Champions League Drinking Game

[BigGreenStoppingMachine 0]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/21052008/58/champions-league-champions-league-drinking-game.html

I''ll be found doing this in The Mischief but having replaced the obscure Russian beer with vodka!

[Syteanric 1]

sod the champions league! Mickey mouse competitoin at its finest!

And sod the Drinking game too!

jas :)

[Beaker 0]

Well arn''t you a bundle of fun?

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="Beaker"]Well arn''t you a bundle of fun?[/quote]

yes.. how can a team who finishes 4th in the league enter a competition for "champions"

If Platini gets his way the team who finishes 2nd in the premiership wont even Enter it.. i might start caring then

jas :)

[Beaker 0]

guranteed you will watch it

[Rasputin was a C... 0]

[quote user="jas the barclay king"]

[quote user="Beaker"]Well arn''t you a bundle of fun?[/quote]

yes.. how can a team who finishes 4th in the league enter a competition for "champions"

If Platini gets his way the team who finishes 2nd in the premiership wont even Enter it.. i might start caring then

jas :)

[/quote]That''d be marvelous if that were to happen. At the moment its just the big 4 who get all this money from it. It is one of the main reasons why the Prem is a foregone conclusion every year.

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="Beaker"]guranteed you will watch it[/quote]

nope.. im not watching it tonight... got afr more important things to do... like watch the grass grow in the back garden!

The sooner Platini wields his mighty Axe and allows the Prem Winners, FA cup winners and League cup winners (Winners= CHAMPIONS) in the competition the better... 2nd down t 5th can make do with the Uefa cup..

jas :)

[BigGreenStoppingMachine 0]

What about imposing a limit of foreign players for the competition as well? I can vaguely remember someone like Red Star getting thrown out years ago when it was the Cup Winners Cup, do you reckon it would be possible to bring it back in?

[BigGreenStoppingMachine 0]

I think they were thrown out for having too many foreign players or did i dream this?!?!

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="BarmyYarmy"]

I think they were thrown out for having too many foreign players or did i dream this?!?!

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Stuttgart did that against Leeds in the early 90''s too i think

jas :)

[First Jedi 0]

[quote user="BarmyYarmy"]What about imposing a limit of foreign players for the competition as well? I can vaguely remember someone like Red Star getting thrown out years ago when it was the Cup Winners Cup, do you reckon it would be possible to bring it back in?[/quote]Nope - they always futily (sp?) "consider it" but, like everytime, realise it''s illegal to discriminate against someones nationality in terms of employment.

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="ob1"][quote user="BarmyYarmy"]What about imposing a limit of foreign players for the competition as well? I can vaguely remember someone like Red Star getting thrown out years ago when it was the Cup Winners Cup, do you reckon it would be possible to bring it back in?[/quote]

Nope - they always futily (sp?) "consider it" but, like everytime, realise it''s illegal to discriminate against someones nationality in terms of employment.
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theres a very easy way around it.. you can sign as many players as u like to your squad... Thats not breaking any employment law... then they can only play 3 of them... after all whats to stop a amanger signing 12 foreign players today then naming a team with just 1 of them in? noothing...

they just dont want to tread on the big boys toes.. not because its illegle

jas :)

[Beaker 0]

You wont resist - you''ll watch it dont kid yourself

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="Beaker"]

You wont resist - you''ll watch it dont kid yourself

[/quote]

if thats what you think.... the lure of "everybodys golf world tour" on the ps3 is much bigger... if u have the game i''ll give u a challenge!

jas :)

[we8wba 0]

soccer saturday drinking game

rules

 

For the fans of Jeff and co, who have nothing to do on a Saturday afternoon and have some beer that needs drinking, quickly.

*Every time a goal is scored = 1 shot of beer
*Every sending off = 1 shot of spirit
*HALF TIME-NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED
*When Chris Kamara is talking = You must be drinking
*Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang = 1 shot of spirit
*2nd Half - Only team nicknames allowed - Failure = 3 shots of beer
*Whenever Swindon Town appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout "Mackerel" = 1 shot of spirit
*Whenever Dundee appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout "Football" = 1 shot of spirit
*Every time Phil Thomson says "Stevie Gerrard" = 3 shots of Beer
*Every time Jeff makes "A Trialist" joke = 3 shots of Beer
*Every time your team scores = 2 extra shots of Beer
*Every time Matty Taylor and "Goal of the Season" are mentioned in the same sentence = 1 shot of Spirit
*Every time Jeff calls Kenny Deucher "The Good Doctor" = 1 shot of Spirit
*Any hint of racism(social or otherwise) from any of the pundits = Quad Bombs! (4 shots of spirit and Red Bull)
*Every time Hartlepool Score = 3 shots of Beer
*Every time a pundit shouts off camera = 2 shots of Beer
*Every time Le Tiss is mentioned in connection with a Takeaway = 1 shot of spirit
*Whenever Chris Kamara says "it''s unbelievable Jeff" = All drinks must be downed
*Every time Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS" = 1 shot of spirit
*Every time Keith is referred to as being just one person = 1 shot of spirit
*Every time Brighton & Hove Albion or Dagenham & Redbridge are referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo = 1 shot of spirit
*Every time Kevin Webster scores and Jeff says "Oh, Sally will be pleased" = 1 shot of spirit
*Every time anything bad happens to Bellamy(injured, OG, booked, arrested for assault etc) = 2 celebratory shots of spirit
*Whenever Northampton Town appear on the Vidi Printer - Last person to shout "Cobblers" = Shot of Spirit

GOOD LUCK!!

