The No Good Terrible Worst Ever Joke Thread

[Herman 9,819]

[Herman 9,819]

These are good.

 

[littleyellowbirdie 2,577]

A hunter was out in the woods and came across a beautiful lady half naked under a tree looking alluringly  at him.

He looked at her disbelievingly and said: 'Cor. Are you game, luv?'

'Yes!' She replied with a seductive smile.

So he shot her.

 

[sonyc 5,541]

This gave me a smile I must admit... Gen Z's😄

 

[littleyellowbirdie 2,577]

I'm learning Portuguese on Duolingo at the moment.

I had a fill in the verb question:

A borbotleta <fill in verb> um livro (The butterfly <fill in verb> a book).

My answer: A borboleta lê um livro (The butterfly reads a book)

This was incorrect; the correct answer should have been: 'A borboleta escreve um livro' (the butterfly writes a book).

 

[sonyc 5,541]

56 minutes ago, littleyellowbirdie said:

I'm learning Portuguese on Duolingo at the moment.

I had a fill in the verb question:

A borbotleta <fill in verb> um livro (The butterfly <fill in verb> a book).

My answer: A borboleta lê um livro (The butterfly reads a book)

This was incorrect; the correct answer should have been: 'A borboleta escreve um livro' (the butterfly writes a book).

 

Duolingo is great...and funny. I did the Welsh course (over two years originally and still dip into it). The subject matter gets really interesting..... for instance about the Eisteddfod and archdruid and the chairing ceremony. Or, at a more basic cultural level, when Sioned gets asked if she wants a pint of cider - or two, or that there is a toilet outside of the pub!.

There is some deeper material....like "there are no jobs here anymore" or "the village was a very poor one" or "I don't like hell". Even socialists are introduced in one of the topics. Good old Wales 🙂

Cannot help thinking the course was written by some people who had experience of living in the valleys. There again the course does provide both northern and southern Wales dialectical differences.

Edited December 8, 2023 by sonyc

[dylanisabaddog 4,970]

[Herman 9,819]

 

[Herman 9,819]

Especially for today.😄

 

[dylanisabaddog 4,970]

A cartoon rejected by New Yorker magazine because it's not funny

[sonyc 5,541]

3 hours ago, dylanisabaddog said:

A cartoon rejected by New Yorker magazine because it's not funny

Always liked dog cartoons Dylan, perhaps you need to be a dog owner to appreciate them though.

A favourite of mine from a few years ago is this one...

[dylanisabaddog 4,970]

14 hours ago, sonyc said:

Always liked dog cartoons Dylan, perhaps you need to be a dog owner to appreciate them though.

A favourite of mine from a few years ago is this one...

If I can get my head into gear I'll start a cartoon thread. I'm a devotee of Larson, Pickles and Calvin & Hobbes. 

My favourite Larson, for obvious reasons 

[BurwellCanary 216]

Prince Abdullah Bin Abdullah the richest man in SA asked his 3 children what they would like for christmas presents

A Nurses outfit said his daughter - so he bought her the Norfok and Norwich hospital

A soldiers outfit said his eldest son - so he bought him the Coldstream Guards

A cowboy outfit said his youngest son - so he bought him ITFC

[Iwans Big Toe 312]

I used to work for a business that made blankets. Unfortunately I lost my job when the company folded.

 

 

[Herman 9,819]

[Herman 9,819]

 

[Nuff Said 5,161]

41 minutes ago, Herman said:

 

Reminds me of one of my favourite occasional features in Viz magazine, “Up the a4se corner”. 
 

Yes, I am 58 years old. 🤔

[TheGunnShow 5,985]

[TheGunnShow 5,985]

Might as well chuck this one in as well. Dark sense of humour needed for this one.

[FenwayFrank 2,465]