as long as they''re on loan and we''re going down.

Overpriced tat as long as they''re on loan and we''re going down.Overpriced tat as long as they''re on loan and we''re going down.

Slam your money down and resign Keith Brigg ah

If you wanna be my Canary.

[Mr. Bump 0]

[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="hogesar"]Baa Baa Norwich Fans,Have you any balls?No smudge, No smudge, we''re all fools.Once we got chase out,But thats the past,Now we''re all happy clappys and look like tw*ts.I thought i''d do it for Smudger really, since i fancy him trying this one.[/quote]I thought it normally sensors posts automatically? I''d better do it myself just for any young''uns, or those who are easily offended [;)][/quote]Twat

[Mr. Bump 0]

[quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="hogesar"]Baa Baa Norwich Fans,Have you any balls?No smudge, No smudge, we''re all fools.Once we got chase out,But thats the past,Now we''re all happy clappys and look like tw*ts.I thought i''d do it for Smudger really, since i fancy him trying this one.[/quote]I thought it normally sensors posts automatically? I''d better do it myself just for any young''uns, or those who are easily offended [;)][/quote]Twat[/quote]It does, maybe not plural then..

[Beaker 0]

Now this is the story all about how
Norwich City FC started going down
And Id like to take a minute just hold you hard
Ill tell you how I became the Cheif Executive of Norwich

In west runton born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of bors who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
They said Andy Hughes was cr*p and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in Sprowston

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Sprowston live like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said Lets be havin you and had a yellow dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Sprowston

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Norwich cheif executive 

[Beermachine 0]

There once was a man called GunnyWho thought needing skill to be funny.While a legend it''s true, his tactics were poo,and now we are flushed down the dunny.

[hogesar 9,618]

[quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="hogesar"]Baa Baa Norwich Fans,Have you any balls?No smudge, No smudge, we''re all fools.Once we got chase out,But thats the past,Now we''re all happy clappys and look like tw*ts.I thought i''d do it for Smudger really, since i fancy him trying this one.[/quote]I thought it normally sensors posts automatically? I''d better do it myself just for any young''uns, or those who are easily offended [;)][/quote]Twat[/quote]It does, maybe not plural then..[/quote]Twats.

[hogesar 9,618]

[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="hogesar"]Baa Baa Norwich Fans,Have you any balls?No smudge, No smudge, we''re all fools.Once we got chase out,But thats the past,Now we''re all happy clappys and look like tw*ts.I thought i''d do it for Smudger really, since i fancy him trying this one.[/quote]I thought it normally sensors posts automatically? I''d better do it myself just for any young''uns, or those who are easily offended [;)][/quote]Twat[/quote]It does, maybe not plural then..[/quote]Twats.[/quote]Well thats quite poor!

[Mister Chops 7]

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,

Silence the pianos and with muffled drum

Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead

Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,

Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,

Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,

My working week and my Sunday rest,

My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;

I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;

Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;

Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.

For nothing now can ever come to any good.

[Mister Chops 7]

With apologies to William Blake....

And did those boots in ancient timeRun on Old Trafford''s pitches green?And was the holy goal by GossAt Anfield''s pleasant pastures seen?And did the countenance divineShine forth upon our Jarrold Stand?And was prudence ambitiously builtBy investing in hotels and land?Fetch me my Neil Doncaster!Bring me my Jon Otsemobor!Build me a squad of journeymen!Hire me twelve loanees, maybe more!We shall not cease from mental fightNor shall the ball sleep in our hand''Til we have worn our bright new kitIn Yeovil''s green and pleasant land''Til we have worn our bright new kitIn Yeovil''s green and pleasant land

[city-till-i-die 7]

[quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="city-till-i-die"]

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

DELIA SMITH

YOU HAVE TURNED OUR CLUB TO POO   [Y]

 

 

[/quote]



Poetry may not be your strong point!
[/quote]damm...i was hoping to have it published [:''(]

[CANARY CHARGE 0]

[quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="city-till-i-die"]

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

DELIA SMITH

YOU HAVE TURNED OUR CLUB TO POO   [Y]

 

 

[/quote]

Poetry may not be your strong point! [/quote]damm...i was hoping to have it published [:''(][/quote]

Its got a chance.. but mainly on the back of toilet doors!

[city-till-i-die 7]

[quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="city-till-i-die"]

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

DELIA SMITH

YOU HAVE TURNED OUR CLUB TO POO   [Y]

 

 

[/quote]



Poetry may not be your strong point!
[/quote]damm...i was hoping to have it published [:''(][/quote]




Its got a chance.. but mainly on the back of toilet doors!
[/quote]well thats a start [:D]...this time next year i could be a millionaire

[CANARY CHARGE 0]

[quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="city-till-i-die"][quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="city-till-i-die"]

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

DELIA SMITH

YOU HAVE TURNED OUR CLUB TO POO   [Y]

 

 

[/quote]

Poetry may not be your strong point! [/quote]damm...i was hoping to have it published [:''(][/quote]

Its got a chance.. but mainly on the back of toilet doors![/quote]well thats a start [:D]...this time next year i could be a millionaire[/quote]

I will read it a few more times, to see if i can get anything else out of it! ill be in touch!

[pennywise 0]

norwich city is a club that is sick sick sick..

the cheif executives a f--king  prick prick prick

the manager doesn`t have a clue clue clue

and now we are firmly in the poo poo poo

the team are mainly substandard loans loans loans

all thats left when they are gone is the bare bones bones bones

its enough to make the loyal fans all cry cry cry.

but i`ll be back next year "i`m city til i die die die "   [:D]