[macdougalls perm 0]

[quote user="Beaker"]

You wont resist - you''ll watch it dont kid yourself

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To be honest I might, but I''m really not that bothered as I loath both teams (and their gloating, bragging fans -particularly those that live round here and have been to Old Trafford or Stamford Bridge once or twice at the most) equally. Best news so far has been the 224 Chelsea fans left at Gatwick cos of a cancelled flight - what a shame! [:)]  

[AndyJR 0]

I feel like a drink everytime Andy Townsend speaks.  They way he convinently forgets he played for Norwich and treats us like we are ''small-fry'' in his illustrious career.  Nauseating man.

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="jas the barclay king"]

theres a very easy way around it.. you can sign as many players as u like to your squad... Thats not breaking any employment law... then they can only play 3 of them... after all whats to stop a amanger signing 12 foreign players today then naming a team with just 1 of them in? noothing...

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I''m assuming that you''re an expert in European Employment Law then Jas............rather than the one of the usual number of bored office workers/even more bored pensioners/malevolent cranks who usually populate this message board.

Do you really think it''s that easy [:$]

 

[blahblahblah 2]

[quote user="Shack Attack"][I''m assuming that you''re an expert in European Employment Law then Jas............rather than the one of the usual number of bored office workers/even more bored pensioners/malevolent cranks who usually populate this message board.

Do you really think it''s that easy [:$]

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I can''t believe you forgot Magical Dave from Lowestoft !!!!one!!!

Oh, no, wait, you got him...

[Show Me What You Gooot! 0]

[quote user="jas the barclay king"]

[quote user="Beaker"]Well arn''t you a bundle of fun?[/quote]

yes.. how can a team who finishes 4th in the league enter a competition for "champions"

If Platini gets his way the team who finishes 2nd in the premiership wont even Enter it.. i might start caring then

jas :)

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I think it should only be the Premiership winners, the F.A cup winners and maybe the League cup winners too.

Finishing 2nd-4th should be UEFA cup places only.

[Captain Holt 580]

Macdougal if it was NCFC at wembley for example and your train was cancelled etc. I bet you wouldn''t like it.  224 fans not being able to see the biggest game for a long long time in my opinion is a shame. Think of the effort put into planning it, the money lost, the time off work etc. I can''t help but feel for them. Even though I hate them both with a passion

[macdougalls perm 0]

I know I wouldn''t, but it''s not is it! [:)] 

Anyway, it was only a light hearted remark - I do apologise most sincerely, lol!! [:D]

[Captain Holt 580]

I know I wouldn''t, but it''s not is it

Anyway, it was only a light hearted remark - I do apologise most sincerely, lol!!

Haha no worries!I just heard about the flight being cancelled and put myself in their predicament.Anyway, it was a cracking game.Cheers

[Jonny 5 0]

"BarmyY''army"What about imposing a limit of foreign players for the competition as well? I can vaguely remember someone like Red Star getting thrown out years ago when it was the Cup Winners Cup, do you reckon it would be possible to bring it back in?

There is a rule about foreign players. It isn''t a simple "only 3 allowed" kinda rule. But it works something like 8 players out of a squad of 25 must be from the country of the club and 4 of those must be "homegrown" by the club, ie Giggs, Scholes etc.However, due to they way they define "Homegrown" Fabregas is classed as a homegrown player for Arsenal as he was there from such a young age.This is the reason the big 4 keep hold of some of their so-so younger players, to meet the quotas. I reckon Gibbs might stay at Arsenal next year for this reason.

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

[quote user="Jonny 5"]"BarmyY''army"

What about imposing a limit of foreign players for the competition as well? I can vaguely remember someone like Red Star getting thrown out years ago when it was the Cup Winners Cup, do you reckon it would be possible to bring it back in?



There is a rule about foreign players. It isn''t a simple "only 3 allowed" kinda rule. But it works something like 8 players out of a squad of 25 must be from the country of the club and 4 of those must be "homegrown" by the club, ie Giggs, Scholes etc.

However, due to they way they define "Homegrown" Fabregas is classed as a homegrown player for Arsenal as he was there from such a young age.

This is the reason the big 4 keep hold of some of their so-so younger players, to meet the quotas. I reckon Gibbs might stay at Arsenal next year for this reason.
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correct mate, when i was choosing my UEFA cup squad for Norwich on FM I came across these rules

[National express super guard 0]

Macdougal if it was NCFC at wembley for example and your train was cancelled etcno, my illustrious employers never cancel trains, it''d never happen

[Captain Holt 580]

[quote user="National Express super guard"]Macdougal if it was NCFC at wembley for example and your train was cancelled etcno, my illustrious employers never cancel trains, it''d never happen[/quote]Haha